/brit/

why doesn't coke have a max sugar version like pepsi does?

BREXIT IS FINISHED

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Sugar tax.

good idea, itll go well with Chinese food

me

Sometimes I crave the smell of fresh soil
You know what I mean? I love gardening

Any wishing for death for themself soon man in?

might go have a bowl of porridge with some fruit

err 60yo boomer

Sugar Max

>Blacks think they would win the race war

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liked jacques cousteau
love steve martin, me

no nut november begins today lads

me

No, that's for retards, I oppose death. I don't ever want to die. When you die, you're dead. When you die, you stop having right. When you die, you're gone. When you die, you're not here. When you die, you can't move. When you die, you can't breathe. When you die, you can't cry. When you die, you can't feel. When you're die, you can't think. When you die, you can't die

arli?

does that mean no more brown people? Might wana visit pengton now...

The bit about school is exactly me
I eventually remember colleagues and classmates names but it takes a few months in some cases
I've also noticed that sometimes it takes a huge amount to piss me off, and other times it takes nothing at all and it puts me in a really foul mood for days

literally just tried that "you single yet?" line on my ex-fwb

the idea is they fuck off to their portioned ethno state.
probably the south east. consider thats where most blacks are already.

>ywn get to have sex with a girl.
Fucking end me lads.

the duality of man

none of these are bad things though

Nah, I'm 21 but just loved nature and being innawoods always
The feeling of coming home after a long day with dirt under your fingernails and smelling of soil and then getting in the shower is genuinely comfy

Soil has a certain smell to it, it just smells fresh

works quite well in my experience

last night I sucked on a girl's breasts but we did not have sex

kikes? gassed.
spics can have texas and new mexico.

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dirt wanker loves his dirt

You make it sound as if it's a bad thing

wish red dead redemption would have graphic screams just before death and "NOOOOO DON'T KILL ME" as they beg for their life at the end of my gun. would be really epic

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I can shake your hand but i'd put a gun to your head tomorrow if SHTF

>hen
end this vile practice

do you say poofta or poofter
poofter sounds more right

Hot.

Failed at half 10 this morning
Think I should restart now

Me? Yeah *applies mud war paint under eyes*
Love soil
It is if you're not a suicidal freak

every girl loves a cowboy

How do they sound different

Do I even need to say it?

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one has an 'a' at the end and one has an 'er' at the end

poofta aloud
poofter in text

Soil? Smells fresh and smells like life. Love mud on my hands and having to wipe my face with my forearm because my hands are muddy

It's a patrician feel that I'm sure you computer freakzoids won't understand

No Nut November is off to a good start. Approaching day 2 shortly.

Fuck's sake my chakras are out of order

that's beautiful

its puff
i say puff

BBC News - Arron Banks referred to National Crime Agency
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46056337

Brexit is coming to a stop lads

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sue

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I bet Arizonas could stay open on poley's commerce alone

fair play working in the garden or on the land is good fun

might get an allotment

I just say poof

Top cop says to focus on major crimes like burglary, assault and rape rather than less important stuff like historic allegations of wrongdoing and internet sexism

Guy who overpaid to the Leave campaign has been referred to the National Crime Agency for investigation

Just can't make up their minds

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what's the point of brexit there's no halt to the non white hordes invading britain eu or not

how long can people seethe

Omg Rorke is going to be LIVID today lads

I have no future.

Redpilled Raj likes it
We must live

I have no past

Are you Brexit?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46047494

OH NONONONONONONONONO

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do you reckon you have a soul lads?

i believe i do but why am i wasting it on /brit/

do you have to be a pensioner to have an allotment

people who complain about manchildren are just bitter cunts who want to bring others down to their level

t. manchild

white boi white bois wot u gon do, wot u gon do when we cuckold u?

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lost it when I worked in a call centre

Did not realise the British seaside was so grim.

This ones going out to the gypsy crew

Pat mcdonagh, Baldy, Simone price, one time

You know the score, you know we want more
Don't mess with us you know we're hardcore
Jump in the van, stick her in first
Just after robbing a grannys purse
Blue light flashin, siren sounding
Foot to the floor, heart is pounding
Stick her into 2nd, 40 on a 20 road
Fast and furious, thats our code
Right the corner doin 50 is gear
Up with the handbrake, let the tyres tear

No such thing

State of the Saaf FC

no, i don't think so
i don't have much of a personality or any dreams, i'm really just waiting to die

Have just come to a weighty decision.

t. bitter cunt

Rorke will not recover from this

>google.com/maps/@53.6145602,-2.1531911,3a,75y,5.15h,75.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5bwYh3LnRRlJvDnNd2gyBg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

might camp out here, wait to see moni in the flesh

What's East Anglia like?

any yakutian laika man in?

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Lol !

fookin' yank bastids

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Think I've hit a new low lads
Currently posting from the bogs to avoid chatting to people that know me outside the lecture room

Whats rorke doing now

nah my mum and stepdad do and they're not retired
apparently there's a lot of drama on allotments

>having a snapchat score of under 10000

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t. manchild

Ayo dawg, I don't mean to interrupt, but fo shizzle I swear I dun seen you rockin' not one but TWO earrings... now, correc me if i be rong nigga, but ain't dat be meaning you be of da persusasion dat be not be da kind to be liking the red bone pussy? Na mean? U be battin for da wrong team playa! U be slanging cock not rock my homeboy, you be takin da cock not whippin' da glock u feel me? I ain't wanna be part of this here sitcheeation

when I was sucking her boobies she said my mullet was sexy

Ha ha

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