Happy Reformation Day to all the non-cucktholics on Jow Forums

Such a shame that those heretics weren't banned in Prekmurje.

>pssst friend
>have you sinned lately?
>just pay the church and theyll be absolved!

Can confirm.
Based germans

Charles V didn't go far enough with you Dutch "people".

>Pst, have you sinned today?
>It doesn't matter, because God had already decided, if you go to heaven.

Is this the day you worship your prophet luther?

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> today, whitoids celebrate the worst post ever made on a public board
Happy shitposting day Jow Forums, I guess.

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Such a shame that Protestants didn't persevere in the rest of Slovene lands instead of Pedotholics

>loving teenage boys is wrong

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>protestants

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The shitpost that buttblasted catholics for hundreds of years, was luther actually an australian shitposter?

>teenage
We're talking about Catholic priests here tho

>t

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>log into Jow Forums
>see this thread
disgusting

king of shitposters

>Millions of protestants die in 30 years war
>Inter-Protestant conflict kills countless more
>Catholics are buttblasted
???. I think statistically speaking prods were literally buttblasted.

the average age for priest-boy love in my country is 15. It's a proud Roman tradition that lives on.

t. seething catholic
lol u mad bro?

>same day as Halloween
Always knew protestants were Satanic

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Protestant victory - assured

Catholic anuses - incalculable losses, total devastation

Påven, din jävla hora!
Detta är beviset på att vi lever i kätteri!

Protestanter res upp!!!

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congrats on judaizing europe even further

How many Israeli flags did you waved today?

I know traditional euro-protestants are different from the Americas. Here protestants worship Israel and many of the pastors converted from Judaism to Christianity to preach the rapture heresy, thereby brainwashing people into eternally supporting the Jews because they have no other choice.

Yeah I never understood why new world protestants are so mental, here they're the 'normal' ones. Catholics here have the stereotype of having the weird traditions and too much guilt

Europrods the exact same zionist cringelord hebrewphiles.

SOLA SCRIPTURA BROTHER

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>tfw historicaly Germany was 2/3 Pr*testsant and 1/3 Catholic
>Now its 1/3 Prod and 1/3 Catholic because Prods turn to Atheism the moment their faith is challenged
So its true Heresies live around 500 years

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luv jesus
hate the pope
simple as

>Catholics here have the stereotype of having the weird traditions and too much guilt
t. Lets faggots marry in their church

Not sure why catholics focus on this single point so much when it really isn't what protestant thinking is all about

>stop doing good works

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What about Slovenia? We are celebrating Refomartion day today and the religious majority is Roman Chatholic.
Thank you for protecting Trubar, even if you didnt listen to him about protecting the poor and farmers.
Pozdrav iz Medvod

cringe

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Frderbej se

>bringing a bat to a gun fight

Reminder
> In 1832, when Pope Gregory XVI was seen meeting Carl von Rothschild to arrange the 1832 Rothschild loan to the Holy See (for £400,000, worth €43,000,000 in 2014), observers were shocked that Rothschild was not required to kiss the Pope's feet, as was then required for all other visitors to the Pope, including monarchs.[43] The 1906 Jewish Encyclopedia described the Rothschilds as "the guardians of the papal treasure".[44]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_family

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The scriptures are not even removed, they are just not needed for salvation.
Some protestants still practice them.

Fuck yourself, heretic scum.

You will never be German, Stjepan.
Stop sucking German dick

You should see how assblasted the RC clergie is about celebrating Reformation. Its sweet.

Any German catholics here?
I'll give you some schwedentrunk, it's on the house!

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Hm yes all protestants are the same, the German mind at work. There aren't church of England gay marriages

He only like Bavarian dick desu. Its most Ivan here.

Protestant scholars are the ones we can thank for establishing Slovene as a literary language, it has nothing to do with Germans.
And Stjepan isn't a Slovene name, Ahmed

Good times

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>implying Nephilim aren't in the Bible
>implying Jesus did not believe in them

>God was always with us which is why THE Real Christianity didn't begin until 1500 years after his death
Nice religion prots

Lots of Anglican Communion churches have gay marriages, including the ones in Scotland

Nobody can resist the Big Bavarian Cock

You aware the fact that Swedes killed more Proddie Germans, than Catholics?

why would that matter?
being g*Rman is bad enough.

proofs?

hhhhhm?

not the same swede

By the way my Russian friend: that is why they call it the Stockholm syndrome.

And plenty don't, "anglican' is a weird idea that only exists because the colonies fiddled with C of E norms

catholicucks eternally butthurt by one man

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Whatever you say Ivan Jozef.

*tips on you*

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its been 500 years, how can he still get away with this?

I based on it in this map.

More people died in the north
More poeple were proddy in the north
Sweden is to the north
So I assume that most victims of the Swedes were in the north

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Makes sense I guess

>So I assume that most victims of the Swedes were in the north
Oh no, its retarded
En dag kommer ja se en svedupelle som int e världens största rövslickare

Which one would win?
Centuries of traditions and authoritarian leadership of the church
vs.
One shitposting german boi

>rövslickare
>antyder att jag bryr mig om döda t*Skar oavsett vilken religion de har
Du ska bara svara på tilltal, Pekka.

>nej, nej, NEJ. Jag böjer INTE ryggen som ett hanröj när ungraren skiter på mej. Det var faktist tyskar som ja menade göra narr av HELA TIDEN!

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Based thread.

Bless the day of the shitpost

Weird because Luther wasn't exactly a fan of Jews

I hate this American Halloween so much.

Hur "skiter" han på mig genom att visa en karta? Sluta tala mitt språk, din autist.

>gör ett påstående
>visar """bevis""""
>"""beviset"""" bevisar inget
>hanröjet kröker ryggen
han skulle kunna pissa på dej å du skulle tro att det regnade

he was a based crypto-atheist time traveller sent to destroy chr*stianity

The only true religion is Jehovah's Witnesses

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