Tell me about the australian. why does he eat the slug?

There's a granny in my village who eats slugs raw and she's perfectly fine. Strayans are pussies.

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>france has a village slug eater

I mean, slugs aren't too different from snails.

nah I'm good

Aren't slugs just snails whose shells fell off/were picked off by birds?

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Trips confirm.

Nobody cared who I was until I ate the slug

It's true though. Birds are attracted to the colors of the shell, so when they grab it, the snail just detaches from it and runs away.

If you vomited it back up, would you die?

It would be extremely painful

Putain t'es trop con j'ai craché ma bière.

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good post

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slugs are actually "evolved" snails
as they lost most predators, the shell only makes them cumbersome and slow. despite slugs being more vulnerable, they more than make up for that by being much better at eating greens and propagating themselves.
evolution is not always positive for the individual...

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good post.

lmao, what a mad cunt.

>american education

This guy right here.

Wait, so was the disease because of the slug or just a coincidence?

Because of the slug, but the odds of catching it from eating the raw slug are very low. Guy wasn't lucky.

Based

usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/11/05/sam-ballard-paralyzed-after-eating-slug-has-died-australian-media/1889685002/

> Doctors learned Ballard contacted rat lungworm, said the report. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, it's found only in rats, but snails and slugs can get it by eating larvae found on rat feces.

> [He] was later diagnosed with an acquired brain injury
>Acquired brain injury

Ffs the memes are real

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B&r

The French are already retarded though.