Why do French men look so feminine?

no

also no

God, imagine pounding the tight young ass of a cute French boy, hearing his delighted squeals in the language of love as you rub your English Longcock on his prostate, pushing down on his skinny body with your masculine Anglo hands, his plump little arse bouncing away with each thrust, imagine bending over and whispering the dirtiest things into his ear, your hand thrust into his curly hair.
Imagine seeing his eager little face light up like Paris as he looks at your fully erect cock for the first time, sliding his tongue, made more dexterous from the language he speaks, over your dick before he takes in his cute little mouth eager to please you.
Imagine him sat in your lap, his head on your chest while you talk endlessly, switching from language to language almost without noticing until you both fall asleep.

french are cowards and were never masculine in history

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just like brits xd

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you will never have sex with Chat Noir.

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*surrenders to Germany*
Oh wait we never did that, we fought on the beaches, we fought on the landing grounds and the streets, we fought with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we never surrendered.

Rollo was n*rwegian

heh
that's...errr
cool man

Normandie? Danish?

>tfw have this same nose shape
huh, both my parents are french. I'm...f-french