Post uniquely American things

Post uniquely American things.

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Ice cold Bang's root beer

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fuck you that stuff tasted like medicine

Isn't it Barq's?

>first lady
the what now?

Therein lies the jest.

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no

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Beer Pong is probably one of the only American things that I love, have no idea why Euros don't see how great of a drinking game it is

Infomercials

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Beer pong requires basic social skills that euros don't have

>nigger rims on an old muscle car
Awful

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everyone has those now

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what is happeing here

try not to shoot up a school or hospital ok user

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i won't. that's my toy. do you have toys? so do i.

I've played it a few times here in Australia at house parties. I'm pretty good at it too.

i don't consider lethal weapons toys. you can think of them as tools but toys tells me everything i need to know about you. try not to kill your friends/mother when they make you so-so-so angry and wrong you

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stop the hate towards mutts.

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canada btfo youtube.com/watch?v=TSGdfv13lwQ

but you can choke yourself to death with a kinder egg. that's a lethal weapon too, right?

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can i fire a kinder egg into a childs brain at several hundred meters per second with ease?

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That shit looks disgusting senpai

Does mint flavoured food not exist in Poland?

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root beer is not mint flavoured

>he thinks he has more disposable income on average than the Swiss.
there are some things you can't joke about user they're just going from funny to absurd

CAN I GET A HE'LL YEAH! FOR ARE GREATEST ALLIES,, AND FOR MY GRANDSON WHO''SE FIGHTING IN IRAQ TO DEFEND ARE FREEDUMS???

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fuck off chang go fuck a gator or your mom or something

He thinks that the 1%'S TRILLIONS do not skew the data.

Don't tell him we are a 3rd world slave-nation, it will kill him.

i wasnt sure to attack that or attack that that was mean data instead of median. the median attack is probably more potent. thanks user

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Medicine tastes nothing like root beer ffs

i trust OECD statistics over a Swiss larping in bulgaria

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>Mean data
>Not Median

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>i trust OECD statistics
No user, what you mean to say is:
>I have never taken a college statistics class and have no idea how to interpret statistics

You are wrong but too dumb to even know it

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I dont live in the south so not a third worlder
Most recent median data is from 2004 so not very relevant, US is first in that I guess. Maybe pic related will make you happy undercover swiss man
I have taken one, median is good for a normal person but rich people are people too

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These things are built like tanks, I remember getting t-boned as a kid, the shitty Kia was totaled, and there was barely a scratch on the bus.

>the 0.0001% of americans that are filthy filthy filthy rich means we're all well off
lmao for ever

>ignore the insanely high cost of living
>ignore the fact that swiss wealth in concentrated in the hands of a few rich people
lol

Our wealth isn't concentrated in the same way as America. It's pretty average. There's a reason our PPP is the highest in Europe, and the world.

No need for drinking games when you can just peer pressure people.

Beer pong is actually pretty popular among young uni students in western Europe.

Although instead of pong its usually just a game where you have 3-4 teams and they throw ping pong balls into their neighbors cups. Same concept though I guess.

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I'm trash at beer pong but I play a mean boomcup.

And does PPP take into account that the cost of living is way higher where most people live, or is it a naive average over the whole country?

And a quick read over PPP shows just how flawed it is

Food is insanely expensive in Switzerland
Housing is basically as expensive as NYC or SF

really curious to see this "basket of goods"

Yes PPP is cost of living adjusted. The only place I think that the higher PPP doesn't reflect reality is in Geneva. Where a hovel costs like 4k/mo. But your average middile class job there is going to be paying upwards of 10k/mo. So imo it even outs even though living in Geneva is still insanity

>But your average middile class job there is going to be paying upwards of 10k/mo
Nice bullshit, multiple swiss people here have confirmed that the average job is around 6-7k

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Food in Switzerland isn't that expensive. Housing outside of Geneva/Zurich central zones isn't that bad. My apartment in Lausanne, (100m^2, central area) is only 2k/mo. Which is less than 20% of my salary and my job isn't that impressive. If you live a bit outside of the big cities you're looking at a single-person rate of 600-700/mo and a family rate of 1.5k-2k/mo. Which isn't that bad at all. You're delusional or just coping if you think living in Switzerland isn't a dream compared to Germany, sorry.
Cool, and t hose multiple Swiss were probably bartenders, or wait staff. You're just a delusional German with sour-grapes issues. I'm not going to argue easily verified economical data with an obviously butthurt German.

