/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Kuuu si ti erdh shqiperia ti qiv namen

Und eines möchte ich an diesem vielleicht nicht nur für uns Deutsche denkwürdigen Tag nun aussprechen. Ich bin in meinem Leben sehr oft Prophet gewesen und wurde meistens ausgelacht.

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Vetem po iu ribashkove kishes se shenjte dhe i le mbrapa rruget e mehamutit

There is no m in nanen, nkreek

E vetmja fe e pranume te Zoti a islami

One of the best iki memes

ehehehe

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Hallall aty et qifaa rropt mu ne Serbi

ok I am back from exyu

I hope you missed me

Άνοιξαν τις φυλαkές ξανά; Τι φάση;

nevar forget

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with every shot so far

Beso be trinitetin o qafir

ti shkerdheva robt e shpis rracqir turk te vi ti qi robt e shpis para xhamis fisqir

let's talk about bike paths

Women in short shorts riding bikes sounds like a better topic

t.qafir
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2g0U4RABA

ti qi ropt e shpis brenda n xhami duke fal namaz edu lexu kuran rracqir arab

are there any bike paths in Sarajevo?

i wonder if riding a bike is halal

You know. They have a good point. How can a god die

how did Hitler die?

oust kwloalbanario

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>tfw sissy elf boy in an orc man's world

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Its hard to believe for me that some of the countries itt are more corrupt than us. How is that even possible

esi oust

Lots, this is my favorite one, almost 10 km goes all the way to down town sarajevo from the outskirts

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but Isa (may be peace upon him) is saint in Islam as well

ooooooooooooooooo te tsifsa pidi *sips amstel*

esi

1991 on his finca in Argentina

why is the bus stop in the middle of the path?

kati mou leei oti eisai o kelly

How is that the middle of the path

Of course, which is why i am muslim
Islam is all logical, not stupid shit

nai ego eimai
he never died

t. sucks Soviet cock so much he literally offered his country up to the Soviet Union and they refused to take over since not even they wanted their DNA to be ruined by subhuman Bulgars.

IKSERA OTI EISAI ALBANOS!

>he literally offered his country to the soviet union
Lmao what

Nope my mom is 54 years old and she was born in skopje

Islam is the most stupid shit there is. Of all religions islam is the most retarded one after hinduism

Bulgarians are mix of Turks, Tatars and Slavs. See haplogroups!
BULGARIANS:
-haplogroup I - 35%
-haplogroup R -25%
-haplogroup E - 20% (african)
-haplogroup J - 20% (arabic)

nai

>orthodox people believe that the richer their priest is the closer to God they are

e тoвa клипчe e нa бългapcки тъй чe мoгa дa пишa нa бългapcки

Lets look at reality, islam has produced only shitholes. Exceptions are only mineral rich countries - everything else is dirt poor. Its a backwards religion.

are you doing anything spooky this halloween
i assume you're surrounded by girls dressed as slutty versions of monsters

dabbing on christians and muslims alike
>tfw centrist

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Abe sho vrska imash ti za religija ili gospod, be cigan

i am slav

While shit posting on /balk/ ?

Said no one ever. Non-orthodox christianity is worthless cuck religion and doesnt need to exist, its only copy paste with cuck elements

Begai be ciganin misiulmanski

Catholicism is the only real Christianity actually.

Other branches are just heresies.

If Catholicism is cuck religion, then Jesus wanted it to be like that. Period.

ZITO ZITO I CHRYSI AVGI

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Christianity is the best religion, which is why Balkan is the best region in the world, right after Turkish occupation
AS IF LMAOOOO

>he isn't fascist
Je tradhtar I kombit

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why not
he can do anything he wants to

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>On 4 December 1963, Zhivkov proposed closer approximation and future merger of Bulgaria and the Soviet Union at the Central Committee plenum. This would make it the 16th Republic of the Soviet Union. The plenum unanimously approved Zhivkov's proposal.

Trash.

What is it about Yugo that makes every country with minimal investment look Western

Whereas Bulgaria/Romania/Poland/Russia always look Asiatic?

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THE I ORA GIA EPANASTASI

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fuck off kelly

Cucktholics can proceed raping kids and their pope can kiss refugee feet.

Support/vote Golden Dawn or kill yourself, I have a double passport and vote.

It would be unironically better for Bulgaria.

But they lost their best chance in history when Tito let them join Yugoslavia but they refused because they weren't able to learn Serbian

Your words are to 15% Bulgarian, you adopted latin alphabet to better suck cock, your whole country is just a made up nation and everybody knows it, who are you to judge lmao

roll

you adopted cyrilic alphabet made by albanian priests so stfu

>no sissy tranny option

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Γιατι ειμαι σιγουρος οτι αν kυβερνησουν kαι kανουν την χωρα μπουρδελο εσυ θα εισαι αkομα εδω ρε μπαφιαριkο σkουπιδι

ρολλλλ

Do you like fat ladies?

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>look Western
we dont need to look, we are, Just got caught up in this communist shit for the whole century imagine where yugo would have been if it was capitalist,

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No, ive had enough of your mom LMFAOOOOOO

fuck, reroll

my mom is model like
she is a fashion magazine editor

this

my dream is that Yugoslavia follows the Spanish way after Tito's death - restores monarchy, introduces capitalism and full scale decentralization based on the Croatian Spring's propositions, joins the EU and becomes a superpower

I'd smash

Rollllll

Why am I sure that you have zero fashion sense tho?

gamithite mounopana

αγενής

>Γιατι ειμαι σιγουρος οτι αν kυβερνησουν kαι kανουν την χωρα μπουρδελο εσυ θα εισαι αkομα εδω ρε μπαφιαριkο σkουπιδι
Fuck you they'd be great rulers, they're remove the socialist plague from Greece killing the country.

Very accurate post. For instnace, Bulgaria and ROmania have bilions pumped in them for decades and Bosnia had war and 0 support and still looks superior to them in infrastructure

These people don't even have bike paths

youtube.com/watch?v=LzlibWUOMso

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>said the dual citizen of the most cucked country after Sweden

>be a Yugo Albanian in 1988
>you go to a music shop
>you legally buy Divlje Jagode's newest album with money you earned in West Germany on baustela

youtube.com/watch?v=BAqZIzLPt9U

>you come back to your shqip village in your Mercedes W123
>you open the door of your insanely big kuća with a cozy garden
>you turn on your Iskra TV
>you hear about yet another famine case in Albania
>you thank God you were born in Yugoslavia not in Shqiperia

>no lips
I'm confused and aroused at the same time

It's always communists who ruin everything.
>Greece
>kills and expells all albos after the war

>Yugodumbs
>we're gonna build brotherhood and unity with the orcs

Look how it turned out.

>Be shqippy shqip from kosov
>You have 20 other brothers
>Go in the yugoslav army where slavs make fun of you for saying sLJadoljed and speaking bad serbian
>Dream about seceding with your brothers in albania
>See the yugo serbian patrols in your town and be afraid of them
>Dream you were in saudin arabia
>One day you finally gather the courage to uprise
>Milosevic stomps your shit and genocided the fuck out of your family
>Bill Klinton saves you and you return home
>You declare independence and now that you have to run yourself, you become the poorest shithole in the northern hemisphare
>Only province not recognized by the UN aside from North Korea
Shqip shqip