/CUM/

love the halloween theme desu

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>make a new
>dont post it in the old thread

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I'm a ghost irl

sure

I guanna huish you a merry samhain fraam de baddam af my heart

Do Americans get angry at those "how to spot an American" comments? I find they so funny but only because they're almost never true, if Americans actually felt bad about them they wouldn't be as funny.

thank you :3

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americans dont care about non americans except for the select few of hyper liberal teenagers

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HOLY SHIT BUDS
youtu.be/wLoYIBEZEfw

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>playing HMM3 while it rains outside
Almost max comfy I just need a bf to watch anime with afterwards

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>rain

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There are no borders and any countries. This is the CIA virtual reality. Redpill yourself and wake up, follow the white rabbit.

How do I disable the Halloween theme?

you dont NERD

noob!!

From the phone everything is usual.

bottom right where it says style
why would you do that, though?

Is California still dry? I knew you had a drought a while back.

Come to beautiful Great Lakes and you'll never be dry again.

the theme colors were all messed up on my phone too

Based and bean pilled

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Because it's ugly and hurts my eyes.

It's pretty comfy

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Some people have zero Halloween spirit, I swear.

My mom is complaining that my dad wants to do trick or treat because "the trick or treaters make the dog bark". Really now?

>phoneposting

>hating halloween

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me in the mask

American Halloween is a shitty consumerist holiday. I don't eat (((candy))), I have no friends to get dressed up with, why should I care about it?

DELET THIS

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fuck off

Just move to a better state bro

My highschool/early college bf was Mexican. He looked like the same as a white guy, though his dad was brown.

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_LHyx2odc

>American Halloween is a shitty consumerist holiday. I don't eat (((candy))), I have no friends to get dressed up with, why should I care about it?

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this, but unironically

When I was a kid I stayed at my uncles house up north in the woods, they had a lot of property up there but it was in the middle of nowhere. One night my cousin leads me up to the attic which I had never seen anybody use before. Up there was a bedroom that looks like it was straight from a dollhouse. My cousin tells me to check the closet so I go to walk over to it and right before I open it somebody starts banging on the inside of it and yelling. as I go to run somebody else grabbed my ankles from underneath the bed. One of scaredest I've ever been I was probably like 10 years old and still remember it vividly. It was my other cousins in the closet and under the bed obviously, but after that day I was never scared by a movie or a haunted house again.

thanks for reading~

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He's not wrong tho

>

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>all these grinches in my /cum/

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All mainstream American holidays become infused with consumerism, that's just the nature of American society.

But you can make every Hallowmas the best possible version of itself. Its like saying Mother's Day is too consumerist so therefore you aren't going to bother calling your mom. m y 2 c

My dad would hide behind stuff and jump out to scare us all the time. Definitely makes me so tense to walk into any dark room.

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You are subscribed to PewDiePie, right?

accept america into your heart, swedish faggot

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Halloween is especially bad, though. It is nothing to me. How and why should I treat this day different than any other?

*subscribes*

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Thanksgiving is the only good holiday

ofc not

>I dont like christmas
>or the 4th of july
>or spookloween

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joto de mierda

haha, no
based
cringe

I regret the secession of the Americas as the cause of the fall of the British Empire. We'd have European Globalism by now if not for that mistake. I'm also a separatist, so celebrating a union holiday doesn't make sense to me. It'd make me a hypocrite.

I love Christmas, it might be the only real holiday as far as I'm concerned.

Well I guess Easter is cool too.

the independance of the colonies had nothing to do with the fall of the british empire, it was alive and well almost 200 years later. WW2 caused it to recede because of the heavy toll of the war, indian independance, and an end to colonialism

I'm subbed to over 100 channels they're split between fighting game channels/comfy cooking channels/japanese meme channels/one or two music channels

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>it was alive and well almost 200 years later
That's a big yikes.

youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

the empire was at its lowest around 1950, 176 years after the revolutionary war. ie ALMOST 200 years

Tonight you are going to get visited by 3 ghosts of hallowmas to teach you important life lesson. Then on 4th of july get visited by the 3 ghosts of american independence.

twitter.com/netflix/status/1057640842201055232

thoughts on henry cavill as geralt? For me, I think he looks a bit too "pretty" atm I hope they add more scars to his face and roughen up his appearance in general desu with more work I think he can pull it off

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that didn't answer my question

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I didn't mention him so no user, now watch townsends make a canoe

youtube.com/watch?v=yKCrneiF1wM

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I understand the spirit of independence so well I want independence from the "independents"

>fighting game channels/comfy cooking channels/japanese meme channels
big yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=eW8gAhJ1P7M

>Christmas
The Lords birthday
>4th of July
My country's birthday
>Halloween
My birthday

coincidence? I think not. great people are born, not made.

>this quality

Personally I wish the bongs never won the French and Indian war.

you wanna fuck this woman?

It was better earlier they're nearly done anyway, go watch his other videos though, townsends is very wholesome and covers interesting stuff

Happy Birthday!

>tfw never colonized by based anglos

I don't know her well enough to make that kind of commitment. I'd take her on a date and get to know her better though.

gay!

without looking it up define these two words

>unsuspicious
>non-suspicious

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>unsuspicious
Not suspicious, innocuous

>non-suspicious
Never heard this word. Maybe this means what I think unsuspicious means, and then unsuspicious means that someone is trusting? Or vice versa?

he looks like Legolas

their mistake was thinking it had to be a known actor. I'm not sure Netflix knows how to use their big data. I could be wrong, of course, maybe this will make more people watch the series, these things honestly make me want to sign up for that Amazon service instead

non-suspicious is two words.

pardon ne parle pas anglais

Me:
successful
handsome
loved by everyone
have a gf

(You):
poor
ugly
loved by no one
virgin and gay

I'm only subscribed to Japanese youtubers

>I'm suspicious of his motives
>He is a non-suspicious person, I trust him

Husband >>> gf

>virgin and gay
Yes!

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>virgin and gay

do you also believe cannot is two words?

thinkgen bout getting something sweet at the supermarché...

>Husband >>> gf

the only things amazon prime has is the man in the high castle and the expanse

>>virgin and gay

they mean exactly the same thing btw they are just alternative spellings. I just wanted to see what people thought

>virgin and gay
Yes