Consider this my final pity you.

>Yes PPP is cost of living adjusted.
That's not what I said. The Swiss PPP would be absolute bullshit to take over the whole country because Switzerland is actually just a few cities and a bunch of flyover yokels

the cost of living in flyoverland is nothing but the cities are through the roof

I'd bet that the PPP is calculated based on the average cost of living when in reality the only cost of living that matters is those cities because that's where all the jobs are

this also matches up with the swiss people on Jow Forums describing how they don't really have a great deal of money left after food and rent -- not any different than other parts of north western europe

>flyover
American retard detected. Blocked you.

I can confirm that students play this a lot in the netherlands

There are no jobs outside of the big cities. Nice larp kiddo.

You're probably the same guy who got BTFO'd trying to larp about dual US/Swiss citizenship yet wasn't aware of how US Taxation works. I think he had the same flag

You can just live in Winterthur and take the train to Zurich retard. Switzerland is small with amazing public transport. It's trivially easy to live outside the big cities but work in them.

How can you be so stupid. Ohh right you're an american :^)

>heh this one trick i use to totally circumvent the housing market, that nobody else uses
swiss are definitely the worst larpers on this website

the average one is no better off than the average euro but they all pretend to be the rich ones

>that nobody else uses
Hahahaahhahaha i can't fucking even imagine being this stupid. It's an art form. Keep posting.

It's the same larper from this thread

He claimed to be a US/Swiss dual citizen, revealed he didn't know how taxes worked, and never explained why he had a thirdie flag

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This is not worth any further discussion.

>The average Swiss is no better than the average euro
>That's why our pathetic selves keep desperately trying to get a permit C to work here
hhahahahahahahah the grapes are so fucking sour

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You got butt hurt so much by me dominating you in the thread you still remember it. meanwhile you're nothing but a butt hurt German who got rejected from some toilet cleaning job in Zurich and can't get over it to me. Imagine.

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So, if you had access to a firearm, shooting up a school or hospital would be your first inclination?

Is shooting children all you can think about?

americans sure do

>americans sure do
No, it was you that kept raising the subject - not me.

To be honest, everything America touches becomes unique.

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>the thirdie larping as a Swiss is an anime addict too
Just when you think they couldn't get any more subhuman

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>Butthurt months after the thread he got BTFO'd in is over
Just let it go. You lost, it's ok. Sometimes we lose, in Germany's case you always lose though..

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Yes, you being revealed as a larper because you fucked up sure counts as winning.

How long do you think you'll make it before taking your own life?

>Timestamped swiss passport
>LARP
It's ok German-bro. You lost an internet argument, and you're sad your permit c got denied. It's ok. Try again next year :)

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>dual citizen anime addict
We all know you're a neet.

>Dual citizen.
Wait, so it isn't a LARP anymore? I thought it was a LARP. Very inconsistent german-user posting at 9am on a weekday calling others NEETs. Thanks for the laughs

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I think it's more that we don't do drinking games, we just drink. Americans like to say how social they are but don't seem to have the ability to just have a drink while talking. It needs to be something competitive instead, which actually ends up slowing down your drinking.

Every time I've played beer pong I've been drinking a pint as well as playing it. Otherwise you just don't get drunk.

>Every time I've played beer pong I've been drinking a pint as well as playing it.
That's when you know it's time for whiskey pong