How to get gf

masturbation,video games and crying

you can cuddle her when she passes out after a serie of rape

Over time this will just make you even more depressed.

Don't do this. Instead pretend to rape but stop right before saying she's different from the rest. Women love that

how do euros not get gf
noooo i want her to love me..
wow when I think of it, it makes sense. but i am too scared to rape

i don't know
it just isn't for me i guess

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Then pay a friend to be the pretend rapist and save her from him

too fake desu

When people say be yourself what they really mean is be confident. You'll never get to know anyone if you can't be honest and share part of yourself with people. You also won't meet people if you spend all your time in your room. Once those bases are covered you'll find almost everyone, even girls, are so desperate to be loved that it almost doesn't matter the content of your self, it just matters that you are there for them. People are weak.

>honest and share part of yourself
>people are weak
how do i talk to some girl at the school and then later find out that she already has a bf

Either pursue her anyway and cuck her bf or find someone else

Just come up to a girl you like and talk to her, is that really so hard?

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try this one

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no thats good. It would mean if you are caught its not just sexual assault

Get a bf

It just means you'll never get a cute girl with your stinky ass face. You have to go with 4/10 or less

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As my father always said, "Just because the goal has a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."

just b urself lol = be confident and assertive and you're golden
>disclaimer: doesn't work if you're ugly as sin, cripplingly poor and/or too autistic to even fake confidence

First you need to find a g you are interested in

Ugly girls duh

became rich

>very good at socializing, everyone laughs at my jokes and stuff
>actually very shy and introverted and just try to be funny as a defense mechanism
>too shy to approach people and am too hesitant to flirt with 99% of girls

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That's me too, wahey. Sucks to be us.

just be urself bro, works for me!

I see so many qts at college but I'm not going to fucking just walk up to one on the street and chat her up
I usually go for an excuse like "man this professor we have for this class has no fucking idea what he's doing," but I'm in STEM so there's very few baginas
I am going to be so fucked when I graduate

Yeah, you are. I have that exact problem. On the plus side, every time I go to a party people remember me and think I'm a fun guy. So that's something. It doesn't kill the loneliness, but hey, it's better than being completely unnoticed I suppose.