I want to be anything but an eskimo

I didn't admit to anything ._. he samefagged and tried to make me look bad. My nickname is Lill and my first name is Snorre, also looking in the name register proves nothing because you can just get your name hidden in it ._. so he was a liar and a bully ._. but if you search for Snorre you will find it ._. so you are wrong and I am right now screw off you bully!!!!!!!!!!!

how big is it actually?

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Isn't Greenland a comfy place? Idk, didn't even know there were non-negligible settlements there until I saw your post and flag.

And i am at it again, shitting up Jow Forums even though i said i wouldn't
I am sorry guys
I must get better at controlling my anger

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What is your problem!!! ._. you probably have a normal name and a normal sized penis you idiot but everyone laughs at my name ._. fucking German bully

13 cm ._.

its ok eskibro

its okay
you need to rant sometimes

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cute
can't you get a name change?

Well, the name is accurate. So whats the problem?

My name means little in Greenlandic
It must a living hell to have dick in your name
Sorry swede, hope you didn't get bullied too much in your life :(

Come home to Norway, atlantic man
LILL-SNORRE, HYLL FUCKING SEIER

No because then my father will disenherit me ._.

Screw off bully Slovenia ._.

I get bullied every day ._.

._.

Its not that bad user the only people who will make fun of you are pricks and assholes

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How am I even bullying you? Keep your victim complex at bay, lil dick

._.

Change your name legally, i don't think it costs anything

Every time I say my name I get laughed at ._.

*dabs on eskimo niggas*

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I can't because my dad said I won't inherit anything if I do that ._. I might do it anyway soon

det er et kunstverk å fiske etter (du)er, söta bror
godt jobbet

Lmao
Please do it, for your own good
so you don't get insane from all the bullying

Atleast you aren't Indian

Shit you're right, I'd hate to be an indian male lmao

Indian male is fine, the worst is being born a female in India

Maybe we could swap places
I would love to get out of this hell and experience something different

you should compromise with your father and change your name to little testicles.

>being born

ive heard a lot of females are aborted in some states there.

>Indian male is fine

poo pls

so... *clears throat*
OP... *adjusts collar*
would you...*blushes*
would you maybe want to...*looks away and giggles*
want to be my... *twiddles fingers*
ESKIMO BF????

gay

Whats so bad about greenland anyway? It's just boring?

fuck you

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they miss Norway

idk maybe? are u grill or boy?
pls be nice to each other, everyone is welcome to my threads
There is nothing to do really, we have gym and nightclubs but not much else

im boy (male)
by bf i meant bestfriend ;^)

Sorry, I have already established an anti-fairy cordon

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Do your people get by alright? Do you have an ok family? It can't be worse than being canadian inuit.

shameful display
you should be proud of your MONGOL BVLL heritage

Ah okay, sure we can be best friends but how can we be that in a anonymous imageboard?
I don't really have a family unfortunately, wish i had one

participate in greenland threads :)

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But the only things i say about my homeland is how shitty it is and i am the only one including Isac from Greenland that browses Jow Forums
I don't think there has ever been a Greenland general on Jow Forums either

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Ive spent 21 yrs as male here and can guarantee the kind of freedom i get is pampering desu

Just vent by shitposting your bad feels away
do you live in nuuk or another town?

God i wish i was born in a country with almost no-one, i fucking love isolation so much

I live in Nuuk where everyone has a car although people could just walk everywhere but no everyone needs a car, because laziness
There's too many cars up here and we only have population number of around 57,000, 17,000 in Nuuk for fuck sakes
It's just as polluted like anywhere in the world

that sucks man
do you go hiking often? or going to other towns? what goes on outside of the capital?

ever traveled outside of greenland?

No, i don't have any hiking experience, but i know it's possible to reach other towns/villages by walking and hiking
In the other big cities like Sisimiut and Ilulissat, it's pretty much the same
On the small villages, mostly old people live there i assume
I don't see any reason to stay in them as it is really expensive to buy groceries and most of them only have 1 store
Yes, so far I've been in Denmark, Iceland and Germany
Germany was when i was 2 years old so i can't remember anything from that trip

I'd like to visit Greenland someday. Would you show me around user?

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would you ever consider moving to a different country and starting fresh. doesnt the u.s. have a random immigration lottery where if you win you can move there without a qualification or anything.

