Why do americans do this?
Why do americans do this?
Ayden Murphy
Austin Torres
Because the USA is like 50 of your country put together.
Carter Lee
>Naming places after American cities
Why are the Portuguese such Burgerboos?
Thomas Rivera
b-because we like you.
Lincoln Miller
just start calling em "City 12, City 13, City 17", they are all soulless wal-mart cities anyway and have nothing to do with the european city name they stole
Eli Morris
Don't you have a five hour nap to take?
Sebastian Hernandez
dont you have a master to obey?
Luke Torres
Which one did you guys name your capital after?
Cameron Bailey
dunno, they even have spanish names in the northern states
Ryder Sanchez
en.wikipedia.org
wtf america
Justin Mitchell
just look at the amount of german city names they rip off
Jeremiah Sullivan
what's the point of even using lisbon as a name when most americans aren't portuguese
Parker Garcia
They have Brazil, Indiana
Ian Morris
They have no culture of their own so they steal it from Europe.
Jace Gomez
Remember the Greek Civil War?
Connor Howard
Explain this then:
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Nolan Price
It was probably portuguese who fled their third world kingdom for a country with human rights to be fair.
Jeremiah Lopez
Dylan Price
Blame your migrants for being uncreative when they settled some land, not us
Ayden Allen
Those immigrants were your ancestors, not ours.
Jace Scott
Strange, we don't have places named Lisboa here.
Blake Kelly
All the good names are taken already
You'll notice that all the unique American city names are either some positive sounding English, native gobbledygook, or the name of a random saint
Jonathan Jackson
>tfw live in a city that got its name because the visiting queens mother made a comment in passing about it reminding her of home
>city government decides to fucking name it after her home
Christian Butler
Do like us and come up with some big names like: White hills of [state]
Holy Cross of the south
Beautiful waters of [state]