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hi

moin

top three bond movies?

Enderal seems like such a fun game to play, will probably play it once i get a better computer

finger in poohole
live another dollar
three guys attack london

henlo

In no particular order
Casino Royale (06)
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service

how are you today, fren?

is arbys still alive?

good thanks for asking

hope not

i'm not your friend, buddy

If you haven't seen Das Boot I would recommend it.

very good movie, i use one of those smart light bulb to switch from white, to red light, to no light at various parts of the movie for more accurate ambiance

woke up real sad, now im just meh

youtube.com/watch?v=ht1jUPAFRVw

guys we need to break 6ix9ine out of prison

he gone get his anus broken and kidneys shanked

poor lad, all for some harmless racketeering?

he a blood
he a nigga

If i had power i would use them for evil probably desu

I Bond burgered your mother last night.

I'd probably just use it to be a turbo neet

What’s it means when turds float?

Lads I've been here for exactly two months and I just started seeing a religious 19 year old qt Polish virgin who's family is apparently very well off.

Don't let people tell you your dreams are unattainable. Leaving Canada best choice of my life.

pedo

>religious 19 year old qt Polish virgin
>virgin

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your chi levels are too high

I'm 23, 4 year difference is nothing.

I can understand the lack of belief coming from a place like Sweden.

Is Maine a good place to live? If so, which city is the best?

>n-no! s-she hasn't had s-s-sex before!! She told me herself why would she lie?!

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How did you end up in Poland? What do you do for work?

im sorry to hear that, fren. I hope you feel better as the day progresses

he's Jow Forums tard diaspora skumlet and wanted to escape the canadian sjw hell

> unironically believing all women are thots

I pity you

Dual citizen, born and raised in Canada. Decided a year ago I didn't like the direction Canada was headed in, and had a choice of going to uni there or in Poland. So I went to Poland and now here I am. Living the dream.

Neat.
Can't say I disagree with you on the country's direction. I really want to get out of here somehow.

>moving from a county with BNP per capita of 45 to a county with a BNP per capita of 13

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I guess I am just lucky due to my dual citizenship. Here we have the law of blood, meaning if your parents are Polish you are a Polish citizen no matter where you are born in the world.

There's lots of opportunity in the world, if you have the qualifications you can go almost anywhere. Canada is a very slowely sinking ship imo, the best times are well past.

> 2018
> being a materialist

Enjoy never having enough. I want a family and specifically a Polish family, so I moved. I don't care if I am making less money than I would in Canada, money only brings happiness up to a certain point.

>Here we have the law of blood, meaning if your parents are Polish you are a Polish citizen no matter where you are born in the world
What if only one of your parents is Polish? I'm a dual citizen but I'm American/British.

Replace Poland with Japan and it reads like something /jp/ would say.
Rannsaka mannen

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Even if it's just one of your parents, if they have citizenship then you are considered Polish ( you just don't have papers yet ). If they don't have citizenship then you have to prove that going further back you have Polish ancestry.

Call me a Poleaboo or whatever the fuck you want, you aren't going to piss me off. I love it here, seriously best choice I ever made in my life.

say you're a lesbian couple and want to get pregnant
just how weird would it be to ask your partner's brother/siblings for sperm to be implanted with, just so you have a child that looks like you

If I ever have kids it would just be cool if they could legally live and work in multiple countries, is all.

How hebraic of you

need to move to Canada desu

Literally why

didnt you hear the Canadian/pole? Canada is going down a bad path!?

> lesbian couple
> pregnant

Don't have kids, lesbian raised kids do horrible compared to kids from normal families. The statistics don't lie. A child needs a mother and a father.

Makes sense.

so she can be gay

dumb poltard

if you browse Jow Forums we can't be friends

/sad/

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same

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Is being gay in mexico illegal or something?

don't be sad

neet life sad life

i cant speak for mexico but i would say it is heavily looked down upon

*elbow drops /cum/ from the top rope*

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If another white boi talks to me about his freaking peasant ancestors I swear to god...

based

>thinks his nation is not doing well
>gives up and runs away
Kek smell ya later

>ywn be able to say that you don't give a hoot in hell about something like a true American

they might keep their shoes on ice, but damn, are their idioms ever colourful

maybe ill have a wet dream, i havent had one in a week or so

why would you want to pee urself

fun

are you a neet?

i wonder if this pole is one those people that say central americans should stay on their country to make it better instead of fleeing

How can somebody who is afraid to go outside and get a job have so many opinions on geopolitics

kinda, working on Monday and Tuesday and then im going to be a full time NEET again
bet he is

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no

I thought a wet dream was when you jizzed yourself after thinking sexy thoughts (while asleep)?

i wonder how making out with someone feels like

Taking my gfs to my family’s house for Thanksgiving
Hope my brother doesn’t go on another racist pro-Trump rant

it is i was just jesting
never wet dreamed before

>growing welfare state, shit economy, shit cost of living, ever growing government intrusion into private life, fewer and fewer personal rights
Why do people think Canada is good again?

same

marketing

Does anyone elses cum start smelling really bad once you start masturbating on a regular basis? If I stop masturbating for several days the scent isn't as powerful.

i used to think like this, then i traveled to another country and LMAOd at how poor everyone else was.
hmmm

I had one once. I had to hide it from mom.

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I am jelous

do you study or work?

Peter the Great > Karl the Inbred
Imagine unironically running away to the Turks

son, if you plum durn think I give a hollerin' hoot in hell about yer goshdarn growin' pains then you've got another thing comin'!

Name one right you've lost in the past 10 years

>implying Karl even stood a chance against the Russian manpower
the war was over before it even started

hey dont complain thats why we have those "swedish" meatballs

I'm not saying this is the worst place to live,far from it. Just seems like there's better places to go

think i might take a post thanks giving nap (siesta)

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>muh manpower
Means nothing if you have awful strategy and are unable to utilize it
Russians have always been better than westerners when it comes to efficient deployment of their troops and being able to utilize their less trained conscripts
You nerds fucked the Cossack Hetmante over by losing

ok
like what?