If given the choice, I would be an Icenigger rather than a regular one.

I am sorry
I don't want to show anyone around in a country i don't like
I would be a bad idea and pretty akward
I think Isac is the right person to show you around
after all, he doesn't hate our homeland like i do
Sorry to disappoint you :(

hmmm, but I wouldn't want to get an overly positive view of the thing! I'd like it to be more objective, so perhaps, both of you could come..
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself fren, no reason to do so. lov u.

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I don't think the US accepts people who have even the slightest of criminal history do they? I had this stupid incident that should never have happened

is there anything fun to do in greenland? or is there nothing at all? how do you spend your time there other than browsing the webs?

Glad to see you here though. I expected it, Jow Forums is an addictive shithole, not that surprised that you ended up being dragged here again.
Be my bf please.

Please don't associate me with those who hunt animals
I have never killed or hunted an animal down
love you too spain user

i see
hopefully you can find something to occupy yourself with and give you some form of enjoyment even if temporarily
take care my dude :)

What do you do for a living?

Do you have aids?

If you mean bf and not best friend, then i don't know what to say, people never ask me these sort of friendly questions •_•
Thank you Singapore user, you too :D

How did you even get a computer?

At least you're not circumcised

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Ordered it online

I'm guessing there aren't many shops for things in Greenland? I'd hate to be interested in something niche like Warhammer 40k over there.

We have access to tech like the rest of the world, smartphones, laptops etc.
I bought this phone for 300 bucks, good money spent for decent specs
I know phoneposting disrespects chan culture but it's the only thing i got that can browse the internet
Please don't hurt me ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д

Its retarded how retardedly little there is up there. Internet is also almost nonexistent. I think I heard that 100/100 speeds are $999/month, legit worse than Australia.

Poor Eskimos.

Our internet prices are pretty expensive compared to other countries
But is has gotten better over the last years
10 years it was nearly impossible to get affordable internet, it was billed by how much you used and was insanely expensive

What do you even DO?

>people never ask me these sort of friendly questions •_•
There can be a first time desu. So what do you say?
Also, are you planning to go on a trip outside Greenland any time soon user? It looks like you need it.

like america but without getting shot.

They do like America without getting shot? What does that mean?

Im surprised you lasted more than a day, nice shot. Good luck with the ADD. You're welcome here.

>wake up
>eat
>watch Youtube and/or listen music
>go to sleep
>repeat
I don't know, maybe after i have gotten a hold on my lifestyle and schedules
Also are you grill or boy? i know it's rude to ask but i need to know

How old are you? What about education or jobs?

That they live like you but nobody shoots them

Greenland and the Faroes are Norway

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Thank you! it's nice that people welcome me even though i don't exactly fit in or belong on Jow Forums

Don't they belong to Denmark? Or is that just Färöarna?

Yeah whatever man, you can have us, idc kek

They belong to Denmark today because they stole it in 1814. I intend to reclaim the islands for Norway in the name of king and fatherland.
Expect us.

Was there a war or something over it? How did they take it?

>Also are you grill or boy?
Grill. Don't take my question too seriously though.
>I don't know, maybe after i have gotten a hold on my lifestyle and schedules
Hope that you can do it soon user. Any place that you are interested in?

Just move away you retard

Alright, mini history lesson.
In 1814 Denmark-Norway was on the losing side of the Napoleonic wars, while Sweden was on the winning side.
All the way back in 1397 the islands had belonged to Norway for centuries. Naturally in 1814 the danish cultural influence was the primary, due to Denmark's leading role in the union. This also extended to Norway's islands, which formally still were part of Norway.
When the swedish king was bargaining with the danish king regarding the "transfer" of Norway, the swedes decided that they didn't have time to argue about some weatherworn volcanic atlantic islands and left them out.
Norway wanted them back, but we weren't a negotiation partner, we were more a piece of meat to be traded.
So, the Treaty of Kiel specified that the Islands be formally transfered to Denmark. There was nothing Norwegians could do and Swedes didn't give a rats arse.

>I don't think there has ever been a Greenland general on Jow Forums either
Nothing stopping you from making one

Be warned however, you're going to have to rely on bumps from non-Greenlanders to keep it alive