You wake up in Mexico, 1915
You wake up in Mexico, 1915
Jayden Russell
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Ryan Sanders
Juan Roberts
Go join Emiliano Zapata
Justin Sanchez
Go kill some am*Ricans in the north, real life RDR
Nathan Carter
i got to kill germans, please send me back to my country
Bentley Bell
*sucks that horse's dick*
Nathan Collins
t. Alberto Barbosatl
Isaiah Nguyen
>shitty unstable shithole
>enemy of the usa
what's the difference between mexico now and mexico then?
Cooper James
>the mentally ill burger from yesterday's shitty unpopular thread comes back to attention whore and wallow in his autism
Sad! Have another (You)
Andrew Ortiz
About damn time to join the Division Del Norte and kill some gr*ngos.
Chase Brown
What thread?
Nicholas Johnson
i will eat at taco bell and visit my ancestors in chiapas
Jose Martin
>2 Germans killed
>500 Americans killed
you didn't even fucking try
Christian Young
The entire thread is a fun read
Cameron Hughes
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Elijah Long
>taco bell
Carson Ortiz
He made another one today, but mods deleted it apparently
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How many Germans and Americans did you kill?
en.wikipedia.org
It doesn't say
Joseph Adams
I go north as fast as fucking possible. I make my way to Pasadena California and beggar myself a professor job, which people who showed they knew about physics could actually do without much effort. From there I do nuclear physics. First thing's first I discover the neutron. I do this for a couple years and then basically stop short of saying fission's possible and then do solid state physics. I invent the transistor and might even try to make the IC. I become very rich by doing so. Fuck I might even try to make the computer possible before Turing's in college. While I'm on this invention bender, I invent lasers, high temperature superconductors(holy fuck the recipe is simple), plasmonics(not that useful, but hey free nobel prize), the electron microscope, fiberoptics(not really solid state, but it's ez). Oh shit it's the 1930s now and I'm richer than god and have so many nobel prizes it's not fucking funny, now I do the famous chicago pile experiment. Except that I don't do it, I make a nuclear power plant which gets disguised as a coal power plant. Oh and by this time I will have had a uranium enrichment program going along. So I sell France an A-bomb just as they get invaded by Hitler. Berlin gets bombed and WWII is over. It is at this point that I demonstrate a hydrogen bomb launched by an intercontintental ballistic missile. Using my enormous nuclear stockpile, I estabilish a new world order. Then I have gay sex with as many famous scientists as I can.
Joshua Rivera
I dont hate mexicanos for the most part.
But I do wonder why they like corn tortillas when flour was superior. Corn ones break apart easily and taste awful unless they are shells.
Robert Wood
You should at least get a picture taken with Pancho Villa before you do all that tho
Levi Diaz
You haven't had good tortillas. Wheat isn't bad, we use both.
David Cox
Me voy con mi general pancho villa
Carson Myers
How come latam countries look so much better back in the day? What happened?
Brody Edwards
You supported the counter revolutionary forces until 1913 and the revolutionaries from 1913 onward.
Samuel Stewart
We use flour up north ;^)
Connor Hughes