ayo this janny is a stupid fucking ______!
/brit/
>my little brother
'ce
chav
if you didn't have a circlejerk with your brothers and friends when you were 10 years old then you're not actually a man
based
me? smart but lazy also handsome but autistic
use the stick and check that the oil level is inbetween the two markers on the stick
no Churchill, I will not rate Becky's phone service out of 10
might treat my self to a warm dinner tonight
congrats? it's a predictor, not a guarantee. high IQ just means you can problem-solve quickly, recognise patterns, etc. doesn't mean you're guaranteed a prosperous life
>t. 64 IQ
what if it's not?
That's what learning is.
You follow an example of a question and solution and apply the methods to other very similar questions.
Like in a calculus textbook
migrate when ready
dunno why people fixate on iq so much
the average trade worker does more valuable work than the average middle management dickhead
>workplace creates "guild" for category of workers
>head of the guild proposes we have a Friday lunch, paying for ourselves
>the group select a fucking $57 banquet place for LUNCH plus $14 for some fucking cake
They're taking the fucking piss if they think I'm shelling out $71 for a work lunch, going to make an excuse to skip
Then you go to jail
fill it up until it is, don't do anything if it's above it.
it means there isn't enough oil. you might want to check also if there's oil leakage. if your park is often parked at the same place, you'll see in the floor some oil
melvin you in?
hop on the aus/brit/ discord real quick
Reportable offence to spam mate x
ah, so you're the rogue of your guild
>a guild
Are you a wool merchant in medieval Flanders by any chance?
all women should be arrested
car*
on the floor*
phoneposting is hard
going to go kill some raid bosses?
Welcome to modern business terminology
does oil ever go down? unless there is a leak will i ever have to change it
*parks my park on the parkpark*
dumb phoneposter
Stupid fucking moron
hate restaurants me
not seen any leaks.
ah alright, shall need to see where i insert the oil just in case.
IQ has nothing to do with "valuable work" though. why is IQ so controversial? never taken one myself (online shite doesn't count) but I recognise its validity as a tool to measure intelligence. it's not flawless but it's pretty damn good
The engine can burn oil which is a more serious problem than leaking.
get your tits out
Fuck
Off
You
Autistic
Mick
looking up the guide for toilberg
some of it burns I imagine, so it's smart to put just a little over the medium mark.
just notice people harp on about it when its really not the be all and end all
fo, i'm still learning about all this
Any good Amazon bargains, lads? They were selling RDR2 for £24.99 earlier today apparently. Missed that one.
FOLC
didn't your dad teach you anything
Decided to go out right as all the teenagers are going home from school HATE it can feel their mocking stares yes laugh at the freak laugh but when I snap and Vince Li the bus up i'm going to be the one fucking laughing
high IQ just means you're probably smart. nothing more. more to life than intelligence
paid £900 for my first car
21 actually
somalis are so fucking easy to rob when they're alone you wouldn't even believe me
you're supposed to change oil every 15k km ish, depends on the motor
Can feel myself become more stupid and life getting worse each day
what planet you lads from?
lol
*rattles runt cage*
in
need a gf lads
father doesn't drive.
you insert the oil where the stick is
Your anus lol
planet of the rapes
Repeated research has found that IQ to be the best predictor of whether someone will achieve a stable, well earning career, will go on to higher education, and will live a life without a criminal record
IQ is probably the most influential predictor of a person's life other than them being born with or without a father, which is also an incredibly important predictor but I am not sure if it's more or less important than IQ
I never got this image.
*Puts the stick up your arse*
If you say so~
Mogged by Highschoolers - My Story
An Autobiography by Turt. L Mong
genuine yikes
so your mum drove you everywhere?
makes sense, thanks for the help lad.
Stupid moron
I should've said "grown up with" rather than "born with" but you know what I mean
it's pretty clear come on
OOOOIL ON THE ROAD
didn't even need to check the flag
might take an internship at Europol in the Hague this January.
but 800 € ain't gonna be enough.
she doesn't drive either. walked most places. just as well nothing is too far here.
GIVE ME A JOB
vaping in bed: bent or based?
>take a train through the western suburbs
>literally every person is either nonwhite or an old white person
Fucking dire
business idea: government policy to counteract this tendency so the smart people have skin in the class-game, rather than creating a governing class of technocrats drawn from all strata.
inspiration: the way the old class system ensured toffs, even low IQ mediocre ones, would get good government positions, meaning intelligent working and middle class people had to adopt other positions to fight that entrenched privilege. the fight was good, but the victory hollow.
Currently waking off over ClassyIssie
that's the joke you thick cunt
my name is so white it doesn't even appear in the lotr credits once
I have a certain janitorial position open if you're interested
woah you're smart. you can recognise the Indian flag
nope. don't get it.
bow down to me anglophiles
what's /brit/'s consensus on bourbon biscuits?
what's the pay like?
Nobody move, there's blood on the floor
And I can't find my heart
Very nice
arrest all bus drivers
arrest all taxi drivers
arrest all cyclists
Not a lot, but there's a guaranteed 10% raise each year
>walk through haberfield
>everyone is speaking italian
as it should be
idiotic fool
someone on /brit/: don't like big chebs 2bh
brain:
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it
don't post it
me: '
Just headbutted some cunt for stepping on my shoe in Tiger Tiger
Wog
Mama Mia, the-a-korean BBQ issa on a-fire!
anyone want to join my /brit/ guild? we're called the vfs looking for gfs entry fee costs one (You) and you're expected to attend our weekly meetings friday 9pm on here
used to think they were dog biscuits
more of a custard cream sort of bloke
where is em