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your mum perused my pole

recommend me a movie or series to watch tonight

Does it serve as a good pathway into postgraduate medicine?

Me on the right

just downloaded Julius Caesar (1953). i expect it to be very shakespearian

saw seven samurai think thats my no.2 after yojimbo

what an absolute cabbage didn't even post the poll.
It IS still fairly important though.

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>Gaddafi
I cry everytime
fucking Sarkozy

ACT IV
SCENE I. A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Thunder. Enter the three Witches.

ALL
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Second Witch
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Third Witch
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witches' mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Silver'd in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

Second Witch
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Second Witch
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!

yeah seven samurai is really good too. probably interchangeable with rashomon as my 3rd favourite so far

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love this film
greatest film ever about englishness

Alan Partridge

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You're more Celtic than white it seems

This was a diploma. Reckon it would just allow you entry into second/third year into uni at most. (At least over here; Scottish system is different from the English one) So I suppose it would be a step up as opposed to going into uni and doing the whole four years for a degree.

Alan Partridge

Got a vivid memory of sitting in my uni library while Gaddafi's overthrow was being broadcast live.

Remember seeing that lad on Sky News who broke into his palace wearing Gaddafi's hat

Mental how they literally bayonetted him up the arse

>Mental how they literally bayonetted him up the arse

Banter.

My hobbies include doing fuck all and then going to work

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Need a deciding vote..

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was in holiday in Tunisia at the time, people were celebrating in the streets

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At least for a brief few weeks, he was considered the world's richest man

Just downed an entire bottle of crisp, cold water straight from the tap lads. Damn good water it was.

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who ate all my lasagna

have not seen rashomon

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>gif
fuck off

she didn't watch my story

going to watch hers tho bc idc

the refugee crisis can be considered Gaddafi's revenge

I've seen Rashomon but I don't remember it.

n-n-no idea lad....

ayy

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190 do something useful for one and cast the deciding vote in my poll

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Not a fan of this desperate gimmick you run now and again

did that lad get his sausage rolls?

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fucking hell he just left give him chance

what's she supposed to be

rashomon is super comfy
definitely comfiest kurosawa imo
probably his first 'genius' film although stray dog is really good as well (and so is drunken angel)

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I did and what the fuck are you gonna do about it?

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Fuckin' clouds lads. Wonderful tings they are.

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>she

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who is this cumquat

people with tattoos, especially women, should be taxed more harshly than other people

Rasheedmon

yeah wish I could just get a degree in clouds and study clouds my whole life

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why is that when brainlets discuss a class they failed they always say that they hated the lecturer/tutor/teacher?

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fuck knows

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name one reason for this other then they lack responsibility

morning, runts

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I say that even when I get an A

Coping strategy. Brainlets always set themselves up for failure. It's like the 'I never studied' meme. It's a pre-emptive mental cope for when they fail so they can use the excuse of 'Well I never cared anyway'. Very immature.

>Rasoymon

>what's she supposed to be
A slut. The same thing 90% of girls dress as.

starting with the greeks

nasty little boy be more respectful to your tutors

oh no his coffee is flying away!!!

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i normally cannot watch any of these films because do not torrent because is afraid and doesnt be bothered

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Saw this Japanese war film a while ago:
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>Has that lad from the Seven Samurai
>Redemption story about a bunch of virgin freaks in a marching band taking over a fort from the Chinese under his command
Good stuff.

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skip the greeks, move straight to Ecclesiastes

t. knower

hat this man

fucking love stroopwaffel, thank you based dutch immigrants for selling it here

Started them three bloody years ago still none the wiser.

that's our queen

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Those who can, do, those who can't, teach

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Can't wait until the weekend where he pretends he's out partying all night, shagging slags and taking every hipster drug you can imagine.

>Ecclesiastes is one of 24 books of the Tanakh or Hebrew Bible
Ruh roh

who's x?

>skip the greeks, move straight to Ecclesiastes

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Ecclesiastes is pretty much contemporary with the Greeks.

Ket and Mandy aren't hipster drugs

All you need to read is 19th century literature and you'll have a solid grasp of everything worhty of note in world history

I could never be your woman

Th' ol pet rock just ate another pet rock's entire stash of 99-FAG-POO

>who's x?

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ah... Ecclesiastes
*starts welling up*

does the odyssey book start with alexios on kephallonia? i play the game so i know the story just wondering if the homeric version includes his origins or skips parts, like how the iliad doesnt include achilles' death

literally me

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Why are the JFs on /brit/ so fucking dreadful?

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