/brit/

Business idea: replace 'Incel' with the original term, 'Loveshy'

getting my lunch

Umm how can you have lunch at 1am??????

What are you having for lunch lad?

sucking a juice on the bendy bus to glasgow

southern peasants will never know this feel

Big fat Yankoids.

this beautiful creature MUST die

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I want to eat emma stone's poo

Oh how I wish my face were that stool.

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Sky is very lightly hazy, they reckon it could be a few hours away

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youtube.com/watch?v=48QuBPL8dPg

last spliff of the day lads

deliberating on whether or not I should have a wank with many of my high IQ peers

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should I?

as if, in some parallel universe, you took this photograph

love drumpf for one thing: shitting on the media

lads I took too many edibles lmao

Splifflad?

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bit silly lad aha

Dude haha no way!!!

this but only during the production of the chamber of secrets

any of you guys been to welwyn garden city? is that a comfy place? gardens everywhere?

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hmm I have enough on my plate to ponder that one

fuck this shabbos goy dude

ur sister loves a big fat yankoid in her

me rn

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way ahead of you mate ;)
karaage with spicy mayo

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oi oi

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buy and sell niggers like monopoly properties

i thought he was gona say he pushed a poo out his rectum

might do some.... things later ;)

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Settle this guys hash for me /brit/ >> 97760803...the Klonopin is kicking in

Gentlemen, a toast

to the virgin freaks!

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jah bless

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wish britain invested in some elven architecture, a city of aelven aestheticism.

Looks good lad

trump vs the media..........
the ol' bourgeoisie bread and circus..........

Nice, still don't know what I'm gonna do yet.

dude weeed fuckin epic bro :p

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Love ducks think they are a beautiful creature but also love eating them explain that one freud

Nice

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overrated cunt

oh by the way lads the Izotope Iris and vocal doubler VSTs I downloaded earlier were shitty downloads, I downloaded an R2R version of both that worked wonders

time to blast some porn at 1am to wake my flatmates up

what have you got around?

might have a wank and off to bed
hannah hay perhaps

closeted waterfowl

send niggers to the moon

why didnt harry shag hermione

used to hate living with cunts like you

Got any bargains this week, lads?

AYYYYY
SMOKIN ON THAT LENNY KRAVITZ MAN

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might overdose on pills while hanging myself then slit my wrists and shoot myself in the head

That makes you a nonce.

I would wait until at least Prisoner of Azkaban before putting my willy in her.

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he had curry fever

They should send niggers to mars
no loss of life

why do people put tobacco in their weed lmao gimpssss

I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you so I must replace you (oh)
Easier said than done
I thought you were the one
Listening to my heart instead of my head
You found another one, but
I am the better one
I won't let you forget me

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what about your black son though

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night with your mum 50p

age of consent is a social construct. apes dont have to wait

Is he being ironic?

anyone else here from leftypol deliberately making bad posts so the quality of brit goes down and people leave ?

swear to fuck lads Saber in Fate Stay/Night is a qtpi

Me? I just like the sophisticated and complex smoke that only Marlboro cigarettes can provide

She's had your eyes out, lad. She was selling her services for 25p last week.

golden virginia rollies for me

Might apply for UK citizenship so I can vote for Corbyn

Brits quality posting has been at rock bottom for near 4 year

for me it's amber leaf

fuck me your mum is a certy sket lmao

my therapist emotionally raped me lads

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u alright T, coming down outside for a cig in a sec

Don't talk about this outside the discord, comrade

you think?

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guffawing

Golden Vagina has the best pouch, but worst tobacco.
Amber is number 1.
RIP 12.5 g boxes.

looking at the music /mu/ posters make, I feel like I'm already about 200x better than most musicians out there. state of these cunts all they make is shitty trap beats.

alri might smoke a last splooger, watch a couple of kitchen nightmares and tell my gf I was actually out so she doesn't realise I'm a virgin freak

ahhhhh u dont know what youre talking about clearly

>certy sket
when did /brit/ become a nigger general?

So schizoleaf is also a paedo now

Women have the minds of children

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you just realised?

yo T i'll meet you downstairs now for a cig if you fancy

>now