/brit/

ayo this janny is a stupid fucking ______!

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>my little brother
'ce

chav

if you didn't have a circlejerk with your brothers and friends when you were 10 years old then you're not actually a man

based

me? smart but lazy also handsome but autistic

use the stick and check that the oil level is inbetween the two markers on the stick

no Churchill, I will not rate Becky's phone service out of 10

might treat my self to a warm dinner tonight

congrats? it's a predictor, not a guarantee. high IQ just means you can problem-solve quickly, recognise patterns, etc. doesn't mean you're guaranteed a prosperous life
>t. 64 IQ

what if it's not?

That's what learning is.

You follow an example of a question and solution and apply the methods to other very similar questions.

Like in a calculus textbook

migrate when ready

dunno why people fixate on iq so much
the average trade worker does more valuable work than the average middle management dickhead

>workplace creates "guild" for category of workers
>head of the guild proposes we have a Friday lunch, paying for ourselves
>the group select a fucking $57 banquet place for LUNCH plus $14 for some fucking cake
They're taking the fucking piss if they think I'm shelling out $71 for a work lunch, going to make an excuse to skip

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Then you go to jail

fill it up until it is, don't do anything if it's above it.

it means there isn't enough oil. you might want to check also if there's oil leakage. if your park is often parked at the same place, you'll see in the floor some oil

melvin you in?
hop on the aus/brit/ discord real quick

Reportable offence to spam mate x

ah, so you're the rogue of your guild

>a guild
Are you a wool merchant in medieval Flanders by any chance?

all women should be arrested

car*
on the floor*
phoneposting is hard

going to go kill some raid bosses?

Welcome to modern business terminology

does oil ever go down? unless there is a leak will i ever have to change it

*parks my park on the parkpark*

dumb phoneposter

Stupid fucking moron

hate restaurants me

not seen any leaks.
ah alright, shall need to see where i insert the oil just in case.

IQ has nothing to do with "valuable work" though. why is IQ so controversial? never taken one myself (online shite doesn't count) but I recognise its validity as a tool to measure intelligence. it's not flawless but it's pretty damn good

The engine can burn oil which is a more serious problem than leaking.

get your tits out

Fuck
Off
You
Autistic
Mick

looking up the guide for toilberg

some of it burns I imagine, so it's smart to put just a little over the medium mark.

just notice people harp on about it when its really not the be all and end all

fo, i'm still learning about all this

Any good Amazon bargains, lads? They were selling RDR2 for £24.99 earlier today apparently. Missed that one.

FOLC

didn't your dad teach you anything

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Decided to go out right as all the teenagers are going home from school HATE it can feel their mocking stares yes laugh at the freak laugh but when I snap and Vince Li the bus up i'm going to be the one fucking laughing

high IQ just means you're probably smart. nothing more. more to life than intelligence

paid £900 for my first car

21 actually

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somalis are so fucking easy to rob when they're alone you wouldn't even believe me

you're supposed to change oil every 15k km ish, depends on the motor

Can feel myself become more stupid and life getting worse each day

what planet you lads from?

lol

*rattles runt cage*
in

need a gf lads

father doesn't drive.

you insert the oil where the stick is

Your anus lol

planet of the rapes

Repeated research has found that IQ to be the best predictor of whether someone will achieve a stable, well earning career, will go on to higher education, and will live a life without a criminal record
IQ is probably the most influential predictor of a person's life other than them being born with or without a father, which is also an incredibly important predictor but I am not sure if it's more or less important than IQ

I never got this image.

*Puts the stick up your arse*
If you say so~

Mogged by Highschoolers - My Story
An Autobiography by Turt. L Mong

genuine yikes
so your mum drove you everywhere?

makes sense, thanks for the help lad.

Stupid moron

I should've said "grown up with" rather than "born with" but you know what I mean

it's pretty clear come on

OOOOIL ON THE ROAD

didn't even need to check the flag

might take an internship at Europol in the Hague this January.

but 800 € ain't gonna be enough.

she doesn't drive either. walked most places. just as well nothing is too far here.

GIVE ME A JOB

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vaping in bed: bent or based?

>take a train through the western suburbs
>literally every person is either nonwhite or an old white person
Fucking dire

business idea: government policy to counteract this tendency so the smart people have skin in the class-game, rather than creating a governing class of technocrats drawn from all strata.
inspiration: the way the old class system ensured toffs, even low IQ mediocre ones, would get good government positions, meaning intelligent working and middle class people had to adopt other positions to fight that entrenched privilege. the fight was good, but the victory hollow.

Currently waking off over ClassyIssie

that's the joke you thick cunt

my name is so white it doesn't even appear in the lotr credits once

I have a certain janitorial position open if you're interested

woah you're smart. you can recognise the Indian flag

nope. don't get it.

bow down to me anglophiles

what's /brit/'s consensus on bourbon biscuits?

what's the pay like?

Nobody move, there's blood on the floor
And I can't find my heart

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Very nice

arrest all bus drivers
arrest all taxi drivers
arrest all cyclists

Not a lot, but there's a guaranteed 10% raise each year

>walk through haberfield
>everyone is speaking italian
as it should be

idiotic fool

someone on /brit/: don't like big chebs 2bh

brain:
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it

me: '

Just headbutted some cunt for stepping on my shoe in Tiger Tiger

Wog

Mama Mia, the-a-korean BBQ issa on a-fire!

anyone want to join my /brit/ guild? we're called the vfs looking for gfs entry fee costs one (You) and you're expected to attend our weekly meetings friday 9pm on here

used to think they were dog biscuits

more of a custard cream sort of bloke

where is em