Why dont you losers buy a boat?

Thanks

>LanScrab

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Landcrab

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I rather rent some retards boat.. drive it up onto rocky beaches, fuck it up all weekend then hand the retard the keys back and then go off with my life and not give a fuck about having to deal with a boat.

Ok faggot, we know you’re larping and you’re probably wonder “how do they know?!”

1) general maintenance costs for a highly active depreciating asset, let’s be conservative, $500/month
2) storage $250/month
3) insurance (for the boat and liability) $500/month
4) incidentals $500/month
5) taxes on your profit $500

Wow faggot you’re making about $1,000/month and its probably about 10-20 hours a week of work (on average through out the year) for a $12k business venture.

Also, there is most definitely and off season no matter where you are in the world so I highly doubt you’re seeing consistent returns.

You. Are. A faggot.

1/10 larp.

Also forgot to include registration and some little things, this is great to break even on owning a boat you can use yourself but let’s be real, your not.

we're not buying your boat bags faggot

FUCKING landcrabs