User, I just arrived from Venezuela and I don’t have anywhere to sleep, can I stay in your home?

no, go fuck yourself bitch

>Yes please come on

slaughter her when she is in my house then dump her body in garbage

sorry i dont do hookers

Fuck off you imperialist traitor, I ought to take you to the embassy myself.

At least sell her organs.

>all these naive firstoids that will wake up without their kidneys, tvs, computers, etc.
wew

Alright but if you break something you're being sold for cows as collateral

b&R

Mashallah

sure but i only have one bed

>you must be hungry, want some warn milk? ;^)

"yes"
she comes in. i make my move. if she says yes we bang. if she says no i rape. either way i kick her out after sex

*whisks eggs* welcome m'lady

im a straight forward guy
i see a hot chick addressing me, i pull out my dick
if she runs away screaming its her loss and i probably wouldnt get to fugg her down the road anyway, saved myself some time, if she proceeds to touch it i win either way

based Slobodan

I shoot the whore.
>Venezuela
Fucking socialist. If she comes here, she'll get voting rights. Do you think she'll learn of socialism failing? Of course not. Socialism is the ideology of losers. Ergo, when these losers manage to escape the consequences of long term socialism, they vote to have socialism implemented in whatever country they arrive in until it's just as bad as the shithole they fled.

That bitch can either go back to her homecountry and eat dirt, or she can stay here and eat a bullet.

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Inshallah

You are from Venezuela? Check out my vuvuzela!
*whips out dick*
*teleports behind her*
*start choke-raping*
Nothing personnel, kid.

they slave in worship every day
to their own idols newly made
wrought iron and shapen clay
though new, are old, start to fade
stretching from grey sand dunes
to the matted skies of wrath
they offer up their hollow tunes
to endless mortal ziggurath
but never look inside to find
higher peaks that outlast time
dulled by pride their broken mind
cut off from the great sublime

now this is what I call being redpilled

>You don't turn her into your partner in crime
wew lads
youtube.com/watch?v=177wj0yXFj0

Literally based

Well at least you arent a centraca

That was one hell of a trip. I will book the hotel for the day or two.

sure, but only if you be my gf

Impregnate her with white babies.

Post dick

BASED

>can I stay in your home?
a forocoches user was robbed by a venezuelan tinder whore

i mean i don't want to bring a venezuelan whore in my home

basado y rojopastillado

Yes but i need to buy a cage first

based

Si, pero es una cama

No dude, sudacas disgust me, the black dead eyes, it's like looking at a cows face.

This comment is certified halal. But I'd honestly beat her for taking photos of herself without a man's permission.

>Venezuelean migrants
>Socialist
They are super capitalistic

Paki sandniggers have Internet? Who knew.

alhamdulillah

fucking based

Sure, be my guest :3

wow you have a phone in Portugal? you must be related to the president!

only if my dick can stay in your vagine

Just like Italians and corruption.

masallah

cringe