/Nofap November

i just jacked off. brrraaaaaaaap

When i was in the navy you could actually keep a beard if it was groomed. There was these viking fellas with long and twined beards shooting HKs

>was it to BBC?

Damn jealous as fuck, for some reason we're obsessed with professionalism here which means you're supposed to shave every day, even when you're in country where you can cut your face and then expose it to all the dust and shit in the air and get infected

maybe there was a neger in it, i can't remember, i do feel better than before though

I'm doing NoFap November.
My last orgasm was approximately 11:55PM October 31st.
I'm now 30 minutes into November without having masturbated -- it has been 35 minutes since I last masturbated.

They were obessed with professionalism here too, but as long as the beard looked representable you were all right. I have seen vids of the american militiary schools, holy shit imagine being there.

Good luck buddy. The trick is to not yield to it, not think perverted. Train your brain to be honorable and do not feign to these mind tricks. If you ever want a kid or a family start here.

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I'm not worried at all.
I did a week of NoFap from Oct 22-29.
I just ended my streak so I could go into November with a clean slate.

Imagine having been with this out the year. First of January you can finally try to fuck it, find some nice girl or hire a couple of luxus prostitutes.

I think I can do it too.

>latino trying it
You are the most horny race on the planet, good luck pajejo.

>There was these viking fellas with long and twined beards shooting HKs
That's actually cool as fuck

Lol now imagine your platoon sergeant being a 6'3" powerlifting former drill instructor. That man still terrifies me even though he's actually one of our nicer staff NCOs

thanks, you too

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They have this screening before you get accepted. Only the best, those who could manage some basic iq tests, run 15 mins on a threadmill, those who were deemed fit by the doctor got in. My base had like 5000 recruits and 98% were fit blondes. Imagine standing there, hailing to the flag with your comrades.

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It has many positive sides. Wanking of drains your energy. What is the longest you have abstained, three days?

Is boot camp anything like that in Norway?

I'm not gloating, but it is better in many senses. I had this hell week where we had to live on minimal rations and sleep for seven days while we ran around the forest doing chores. Smoke tents, mudpits, cold ice water. There was doctors standing beside the track; "keep going now, this is not the end, you know you can do this. Coughfing only makes it worse, stand by that tree over there."

>girls comes and carry a guy out of the field because he pass out

"It's okay my friend, just take the pain."
"Pain is good." A doctor on the sideline says, "it makes you strong, ignore that. It is just a reaction."

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Longest I can remember not fapping for was like 2ish weeks while in the army and it wasn't fun. I think i'll still be a complete beardlet, even with NoNutNovember however.

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That banter of the sergs.. Imagine a more clever dude coming at you, totally fucking with your head without yelling. There is a reason our naval boys are gud. They have to dive into icewater, stay there, while a thot second in command yells that you are fine.

Come on dude, join me this November. It will be easy, and very rewarding.

The thing is that being one folk, instead of a mingled great mix of a melting pot keeps your army together. You love your fellow landsbrother, you care for him.

I'm still gonna try, of course. Need to see what all the fuss is about, and whether or not the benefits are actually real

Don't repress your sexual feelings, that is a mistake, but embrace it. Notice the girls looking at you. Become confident, more and more.

Nice, in the Marines we got a similar sort of final test called the crucible where (if you're west coast) you're basically running up hills, dragging your buddies everywhere, and doing all these obstacle courses in the middle of nowhere all day and night where your drill instructors basically have free reign to fuck with you however they want to for several days. The worst part was the heat, you would end up so dehydrated you could barely move your limbs without them seizing up in heat cramps. Two dudes in my company got heat stroke, one of them died and the other is medically braindead right now.

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>Two dudes in my company got heat stroke, one of them died and the other is medically braindead right now.
Bro what

I have a serious porn and fapping addiction. Its ruining my life. I'll attempt no porn + no fap only because it's Varg asking me. I need his strength

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>The heat.
lmao. here we had rivers in the forest which the niggers drank greatly of. But it is comforting to a level to hear that your army are somehow leashed... We are having a great exercise in Norway now. I read that american conscripts managed to drink up all the bars on Iceland. These niggers are supposed to defend us. Russia is holding some edgy naval exercises just outside our border now, not even the soviet did this. They feel threathend

Yeah our company went way overboard with it, now officers walk are always around to make sure they don't go too overkill. Not sure how I feel about it, but at least I've been past that point for a while now.

går det bra med deg? synes du virker som du er besatt

Always walk around*, fuck

>bruker personangrep for å forsvare sitt perverse handlingsmonster.

