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wew

Letting go of the past is hard to do but rewarding

cor

mongo lefty students making designs on my gf as we speak probably ffs HATE STUDENTS i honestly hate them its an arts uni too

enjoy getting knocked back by the bouncers lad they only let good looking people into thompsons

1/4 of what you said was intelligble english, the other 3/4 was gibberish.

190 doesn’t go to parties

Eating potatoes and porridge like a raw buchallaí before the sesh yehawww get her bucked FAP FTPSNI

trick or treaters need imprisoning

you going to honour kill him (and her) lad?

>Are you at all familiar with the Romantic period? Obsessed with paganism. And the Renaissance? Massive obsession with Roman and Greek mythology
I know. But then you realize, like 1% or less of the population could read or write anything beyond their own name or simple words. The average person in the British Isles before say the 16th century probably did not understand paganism as we do, or fully grasp the influence it had. Also, Roman/Greek mythology is way different than Wicca or anything.

Im saying that while choosing the date on the calendar may have been influenced by paganism, the culture of Halloween was created with no ideas of paganism in mind.

This is a woodcut made during the Black Death. Notice anything? Look at the bottom of your web browser

The ideas that would form modern Halloween are entirely non-pagan

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Hallowkino

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Caterwauled at this

what mods you got?
i feel the same about fallout: new vegas
proper obsessed, especially since i got a stack of new mods and started this new game
the possibilities for escapism are literally endless
reckon there'll be vr technology in our lifetimes that allows us to live in a seamless simulation of these worlds?

vocaroo.com/i/s0kEJxqYFWXM yankazoid loser

it's only a suspicion atm desu if my gf cheated id give the lad a bashing

@96869935
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coke Jaw
retard

now its 3 in the morning
and I'm trying to change your mind
multiple missed calls and to my message you replied
why'd you only call me when you're high

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one young white british girl with extra mayo please

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neck yourself you unfunny cunt

You don't have to pretend you're not in tonight. Place a sign outside saying "Halloween Treats", above an empty bucket. Sprinkle a few empty wrappers inside.

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>and to my message you replied
nobody talks like that
thought this lad was keeping it real but imagine if someone said that

Somebody chucked a squealer at my gaff now I’ve the golf club at the ready

anyone else ever rented itt?
the website says rent is £346 per week, but £1500 per month
how does that work? £346 per week only works out at £1384.
the website says estimated utilities costs: £76 for energy per month + £45 for water per month. that makes it equal £1500 when added together with the rent.
is that right? im not sure i can afford it if it's £1500 PLUS utilities separately

did poley ever deliver on his halloween promise

Where do I find a qt Arab girlfriend in Leeds?

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The Irish survived multiple famines before the Great Famine in the 1840's. A big reason that they were able to minimize the effects of the previous famines was that they temporarily banned exports.
During the Great Famine, the British refused to halt exports, resulting in far more deaths than there would have been otherwise.

mushy peas, salad cream and chips sounds vom but is actually peng

*bangs on your door and window*
MISTER
MISTER
TRICK OR TREAT
OI MISTER

explain why its called pepsi max then

she's not arab

vile cretin

hate the British

easier to just disconnect the doorbell though really

If you don't give treats you suffer the consequences of the tricks lad

If Syrian immigrants were all young females I say let em in

Don't care

yes yes it is

Don't buy drugs from anyone in Tampsans. 80% concrete. All of it

#3

this buy mayo instead of salad cream

Been sat on the roof with a hunting rifle all night. Had to fire off a couple of warning shots but no signs of trouble so far.

>syria
>arab
absolute balloon

You don't have to pretend you're not in tonight. Place a sign outside saying "Halloween Cunts Fuck Off"

imagining what the yanks in this thread internal voices sound like reading our posts and feeling sick

shut it culchie virgin dork

going to go out with a bunch of my friends dressed as ghosts with some rope

maximum flavour, maximum taste
it's the only diet drink that doesn't taste disgusting

The lad? Muppet
She will cheat you little queer and you'll do nada

brown habds

halloween is communism in action

hate these scroungers looking for handouts

I know that chap

I’ve got plenty of gear

lads

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going to go out in blackface tonight lads

youtube.com/watch?v=5s62S7MsfUo
why arent the good yanks of /brit/ SAVING tim? he needs to be SAVED

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Halloween is an abominable late-capitalist plot, dreamt up by industrialists from the sugar (poison), pound-shop tat and diabetes medication conglomerates of mid-century USA.

you'll blend right in

chuckled

atatatatat tata tatata dook yu! watatatatat tata tatata duck u! dick yu! dok yu! zuk yu! dok u! ya BAY BAY BAY BAY YARIBA RIBA RIBA!!!

drinking a pepsi max lads

i should really be concerned about its sugar content as i am a diabetic after all

thats alright desu cause id throw her out of the flat and shed have to drop out of uni would be her life over t bh

god I hate the halloween theme so much

Eating those stuffed jalapenos they're selling at tesco atm lads. Going to go out and try this cigar I bought a while ago once I'm done with me coffee.

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dunno if any 'mates' are out tonight
they haven't told me if they are

NPC MEME GO AWAY
WE ARE HUMAN, HERE TO STAY

so then maximum sugar?

don't live in paris NOR london mate

>going to go out in blackface tonight lads

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wonder what moni is dressing up as today

>Call somebody
Fucking Yanks swear down

>Sprinkle a few empty wrappers inside.
why not leave the sweets in the wrappers fatty?

>tfw all my steam friends, including old friends from school haven't been online in around 6 months
>tfw only one still online weekly

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What are Syrians then? It's like saying that Poles or Russians aren't Slavic?

Always went to the posh ends for Halloween as a kid

>not saying you're a chimney sweep

Blackface isn't inherently racist, just has racist connotations (because the things people did in blackface during the early/mid 20th century WERE racist).

People need to calm the fuck down about it desu

Sensing a number 4 on this one

>Uranus will be visible to everyone in the UKtonight
Ha ha ..

I've been gone the past few months after my laptop broke, what did I miss lads?

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Pepsi Max? I always thought it was maximum sugar

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Pepsi max? you mean max diabetes and cancer?

ribena got caught by nonce hunters

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1057637708296794114?s=21
fucking hell
he has said the most based things of the whole presidency by far in the last 2 months

pepsi max tastes like cancer

i don't think so that you know that

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yeah remember that chimney sweep in pulp fiction

levantines

it stands for pepsi maximum sugar