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Fuck you, the North is great.

dem fookin tories

>When men and women work the same job, they get paid the same, because otherwise it's illegal.
oh because labour laws are never broken

yes, only good people have sex

Gotta love The Onion.

Someday The Onion will be held in the same esteem as Punch

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Fuck off, wog.

drinking red wine and reading the Greeks

gentlemen, to us!

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Fuck off, wog.

i'll take every cunt in here, come ahead

Fuck off, wog.

Northerners are poor chavvy scum.

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Hold your left arm across your body, wrist pointed down. Tap your left wrist with your right hand while licking a window and making a "mlaaaaarrr!" sound.

Dribble a bit.

I just want you to fit the stereotype you dug yourself into.

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>youre not incel because youre ugly, youre incel because youre immature.

FTFY

Fuck off, wog.

Fucking wog, fuck off.

i’m 5’7 and 16 stone. if you fancy your chances against my massive frame, go ahead, take a swing, make sure its a good one.

ksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk
*gives you food*

There are now more self reported witches than Presbyterians in America

fuck off nigger

Eat, drink, chew.

Really is as simple as that.

>There are now more self reported witches than Presbyterians in America

Makes sense.

Fuck off, wog.

Triggering the lefties with facts and logic is always fun.

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*surreptitiously googles Presbyterians*

*reddit spaces*

fuck off you roastoid cunt

Bunch of dangerous weirdo freak lunatics. Witches are cool though.

Ask mummy for a laboon.

My gran was an Anglican.

they're so close

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Fuck off, wog.

My most heartfelt salutations to the Integrated Homicide Investigation Team!

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>"You call it sectarianism here in Scotland, I call it racism," Lennon said. "If a black man is abused, you're not just abusing the colour of his skin - you're abusing his culture, heritage, his background.

>"It's the exact same when I get called a Fenian, a pauper, a beggar, a tarrier. These people have a sense of entitlement, or a superiority complex, and all I do is stand up for myself.

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Ohh you're in the reddit gang, you have cooties!

Grow up child, don't be a fucktard all your life.

think i've been tired so much lately becase i've been taking 2 multivitamin supplements rather than the demanded 1. Only took 1 last night and I don't feel too tired today despite sleeping even less than usual, very bizarre

The irony is that a normal Sunday service at a "Christian" megachurch is more violent and depraved than any witches' Sabbath

Fuck off, wog.

how's brexit going along

BASED

brits are RATS! PERFIDIOUS RATS I tell ya.. you give them an inch and they take a nautical mile. NEVER TRUST A BRIT I tell ya

and as always the bellingham washington police department

me?
I'm a
big dipper
big dipper
big dip per

wonder how many china girls david bowie has sexed

dont even know what flag this is

Fuck off you dumb roastoid/nigger/fucked in the head brazilian mutt get the fuck out of my country why do you post here and shit the place up you smelly brazilian monkey

Hey, they're just doing what their imaginary pixie tells them too.

Jordan? I liked you in space jam.

thought he was bent

Lol you whine about Christianity literally every time it's brought up
is it because you're gay?

alternatively they should stay in the fucking kitchen where they belong and start popping out babies

>Lennon believes he suffers anti-Catholic "racism" in Scotland and says there was an effigy outside Tynecastle depicting him being hanged.

Fuck off, wog.

he literally pretended to be bent

might shave my beard and keep a stache dunno if that would look pedo tho

Ooh those are no-no words! You must be a big boy!

any KJV man in?

time traveller gf just sent me this picture from the future

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Fuck off, wog.

pathetic cretin

Yes. But it takes me a long time to type with the stick attached to me head.

>In her doctoral thesis at Lund University, Lina Nikoleris found the hormone ethinyl-estradiol (EE2) - a synthetic version of oestrogen found in birth control pills - was changing both the behaviour and genetics of some fish.
>The study also found EE2 made it harder for the fish to catch food.
>"Previous studies have shown that the fish also develop problems with procreation," said Ms Nikoleris.

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kissless jobless virgin? yeah

If you are a wog, you need to fuck off already.

was that the basket ball film with bugs bunny

Mop the dribble at the corner of your mouth, there's a good boy. a good big, big, boy.

Mummy's little soldier, fighting for the white race.

Fuck off, wog.

That's the one.

and the lower mainland RCMP

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Is Macron /fa/?

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Fuck off, wog.

hahahahahahah I got this reference. simply epic.

single iq brazilian monkey you really dont know how much you stand out do you fucked in the head mong

You seem upset
Tell me more

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You know, I turned into a hardcore alcoholic so gradually, I didn't even notice.

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North Korea: Nineteen Eighty-Four totalitarian socialist dystopia
South Korea: Brave New World atomised hypercapitalist dystopia

Post lower face pls

I wonder what Trump would look like with a beard and a decent haircut. I bet he would be more respected.

Just had a pot noodle with the soy sauce sachet, can already feel myself supporting socialism.

WOG =

W: Willingly
O: Ostensibly a,
G: God

You really don't realise what an uttter spakker you're making yourself look. haven't you got a white genocide prevention drill or something you fash bum-boy?

remember when the CIA funded al-Qaeda in their fight against the USSR in the 1990s

oh yes we all had a good laugh at that one

Fuck off, wog.

A man was walking down the street, minding his own business.

All of a sudden, something happened. Something strange.

He didn't know what to do.

Just then, an old woman appeared.

The End.

Thank you for reading my story.

God is dead, wog.

looks pretty good desu

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bizzare head on the sumbitch

Craig was a binman. Just as he was about to empty a bin, a man walked over and said "Just a second", and chucked something in. It was a sandwich. A whole sandwich.

Craig mumbled something about Cambodia.

The man said "What's that, mate?"

Craig said "What's what?"

What are you retarded?