/brit/

dunno, mostly me posting it though haha

torsion waiting for happen

I think something on the lines of "sarcasm is like toilets. Half of India doesn't get it"

Need a gf with a willy lads

Lmao so fucked
These people are mentally ill like trannies and incels and shit

lmao

went to my doc to renew my prescription for GH for a sports injury. same clinic handles sexual medicine, hormones and trannies. guess what I saw?

the most awkward looking pudgy, ugly pimply faced creature I've ever laid eyes on. 100% that thing posts on Jow Forums. could tell it tried to dress "cute" but it looked soooo ugly. it was a male who wanted to be female, safe to say. very, very sad. made me lose my apetite

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Good choice la, ballbusting is the thinking mans fetish

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more important question is how many different posters have posted her, when you look at that you'll see it's 4 or 5 virgin orbiters spamming their orbit

Or electricity? Don't remember
Post your top 5 gang rapes

LOL
B&R

imagine they forgot to wear knickers and you could see their pusy!

I started laughing at the thought of just how pathetic the Scots are, then I remembered that the Irish exist.

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writing papers is too easy lads
step 1) pick an idea - my idea: the economic effects of universal healthcare
step 2) google your thesis
step 3) cherrypick articles until you find ones that support your narraive
step 4) write your intro
step 5) write background info on healthcare and how it works and what's happening and why
step 6) describe the economic impacts of single-payer healthcare
step 7) use other countries' to reinforce your narrative
step 8) repeat your thesis, end your paper

i could write a paper in a few hours lads, a few hours

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more of a government scams man myself
big fan of the 2G scam me

you're one sick fuck, son

lots of words here

Ballbusting is literally a fetish for extermination
People into ballbusting are like trannies or people who get vasectomies

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hate this bastard london wanker song

I am known as the death machine from the bogs

Citizen scams are better. Big fan of natwarlal

shit like this is what trannies like the one I saw listen to
fucking grim

My debit card just got cancelled out of the blue saying its been compromised
didn't lose any money in my account though

Total dogshit

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION
>EXTREMELY IMPORTANT QUESTION

how do you know the card was cancelled?

hint: if you've just received a text and the text is telling you the card has been cancelled, THAT is the scam

mad how the two biggest Celtic countries can forget their entire languages while in little Wales their native language is still decently spoken
is Gaelic identity a meme? clearly the Brythons are better at being Celts

what is it with asia and trannies
thailand produces them and japan facilitates them in the west

>natwarlal
kek, absolute legend. just looked him up

>americans celebrate british settlers genocide of another race

Lads, wank first then piss or piss first then wank?

Want one of these hard-as-nails Irish lads to abuse my knacker sack.

japan doesn't really facilitate them. trannies are just drawn to "cute" things. if anime didn't exist it'd be something else, like moomins or some shit.

>genocide

i want you to have your way with me

piss. no wank.

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obviously pee first you freak

>his wanks take less than 4 hours

you some kind of normie?

*hides your phone charger*

Absolutely baffles me that people speak in anything other than English. It's like chicken scratch. It just sounds like they're mumbling random noises. WHY the fuck would anyone not speak English? Staggering stupidity

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HAHAHAHAHA EVEN JAPS THINK RYAN GOSLING IS UGLY GET FUCKED GOOSE

>genocide
Dying of disease isn't a genocide

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pank

Surgery is just stabbing people to life

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Some thoughts are simply too advanced to be laid out in a simpleton language like English. Hard to explain in English though...

can't stop listening to a sad song
is this depression settling in

a man whose eyes are too close together is ugly?
no shit sherlock

Only last 2mins

absolutely not. piss cleans the semen leftovers

tried to buy something on steam and it got declined. Next thing I get a text from my bank saying ring them (on their official number) and they said mastercard had cancelled the card
Apparently if a machine or website has been compromised anyone who has used that in x amount of time will get cancelled
the thing is now I've no money for the weekend

do other languages have the nuance of english?
they all seem very functional and less.. for lack of a better word, artistic.

Race is real

absolutely gagging for some attention

Pajeet scammers

exterminate slags

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if that was intentional then it's hilarious
if it wasn't then you might be retarded

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wtf?????? but i thought japanese girls were easy???
if they think ryan gosling and idris elba are ugly wait till they get a load of me

dave

Such as what
I like how like German has words for things which we don't etc, but give an example

want to stick my big nose in there

HELLA FUCKING BASED BASED BASED

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how can people not know what edging is?

imagine spending your whole life just wanking for 2 minutes, non-stop until you have a really unsatisfying orgasm and a small load

New Steve video

Reckon you Swedes probably say certain things in English because there no way to say in "Swedish"

those are very low-tier scams. literally anybody could pull them off

based and jahblessed

based. got a big nose too me

Ah yes Thanksgiving. Me personally? I'm thankful for niggers. Don't know what we'd do without black inventors and philosophers

not fair that women have this hold over us
not fucking fair at all

GFDI

skadeglädje in Swedish
schadenfreude in German

Orka. Hinna. Harkla. Blunda. Palla. These are just some examples, your language is too "basic" to have these unneccessarily complex words with very specific and autistic meanings. There are many words like these in Finnish too, and in Icelandic.

What are your top 5 scams Raj

>hi can I get [anything besides a skin fade with it messy on the top]?
>nah sorry mate we don't serve virgins here

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*looks back in anger*

Why don't you like /eire/?

wow so beautiful. is this why sweden has such great poets?

I know Japs do that. I can't think of a specific word in English that we don't have a word for right now but I'm sure it exists.

reddit on fuckin holiday

Only ameridumbs fall for those tech support scams

Yeah but then it means you have to describe using other words which itself becomes something else entirely

I edge for two minutes, don't have the willpower to carry it on

very slow and some of the regulars are fucking retarded weebs

Never denied Anglos are the greatest. In the end everyone speaks your language and it doesn't matter if it's a simplistic language or not.

What is wrong with fucking retarded weebs?

guess the song
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