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det er en ting som du gjör i 10-15 minutter. tenker du uironisk at enhver som runker er besatt med det?

Hey what can I say, they're always stressing us on how important hydration is

>and the other is medically braindead right now.
wow

Something about being in the military that makes you just want to black the fuck out all the time. I noticed it too

Yes. I'm also not going to buy any alcohol or cigarettes. I hope I can last.

Nei, jeg tenker ikke det. Jeg sier at det å avlate runking er bra for deg. Det er jo en del studier som stotter dette, og jeg har provd det selv og det virker. Hvis du skal forsvare din flåbbing av kuken med sånne argumenter så går jeg og legger meg igjen.

>he doesnt become numb to the pain
Nigga..

Maybe it has to do with all those 4 AM PT's

Sex becomes amazing again for some, while for others, sex becomes better than porn for the first time. If you are familiar with the feeling of your chest pounding, heart racing, mouth watering, and your entire body heating up because you started typing in your favorite porn site. Then picture that happening just because a girl took off her shirt in front of you. That is how sex should be not porn.

Increased energy and testosterone levels. After just one week without fapping, your brain raises testosterone levels by up to 45%.

Real libido. Not bullshit cravings for porn/sex/intimacy. This basically means that when you are with a girl, you will want to connect with her and have sex on another level, instead of just wanting to have a meaningless one-night stand with no regard for the girl afterwards.

Self-Confidence, or no longer second guessing everything you say or do around other people. This includes being able to defend your opinions in an argument, off-handed remarks people could make will not bother you as much, and a feeling like you can be part of something and provide equal value to it, such as a college group assignment or a career where you work with a team.

Enjoyment in the little things in life returns. People often experiance a renewed interest in certain hobbies, music, food, ETC... Also, people often find themselves slowing down to enjoy things in life such as sunsets or just taking a dog for a walk.

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sier bare at meste folk gjör det og tenker ikke på det etterpå. besettelsen med det er skadelig, sant. kanskje er det hjelpsom å stoppe i det tilfellet.

Self-Control (I like to see this one as a indirect benefit of NoFap). Going on a successful streak has a lot of major challenges along the way like intense cravings, flatline, or a void where porn used to be. By overcoming this, we are building discipline and actually strengthening the prefrontal cortex in our brains. This part of our brain is responsible for saying no when a huge urge hits, or reminding you of the consequences of certain actions.

NOT seeing beautiful women and immediately thinking about having sex with them. When most of the beautiful women you see on a daily basis are on a screen having sex, then all you see in women is the potential for sex before actually getting to know them. This is called sexual conditioning. When you approach a woman with this mindset, then you have basically just handicapped yourself and any good chance of dating said woman.

Forget about porn-induced ED, Delayed Ejaculation, and Premature Ejaculation. Unless this has happened to you, imagine finally getting to have sex with an amazing girl, maybe even for the first time. And you can't even get it up. The aftermath of this is emotionally shattering for both people involved. The girl may think that she is unattractive or not good enough, and the guy feels worthless as a man for not being able to do the most basic part of human nature. After a successful reboot though, these problems fade away, and pleasing a woman will become a bit easier.

Mental Clarity or reduced brain fog. Most people report a massive increase in memory and cognitive function. For example, being able to make a story flow, the ability to stay focused during a conversation or when you are working at your job/college, and making better choices based on consequences.

From glass half empty to glass half full (my favorite). After a successful reboot, don't be surprised if you find yourself being more optimistic about everything.

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>has a sharp focus and clarity.
>doesn't want that because.

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I hope I can make it a week. The mornings are usually the hardest.

I already have a beard since I was 16, but I will try nofap again.
>What is the longest time you have not masturbated on?
2-3 weeks, would like to get to a month for once. Even if nofap fails, I will at least make sure to watch no porn.

I think I'll join this year. I already have a small beard that i've grown for 2 weeks but I really can't be bothered to shave it off and start from 0.

That is the time when you are dazed and have a boner.

44 days nofap and can only grow ~5 hairs per cheek at 26yo

How did you do it?

Believe you can do it
Tip: Keep yourself occupied constantly

nofap is a dumb meme, porn addiction isn't