Why dont you losers buy a boat?

Why dont you losers buy a boat?

Bought a small boat for 12k usd

I rent it out for 1k usd a fucking week

I earn money while you retards lose money on fucking shitty crypto

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renting boats lol
gtfo boomer

>3 threads in 1 day

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>have to deal with expensive ass maintenance from retard renters doing retarded shit
Lmao @ buying 16 spark plugs worth $150 each

>not making a customer sign a liability contract preventing damages to your boat from dipping into your own wallet

Its like youve never rented out property before.. oh wait

>rent free

Boat stands for Break Out Another Thousand

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Landcrab

Fuck you i literally just supported your idea you self cannibalizing waste of fucking nigger anatomy scum sucking hotdog water vagoo bitch

Still a salty landcrab

I've got a 38 foot sailboat. I know it's a hole in the water into which you throw money, I understand that and got into it knowing that. But what you're doing is fucking dumb, if you're trying to make money with a boat then you're better off doing short charters with a higher hourly rate, depends on the boat of course, but lots of people will gladly pay $400+ for a day on the water.

Why are boats so expensive to maintain? landlubber here

They are cheap to maintain

Everything related to boats is expensive, and a marine environment isn't very forgiving to the equipment. For example, just to get a mount for my radar is over $1500 for one with a gimbal, and for just a fixed pole mount it's still like $500... For an aluminum pole with a plate on top. It's like a boomer tax. Just like how certain cars and bikes will cost more for no reason because of a "meme tax"

No.

>water goes in engine
>lol

As long as you never run them kek

I want to buy a boat now after reading this message from you. Thanks.

Thanks

>LanScrab

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Landcrab

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I rather rent some retards boat.. drive it up onto rocky beaches, fuck it up all weekend then hand the retard the keys back and then go off with my life and not give a fuck about having to deal with a boat.

Ok faggot, we know you’re larping and you’re probably wonder “how do they know?!”

1) general maintenance costs for a highly active depreciating asset, let’s be conservative, $500/month
2) storage $250/month
3) insurance (for the boat and liability) $500/month
4) incidentals $500/month
5) taxes on your profit $500

Wow faggot you’re making about $1,000/month and its probably about 10-20 hours a week of work (on average through out the year) for a $12k business venture.

Also, there is most definitely and off season no matter where you are in the world so I highly doubt you’re seeing consistent returns.

You. Are. A faggot.

1/10 larp.

Also forgot to include registration and some little things, this is great to break even on owning a boat you can use yourself but let’s be real, your not.

we're not buying your boat bags faggot

FUCKING landcrabs