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yeah
not reading all that shit

went to vote in municipal elections today, think i may actually have voted for a corrupt idiot
but hey at least i voted and that's what counts doesn't it

you're welcome for the (you)

not really british culture that though is it mate

it and i am quintessentially british m8

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i cannot believe nobody else is upset at this

Wish Iran would lob a nuke on your illegitimate state

dayumm

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hi schizo

96848425
sup

did he die?

the english phenotype

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schizo shits and pisses himself in the face of a white man
cowardly slavic mutt

could absolutely destroy any faggot here at squash

the swedish phenotype

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>c*ltoid
>white
i doubt it

no but almost, coaching staff guy was ex-military and knew which artery to pinch to keep him alive until the hospital. saved his life, had some rule/equipment changes after that. goalies wear a hanging neck guard now.

the amount of blood he lost literally made spectators throw up in the stands

The Celto Germanic race has been the driving force behind mankind for millennia

the american phenotype

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going to be living in my car from now on lads
how do I put a bed in a Honda CRV?
should I smoke weed every other week or will that keep me from working my way up from php and trigonometry to c++ and calculus?
I like drawing and weed helps me feel like what I'm drawing is worthwhile

Ayo hol' up.... *smacks lips* why deez raycist pigs be shootin deez niggas... he dindu nuffin mf whitey gon' pay

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not so much irish celts though you cant even fish lad

schizo once told me he sat down for 12 hours and watched twitch streams

weed is for gays and the uninteresting

the australian phenotype

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You’ll be fishing for your teeth if you make another smarmy remark

I was at a friends party and got a few beers. I believe I was the least drunk there. One gal started to talk to me and coming on to me. I had a girlfriend at the time and I wasn't even attracted to her (big as a hippo), so I tried to ignore her.

A few hours later I was feeling very fuzzy in my head so I had to lie down for a bit. This struck me as odd, since the few beers were all I had to drink. Later on I understood that there were something else other than beers in one of the cans.

I woke up several hours later in my friends bed which were on an other floor than the party was held. I was still feeling fuzzy in my head, so I didn't really get what was going on. My hands and my feet were tied to the bed - each part in each corner. My dick hurt like crazy and I wanted to see what was going on down there. Someone was naked and riding my dick. It took me about five seconds until I understood that I was naked and was raped. It was the same girl who hit on me.

I screamed, but no one heard me. I tried to get away, but I couldn't move, both beacuse I was tied down and also because of her weight.

Fifthteen horrible minutes later she decided she was done with me and let me loose. I collapsed and couldn't move. She got dressed and went downstairs. I cried.

Apperantly she couldn't get my dick hard, so she had shuffed a Q-tip without the cotton up my urethra so it would keep straight. Four years later, it still hasn't recovered.

the kiwi phenotype

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nigger why are you buying weed if you live in your car

>You’ll be fishing for your teeth if you make another smarmy remark

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What a fucking awful thread

catch them lad or youll all starve you cant though

I am not gay and I don't care if I'm interesting because >tfw too intelligent to have friends
I like to draw comics and I am right next to a weed station so I want to get some coffee and draw in the library on the weekends while stoned. At least then I'll be warm.

the irish phenotype

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I am working in an extremely expensive mountain town for the winter. My RV is taking a lot of work to fix up and I vowed never to pay rent again so I'm not bringing it this time.

Powerful Gaelic skull
would take a baseball bat to the head and stay standing

the welsh phenotype

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hows about a glass of OJ

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the slough phenotype

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getting my daily dose of carl "the liberal führer" benjamin

hey lads watch me type something in welsh haha cyummragagega pfwywyfwywfhbawfwa lawlwheynn abhelynn pgrawfwfgwtttww ahahahahaha

Kikes are going to use this newest shooting to do away with the first amendment

fingering my bum a bit

the canadian phenotype

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this but unironically

mum is refusing to renew my financial times subscription until I start seeing the therapist again lads

reckon trump will win bigly at the polls in the 2020 election

Kikes are on the ropes

>200 word essay on black contributions to humanity due on friday
>havent even started
how fucked am I bros?

someone on cnn just said niggers are fake news

i for one am grateful that our youth have the courage to finally call out nazis

Im sure you could astroturf a 200 word essay on peanut butter or some such

no one in britain uses the word kike

t. Kike

redbull me on Abe Lincoln lads

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go away hitler
*blows airhorn in your ear*
SHAME SHAME SHAME

got one of my final exams tomorrow but its online so I have from 9AM thurs to 11:55PM fri to do it, 3 x 750 word essays and I'm working 9-5 thurs and fri
going to be grim as fuck

>20 word post due RIGHT NOW to explain why the Irish refused to fish during the famine
Fuck!

lol there arent 200 words in all the names of black inventors combined

t. brown non british fingers

Having a cheeky cup of milk

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reckon ol' abe was the kind of bloke who really enjoyed going down on his wife

>Online final exams
Is this the online University of southern wirrumgubbalong or something?

refusal implies they were smart enough to teach themselves to fish in the first place

Gangly Hebrew appendiges

How can you accuracy be that bad

Based

ANU, my other ones are offline
I think it's because they ran out of space in the exam places since I had an online final last semester too

stop bullying ireland

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I said someone on cnn just said niggers are fake news

>25 second presentation on honourable jews tomorrow
>havent even started rehearsing
may as well just drop out

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do not speak of mary todd in such a manner

you thought you would go undetected and blend in but you cant because you are brown and smell and dont know anything about britain

Do it about the one that killed himself

>200 word essay
what is it your GCSEs? I shit out more than 200 words in a Jow Forums post

you reckon she's ever been blacked?

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You thought you would go undetected and blend im but you can't because you are hook nosed and inbred and don't know anything about Britain

Somehow he has got away with being racist because he freed some slaves

thoughts on god and his son jesus?

no one cares!!! BOOOOO!!!! HISSSS!!

Stephen Miller

Jewish behavior is reprehensible
They talk about killing white men than play the victim when they get killed

DREADING the toil alarm

Nonce and nonce enabler

was just making sure hiroshima moot didn't shadowban me

jews are white though
you can't just arbitrarily exclude people from a race just because you don't like them dave

nah

probably has taken it in the farter at least once though

quite like watching fit girls get battered