>apply to dozens of jobs with honest resume
>nobody calls back
>make a new resume and lie about half the stuff
>immediately hired
Why are normies such imbeciles?
Somebody nuke this planet already please.
Apply to dozens of jobs with honest resume
Logan Miller
Nathaniel Walker
Forgot to mention
>turns out job description itself was a lie too and I don't really have to do any of the shit they required such extensive experience in
Parker Gutierrez
>interviewer is smug
>asks me what sets me apart from the rest
>I do some digging on LinkedIn
>interviewer's dad is the coo
I really hate having to prove myself to 30 year old boomers that get everything handed to them. This is why job descriptions ask for so many qualifications. It is essentially a way for managers to pass on the hard work to new more qualified employees.
Zachary Peterson
You're shocked that you got more job offers because you lied about your qualifications? Groundbreaking stuff user
Christian Green
Yeah.
I don't know how any young person gets a job with a factual resume.
Capitalism is literally an act.
Brody Williams
Agree. Everyone lies and sux at the job but get paid big because they prep the boss bull. Skills don't mean shit
Eli Anderson
Most interviews consist of lying. Just tell them what they want to hear and get the job.
Evan Morales
What's the best stuff to lie about in your Resume?
Connor Hall
If you can figure that out on your own then you hopeless.
Colton Adams
Eh i just wanted to get some pointers.
I usually exaggerate my skill in Japanese and Russian. Same for code languages