Hear a knock at your door

>hear a knock at your door
>think it's trick or treaters
>see this
wat do?

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glass the cunt

Casually close the door and go back to posting on Jow Forums

You wanna go, cunt?

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Hand out candy, you don't want to get tricked do you?

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Give it some candy?

wtf is this real?

one of the best videos humanity has ever produced.

You get tricked either way. hoodlums love throwing eggs and shit at night

btw Do Russians celebrate Halloween? Does the weather allow to go out at night at this time of year over there?

Treat it of course

>is this real
google shaved kangaroo. they're ripped out of their fucking mind

fucking piece of shit. the gray roos are so small and cute, he should try fighting a red one like that bucket crushing boy. he'd be fucking dead.

frig off mate ain't got no candy

It's Nipsu, let him in.

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Put candy in the pouch

I'll let him in into my stomach.

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wtf sniff was a roo!?

[citation needed]

It tastes good, a little hard on chewing tho

t. ate once

Always thought he was a rodent of some kind

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Didnt you see the sign

No Chinese
No Jews
No Roos

how can an animal look like its been to prison

Laugh, take a photo then tell skippy to fuck off.

The root was likely going to kill the dog if he didn't intervene, desu. Cute perhaps but they are still capable of disemboweling a pupper.
The guy wasn't picking a fight so much as trying to distract the roo so get could get his dogs out of there.

Wew.

something something prison colony

>wat do?

I'd fuck his mommy.

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I wish this video was him trying to do this to a Red and then just being fucking murdered as the Kangaroo rips his fucking head off.
Gray Kangaroos are fucking pussies i'm surprised this one didn't instantly run when confronted, Reds are aggressive and double the size.

>FUGG WARE ARE DA HUNNEY GUISE :DD

>afraid of a roo

kek, what a bunch of fags.

That's not a Russian flag

Bears are cute!

almost russian though. that is their republic.

WHO CAN IT BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

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GO 'WAY

DON'T COME 'ROUND HERE NO MORE

Doggo got rekt

no estes chingando, lárgate de aquí

Hey nice costume, kid! You totally look like the real deal!
*place some candy in its marsupium

> hello darkness my old friend

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Whenever I see people say "glass him" I imagine the Covenant from Halo glassing them

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Are they really just big dogs?

Based

based

Tell him read the fucking sign, shit for brains

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big cats

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Let the m8 in and share a beer.

Give him candy and point him to my neighbor’s house

>"TRICK!"
>fire crossbow bolt
>acquire treat