Thot cage edition

God I just want a gf to make her live nude at all times in the house and crawl on all fours and basically be my slave

same
been a neet for a year and a half now

listening to weather report right now, how are you today mate?

lmao can't even put the subject in the OP lmao brits are such a failed people haha nothing but druggies, pakis and inbred trash

HOUSE HAS BEEN DUSTED IN, I CANNOT OPEN MY DOOR OR SEE OUT ANY WINDOW

PLEASE SEND HELP TO 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY

CHILD abuser here ,AMA

want a kangaroo to be my friend and smash up the doors of the people who mistreat me.

based

does anyone remember the runt meme?

oops fucked it lads forgot the subject aha x

I do it all the time.

more like CHILE abuser

what would /brit/ be a without wacky bruce?

i've had about two years

Always wanted to flog a britman

High brained edition

this was originally mine
actually quite flattered
don't do it again though or i'll glass you

eating a samosa
quite nice

Hate the word “Thot”

So Yankish and Niggery. I wish child abuse was legal so I could slamdunk zoomers whenever they do stupid shit

but then you miss all the excitement of doing normal things all day and after coming home for degrading hardcore sex

need to get out of the house

don't know what to do, though

oops forgot link:

I'm alright. i just ate a banana.

someone make the real new

Its a nigger word invented on a rap music video set
so is "based"

Based & abused

lamb, chicken, veggie?

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what is British culture

No i wont
want to flush her head down the toilet and spit on her everyday
cor makes my dick hard

nice. the person i live with right now has a phobia of bananas lol

go for a drive

wash me wallaby’s feet mate

The opposite of yours

...

haha probably same brand ones. veggie. 1 quid it was

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=65zhE2J-5ds

is /ausnz/ dead forever?

Oi so is it actually coming or what, keen for some 2009 kino

Real new
>
>
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stupid

blending in with the brits despite being antipodean

>just wanted some comgy pretoil /brit/
>get mongs instead

alri

wow they actually did just die out
/brit/ took the CREAM of the aussie crop

Not him but if one of his parents was born in the UK like me then he has dual citizenship

t. dual citizen but never been to /brit/ain

are you the uni bruce

dumbass aussie made a new cant link it here
god damn antipodeans make me cringe

>He allegedly harassed Alastair Campbell by telephoning him and saying "you sex god, you Adonis, you the greatest of all great men". However, unknown to Soames, he was actually speaking to Campbell's young son

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Hello I am also American

no it's me turt

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Skitzoleaf is so small that if he goes for a swim he will digest micro plastics and die

Guys I'm gettin real worried about all this /brit/s in the catalog, could be cruising for a rusing if you know what I mean

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then why do brits copy us

what you doing here you cunt
weren't you just here the other month

something just doesn't sit right with me about the chicken ones, but love a veggie or lamb from one of those stinky corner shops (on the shelf right next to the rancid egg sandwiches)

pick a fuckin threadddd for fucks sake

get in there de laaaaaaads

Hello is this /Balt/ I would like 1 anime teat please

someone post the real thread

heart's rythm is very strange lads

think i might actually die

brit litters the int landscape

I'd slap you so fuckin' hard they'd feel the shockwave in Katmandu

Yeah it's from a paki shop la. You must live in the south

Bump

You are tiny mate i could stomp you

Are you wakefield the virgin? Get outta my face lad.
I'd stick a gun in your mouth.

Nigger

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No, you act hard but you are 170cm, but you have to use weapons coward

Racist prick.

It doesn't matter. I could be 3 feet tall and I'd send your jaw into orbit.
Nobody virgin. Fuck up.

No you couldn't, you'd die of a cardiac arrest you fat manlet, your muscles would be soft from posting 24/7

Starting to learn Python today

nah mate my muscles ain't soft
you're nothing, little rat prick
nobody. a fucking zero.
you'd cower like a little marmot if i stared into your eyes in the flesh
i can tell from how you project yourself

sounds fucking cringy m8

You'll have to stand on two boxes to be on my eye level coward

Sure mate, whatever you say.
I can tell you're a bitch. I really can.
People like you don't talk to people like me in person that way.
Believe me.

Will be necessary in future

why?

Shut up

You do not go out small man bet the local changs tower over you

any niggers in?

Don't, you're vulgar

it was a funny post but i thought no one saw. thought i'd get away with it

crime never pays

donkey bitch

prefer the term "afrench" myself

>why yes i AM a 21+yo male who plays video games

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im 19 sweetie still got 2 more years in the bank before i hit virgin freak levels

wait until marriage. no harm in fooling around but don't put it in