/brit/

were i not autistic i would go to n.korea
the dystopian future that awaits us all
youtu.be/1jmARXsUtwg

You keep using the word 'boomer' but I do not think that it means what you think it means.

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Me like big boob

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Why is he describing a 60s family with footnote dances

Shut the fuck up you autistic sad case nigger Brazilian black cunt you.have no friends no banter you are worse than schizo leaf like fucking cryptonite to brit you weird freak

im a bit of an ass lad me

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don't post lit gimmicks here pls

No.

got called rassragr in valhalla

Cor imagine how much pucci some 6'4 blonde hair, blue eye'd white guy would get in north korea

the majority here posts on lit anyways

just got a detention for running in the corridor
gutted

Should be legal to slap a woman around a bit. Nothing too hard but sometimes they need to be corrected like a dog.

3 of my acoustic covers on youtube have over 1 million views now lads, feels good

hello man of african descent

myself as well

the trouble with working somewhere that gives decent salaries is you're expected to give more than a quid for collections and that

I don't care if this is ironic or not

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nah most /brit/ posters are illiterate. doubt they go on /lit/

I'm pretty sure it is legal to hit a woman open hand so long as it can be "justified" and you don't just pommel her with slaps

I wonder if there are services available in the yellow pages of the phone book that specialize in destruction of bollocks. Need to give them a call and schedule an appointment to have my ballbag mangled by a professional.

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you'd probably end up getting otto warmbier'd as a foreigner disrupting korean society

love pissing in the cold, getting those chills down the spine as the warm piss leaves your bladder

actually the majority have had sex, you lot are just very vocal virgins

We ended up banning them. Was getting ridiculous, more than one a day sometimes.

(united) STATE(s)

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what does this have to do with British culture?

people should stop tolerating this.

YAAAAAAS!

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theres this lass at work who does a collection every other week for her disabled son, we must have donated her at least 5grand between the entire office the past year and she still claims she needs more for house adaptations

im 100% sure shes a fraud

tismomick is here

hello tismomick

fuck up mboko

that's fucked up

dick is positively burning after wanking, fucking hell. so painful. I might actually not make it through this time, I might pass out from the pain

tory bastard

Getting a house spastic proofed is quite expensive

my mum has a disabled son

Has she ever shown a pic of her son? Or multiple pics actually, could easily get one online.

speaking from experience hey

doesn't the gov help out with disabled kids?

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cheeky

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based

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No

what does this have to do with British culture?

yeh she does have a spaz kid but i dont think shes spending the money where she says she is, she also claims that he doesnt fit the criteria for government funding even though he cant walk talk or feel

going to agree that she is a fraud
find evidence and rat her out

nice

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...

How do you rate these legs, lad? Be honest.

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got called a NEET in greggs

shagged a girl with a broken arm and spaffed on her cast

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called this spaz in greggs a NEET

Just sent an e-mail to 'stein, hoping he approves the holiday.

Brits don't have culture

living the dream

different countries. don't believe you

ah yes, american culture
black friday

He looks like a redguard preset these days LMAO.

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he just shouted very loud

got called a nigger in greggs

Just shouted down the stairs to mum, hoping she approves another year of NEETdom.

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just knocked out my mum over a scotch egg

It's just one of those days, lads...

Dadberg woke me up at 7am to get his housekeeping.

just knocked up my mum over a scotch egg

i spend 22 hours a day confined in the same 4 walls otherwise known as my bedroom, im a prisoner to my self and my sentence is life (or lack of it)

just sucked a nigger's scotch eggs

Id give solid 8. would let her crush my face

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mum said i've got to stop posting on Jow Forums because it's ruining my brain
so i was like "do you know what will ruin your brain?"
>what
BOOM. right hook absolutely wiped the old bint clean out
little brother is down there giving CPR trying to revive her hahahahha

Wow, can't wait until our country devolves into Latino majority that constantly in-fights with the Carib Negros on the East Coast and the Southern Indios on the West Coast.

What a truly wonderful time to be alive.

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just knocked scotch egg all over a nigger

this is why I come on /brit/

mumsy once refused to let me buy another shark card for gta:online
ended up bouncing her head off the concrete

Where do you spend the other 2 hours?

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eating an all-day breakfast sandwich at breakfast time seems like a waste

How do games, internet etc supposedly rot someone's brain? Surely the level of concentration that comes from it activates the brain

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How much is this escort gonna cost you, lad?

Find myself concentrating very hard on brit

at the risk of being brainleted for the entire thread (and maybe beyond), they don't rot your brain

no it doesn't
be quiet

>he doesn't like oatcakes
is there a bigger pleb filter?