>looks like you have a broken tail light, sir
Looks like you have a broken tail light, sir
Joseph Torres
Charles Myers
>shoots you for blinking too fast
Joseph Rivera
NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS
Nathaniel Myers
The new wolrd was a mistake
James Flores
You were a mistake
Jaxson Baker
Ok, please don’t shoot me
Angel Sanders
WAS THAT A THREAT SIR
Chase Lopez
>Cop 1: Stay in your vehicle!
>Cop 2: Step out of the vehicle now!
Robert Hill
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Julian Murphy
KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST!
Blake Turner
RECITE THE ILIAD IN HOMERIC GREEK RIGHT NOW
Aaron Murphy
>glock & AR fauxperator
I thought it was just a meme
Zachary Rodriguez
That's just what cops carry
James Cooper
>I am sorry, madam
James Rogers
Allahhhhhhhhh
>recites the Quaran one last time
Blake Cooper
>it’s somehow normal for american police officers to ride around town with military grade weaponry
cannot wrap my head around america, do they have acces to light machineguns too?
imagine and officer walking up to you with an m60e4
christ what a weird country
Jonathan Hill
I couldn't wrap my head around a cop approaching me with an M60 either, considering how outdated and unreliable they are
Colton Bell
(*) Resist arrest
( ) Flee
( ) Pay fine
Sebastian Edwards
based
اللّهُـمَّ أَنْتَ عَضُـدي، وَأَنْتَ نَصـيري، بِكَ أَجـولُ وَبِكَ أَصـولُ وَبِكَ أُقـاتِل
Matthew Hall
What do they use nowadays then?
FN Minimi?
Lucas Cruz
modified hk416
Andrew Bailey
fuck m8 almost choked on my food because of this. coulda died since I live alone
Carter Smith
Failure is valid grounds for an execution desu