Swedes prounounce "Joke" as "Yoke"

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that protagonist is me.

We have a hard time doing that. Nice accent btw it's very masculine

t. other Swede

Ahh same story with my friend's mom's name. I will most likely not learn this skill, though.

You have a pretty good voice, could work in a radio.

Woke

Fucking dumass you can't even spel "retard"

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Jeez, get a job on the radio man, or the news or something
what a lovely voice

dare I say it

>swedes pronounce "penis" as "breakfast"

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lmao

Hmm?
Nice trips also.

based and gaypilled

>Kafiirs can't pronounce this

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jesus christ swedes are so FUCKING dumb man i swear

BASED

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If they want the j to make a "dj" sound, they should spell it that way.

this
what about our word Djupet or Djur
we don't do that autistic sound DJ sound

While you are at it, devise a new letter to distinguish between k as in "kott" and k as in "källa".

youtu.be/asDr9HBftv4

Seriously, how the fuck can anyone take Swedish accent seriously?

>sk
>stj
>sj
all make the same sound LMAO
>kj
>k (soft)
>tj
ALL MAKE THE SAME SOUND TOO

I pity non native swedes having to learn this autism.

norwegian isnt much better to be honest

yorRrdan pje-tje-shon

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This triggers the Finn.

>aj
>oj
>ej
>uj
jikes

is there a problem?

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yaiks*

>YoYo's bizzare adventure

I used to Skype with a Swedish girl and I thought it was a pretty cute accent.
Every time she said "Yamp" instead of "Jump" my benis got a bit hard. She was 16 btw.

I have to agree with the swede Just pull up a speech of Stoltenberg from NATO, he's a good speaker but his trash english sounds so meek and unsure.

Do swedes pronounce yellow as jellow?

Mot, but jelly as yelly or job as yob.

>yo-yo

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>yey yey totta

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Isn't hamzah basically alif though? That's what I've been taught when learning how to read Koran.

>sSsara larshon

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Depends on where you put it

we pronounce j as y
so if joke becomes yoke
yellow stays yellow

>arisSsona

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>yava-hwript also known as yay-es

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airy-zone-ah*

>blowyob
>yayson
>yames
>yamaica
>yeans
>yuxtaposihwoon

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Poke

Learn it bitch or we kill u

>its eh not grow up so much of yob

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Don't most say j as j instead of 'dz' like english speakers do?

why should they like the anglo? they hate it.

They're crypto-anglos themselves.

>this people hanno education to take job so much eh

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How would a swede pronounce New Jerk?
New-York?

I always thought it was the phlegmy one. That's what I learned in Arabic, it's the one only semetic languages use.

hamzah is a glottal stop basically. an '

>swedes pronounce J as Y and spanish speakers pronounce J as R
Why can't brainlets say the lettter J properly?

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>brazilians pronounce R as J

The sound doesn't exist in Swedish, and most english teachers never properly taught their students the sound.

It is difficult to learn language sounds that you don't know.
Try learning the sj-sound.
youtube.com/watch?v=OvlwXQ1bDvc

>And after that he went to Yale
>Oh awesome
>No no, he went to prison

Ny Jårk

Yeah it's horrible. Don't forget skj.

That's pretty easy to learn

sh / hwuh

I help some people with this and they think its really hard to remember all of these combinations of letters that make the exact same sound, and the fact that you can pronounce stjärna (star) as kärna (core) even though stj and k (soft) are supposed to make diffrent sounds. it gets really confusing for non natives

>four sh sounds

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I’m not a native speaker and I wouldn’t say Swedish is particularly difficult, some people are just dumb. I mean, look at English pronunciation, it’s much more random.

by far the hardest thing in the swedish language is that throat sound some of them make on "i"

give example bls

i can't be bothered to, but every time i mention it, you swedes don't know what i'm talking about

it's like having a bubble in your throat when saying things like "lyssna", "skriva", "vi ses" etc.

it's some next level african tongue-clicking type thing

This is clearly something you're just making up.

what lol?

are you talking about some kind of accent in swedish because im lost.
is it hard to just say I and Y?

>hynga dynga durrgen *click clock*

He is dying of laughter in his apartment now.

(Joke)->->->->->
----------------
(Head)

conscientious archetype

Yoke*

džouk'

>be one of the highest IQ nations in europe
>don't know how to pronounce J
yavlah hweeeeeeet

>one of the highest IQ nations in europe
not Finland

Not being able to pronounce it is one thing but how the fuck do you not hear the difference? They're not even similar

how do you pronounce Javelina?
Yavelina?

Y in Swedish is pronounced like E in English, so idk what Yaveline is supposed to sound like in English

Y by itself almost sounds like an E but not in a sentence
Yes.
Change every word that starts with the letter J to start Y instead then you have how swedes would pronounce it

Why do third worlders care about comparing proficiencies in secondary languages?

gioc

it's yust a yuxtaposihwoon

you're probably referring to stockholm (and to some extent närke)-dialect, it's just their accent that makes it sound that way, i've got it

HENRY'S COME TO SEE US!

JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED

based

I'll never understand how some people just can't pronounce certain sounds. You should be able to replicate any vocal sound just by hearing it. If you don't have that ability, you gotta be fucking retarded.

djoke