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is this the new then yeah?

toilberg called dad into the neo-mines for 6:00am today. dire, dire state.

i think this is it

incel friend is going a date because of tinder... may have to give it a try after all

alright who still lives with mummy and daddy?

grass man up Sibbie pissed on his clothes and stuff
he’s never been road you mug

*raises my flipper*

Only have two tbqh. It's just for the church service anyway, the reception tends to be towards the evening so I change into a dinner jacket.

I had it easy the one time I had to do it. Framed it around the story of that one time the bride (school days, not even a girlfriend then) came to watch us do hurdle training and the groom broke three hurdles and his tibia.

Four weddings lined up for 2019.

that would be me

Not me bro

Modern women are disgusting

rather not say

ah, you got filtered because you said daddy
nobody tell schiz

that was a test and you failed it

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better than paying rentberg or mortgageberg whilst simultaneously paying tuitionberg . no regrets, love my parents.

you don't have to be so defensive :)

what a faff
what a palaver
kitchen carpet flooded to fuck
hot water main connector for the washing machine isn't connected because my washine machine only runs on cold
so the valve is set to closed
except my washing machine jiggled it loose and water started dribbling out of it
obviously it's behind my washing machine so i had no clue until the water had soaked enough carpet that i woke up this morning and walked in it
if i get any gip for this i'm fucking drinking tonight and i mean drinking

I save approx $20,000 a year by living at home

How to be taller & straighter. My two techniques
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HAHAHAHA
STATE of you fucking people
>I'm a nigger
thats it?
thats it?
fucking hell

>BBC: Marking Black History Month by celebrating five of sport's biggest game-changers
>2/5 never knew their dad

nothing defensive about it m8, just stating my opinion on the matter.

You know you're brainwashed, right?
Like you DO know that, right?

what

very good way to avoid love lifestein and independentvitz

Ancient Slavic mythology helps shape the culture of the Nords alongside actual Norse mythology and culture. A few Daedric princes in Skyrim (particularly thinking of Hircine and the werewolves related quests) have their roots in Slavic mythology. Morthal and its environment is very Slavic inspired.

Orcs aren't very Mongol culturally apart from the superficial nature of their armour design. For one, the main thing about the Mongols is that they're a nomadic horse riding culture, and that doesn't really apply to the Orcs, who are blacksmiths and long desire to go to their homeland. That places them closer to Jews or Kurds (who I forgot to compare them to) than to Mongols who have a homeland and expand into enemy lands in massive raids

those of you who live with your folks
be thankful you don't have shit like this to deal with every other week

only got one wedding lined up for next year and it's my own

I'm a nigger.

open bar?

*pours some beer on the floor*

>hit middle age
>get divorced
>lose job
>start selling self-improvement guides

I see the traditional seppo career path is still alive and well

unlike most neets I actually have plans to move out once I'm finished with univitz.

Read this as a poem, was that intentional?

congrats mate
*pukes all over the floor*

Where's the afro centrist general?

nah, I'm not made of money
wine on the table though

your money mate

Never been to a wedding, got an invited to an old sort-of-friend's wedding but I lied and said I was working, just wanted to stay home and play video games.

Whats your point

Was Fraiser too smart for americans?

...

more of a rant
just getting it off my chest
i'm still a bit emotional about it though so maybe it is poetry

oh bore off rorke nobody wants to hear it

yank posted this earlier I need the name of the girl for fuck sake no image search comes up with anything

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I can't post here because of the color of my skin?

Eating niggers for breakfast lads

how do you read poems

*bores off*

He's simply of the African persuasion.

Valerie Kay
Took me literally 1 click you druggo cunt

i bet you didn't even read any posts itt
you just get up
turn on your computer
and continue the eternal battle against the evil forces of rorke

where they hiding these wh*te bitches

now that's a brapper

sorry in advance, won't be able to post nu tinder matches today

too smart for you mate he's called frasier not fraiser haha

moron

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iambic pentameter innit

like the morrowind judea analogy, never thought about it that way
also i thought redguards are strictly north african / islamic tribes

I've been exposed!

U talking to me wh*Te boy?

You're posting here now aren't you? What's your point? Only slaves get offended by the word nigger, and """racism""" in speech, in general. We're all niggers on the same slave ship now. Look around, negro. Blacks are in a better position now than they've ever been arguably. White men have it worse than black men in 2018 and by a long stretch but fuck all of that oppression Olympics shit. We're ALL fucking slaves, faggot, so what if someone calls you a nigger

how?

WW2 brought race relations forward by a hundred years

who's that when it's at 'ome

heating on and window open
just burning money

Poo nigger
Nigger poo
Poo nigger
Nigger poo
Poo nigger
Nigger poo
Poo nigger
Nigger poo

Fair enough

he played for charlton athletic

So what if its the color of my skin bro

why's everyone call CHUDS rorke in /brit/? all the lefties I know call them mayos or gammons (on account of thair disgustingly pale skin)

Battle of rorkes drift

>White men have it worse than black men in 2018
lol

considering it was the final nail in the coffin for traditional colonialism, this is absolutely true.

I'm a nigger

Went on a lads holiday to Krakow, one of the group lost his passport and we’ve had to leave him there. He’s had to go to Warsaw alone to visit the embassy hahaha what a mug

Exactly, that's the spirit!

One more time or no?

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gammon isn't pale mate it's pink
if you're gonna do a racial slur get it right div

Is he still stuck in poland

well he didn't specify in which regard so it's not a stupid thing to say

>Not dactylic hexameter
Dear oh dear

So he finally got a chance to visit his homeland

They really do, quite blatantly. Blacks are in a better position now than they have been for maybe thousands of years. To make room for this to happen (as well as women too) white men at large had to be moved and shuffled elsewhere.

a white man is being genocided as we speak

>every member of broad demographic x has it worse than every member of broad demographic y
pure silliness

I'm black and like to walk around with my pregnant white wife.

What halloween costume you got going for tonight?

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the fact that he didn't specify with such an outlandish comment makes it a stupid thing to say

get outta here wh*Te boy!!!

Define ""white""

Tempted to buy a poppy and snap a picture of it just to witness leftypols collective bowels explode in righteous fury

That's white man to you, kid.

Black face. Going to make a stand.

>a hexameter consisting of five dactyls and either a spondee or trochee
>spondee
>trochee
haha wot?

I am a BLACK MAN

person not of colour

Alright, what's your point

A stupid definition