Red: Countries whose history matters

Red: Countries whose history matters
Pink: Countries that did one important thing

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youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
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I'd add Arabia to red and Scandinavia to pink

idk austria basically shaped europe for 400 years

Red countries: Americlaps can name
Grey countries: Americlaps can't name

Oh yes the map from Cleetus' "Trailer park history" the definitive job on contemporary history. Good to know you're not sourcing this out of your ass.

*work

>assblasted mexican
your history is shit. your people are shit. your country is shit. get over it.

>PLEASE MR. HANDSOME AMERICAN JUST ADD ME TO YOUR MAP PLEASE PLEASE

this pretty much

kek, so triggered

WE

wrong. mexicans see the ancient history as part of their history while for you it's just savagery. thus mexican history dates back to 20.000 bc, while yours starts only in the 16th century.

We wuz Aztecs and shieet

it's actually pretty accurate desu

Shut up cigan

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Humans came from Uganda

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>grasping for straws
Ok then our history is British and goes back to the King of England

Why is Austria pink? Austria did numerous important things in history.

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>goes back to the King of England
Or maybe the King of Nigeria? Or maybe to the Emperor of China?

Sure, if you wanna keep going farther back

I don't want to go farther back, I want to convey to you that your history isn't British because you are a mutt.

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Hot take: sub-saharan Africa and South America are the only historically useless regions

Dutchfag reporting in!

I want to convey to you that you're inconsistent with your logic dumbass

based

>america
>history
why are Americans so myopic an narcissistic?

>americlap
>can’t name ‘Nam

In Mexiko the natives were integrated and their history became Mexican history. In USA natives were savages and history begins with colonization. Easy.

Americans probably think that the big red thing above Nam is the actual Nam, because otherwise they wouldn't be able to fathom why they lost.

>In Mexiko the natives were integrated and their history became Mexican history. In USA natives were savages and history begins with colonization. Easy.
absolutely brainlet tier post

based

"The term Mexicano as a word to describe the different peoples of the region of Mexico as a single group emerged in the 16th century. In that time the term did not apply to a nationality nor to the geographical limits of the modern Mexican Republic. The term was used for the first time in the first document printed in Barcelona in 1566 which documented the expedition which launched from the port in Acapulco to find the best route which would favor a return journey from the Spanish East Indies to New Spain. The document stated: "el venturoso descubrimiento que los Mexicanos han hecho" (the venturous discovery that the Mexicans have made). That discovery led to the Manila galleon trade route and those "Mexicans" referred to Criollos, Mestizos and Amerindians alluding to a plurality of persons who participated for a common end: the conquest of the Philippines in 1565. (Gómez M., et al. 56)"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#History

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We actually had a history, as in written records, prior to European conquest. The western hemisphere outside of Mesoamerica was technically prehistoric.

>we

> Poland
> Gray
Hombre!! you migrated to country that was build from the scrach by Poles.
youtube.com/watch?v=08IwDlLH7eo
> The memoir was to have revealed much about the Jamestown colony, and to have detailed stories about how Polish settlers taught the pioneers how to dig wells for drinking water, fought a strike for their right to vote, and introduced the settlers to baseball.[10

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The only thing that still matters about Russia is its history because it is just a living corpse now. Also, i am not butthurt for not including Poland. Objectively speaking, even centuries ago when we were a regional empire, we served only as a supplier of grain to Western Europe and shelter for Jews.

Because other are not worthy to be remembered?

Russia is being remembered mainly as a genocider and thief. Your cultural and scientific contribution to the world is marginal. Today, you only spread chaos because you have no brains and no morals to do anything else to survive amongst productive nations.

bitch please... battle of grunwald is considered as one of the most important battles in european history and biggest battle of that time. Than ofc battle of vienna. Back in this days Poland had the biggest army out of all european countries.
businessinsider.com/this-ambitious-graphic-shows-the-size-of-standing-armies-from-antiquity-to-the-present-2014-11?IR=T
Do i even have to mention how we stopped bolshevik invasion on europe? i could keep listing things for hours.

this. the only period of russian WE WUZ is the soviet times which are a result of anglos sending military aid and all sort of aid to make them fight hitler. other than that russia was always a cuck who couldn't achieve anything alone without asking germans and austrians for help

what does Americlap mean?

Americans clap for everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs

>Russia is being remembered mainly as a genocider and thief
Your society built on being scared of us.

what the actual hell

>i could keep listing things for hours

I doubt it. And even if you could, most people in the world wouldnt know what you are talking about. There is little globally recognized things of Polish heritage that helped to change the world like Copernicus, Chopin or the Pope.

I, um.

this is just a midwest thing. look how white they are

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Not sure if it should count, but Israel has been pretty importanly culturally especially regarding religion.

Russia is like a big nigger with big gun in the hoods. He terrorizes people, robs them and kills them, but eventually even the biggest and niggest nigger meets his fate and bites the dust, which i wholeheartly wish to Russia. If Russia stopped existing, most of human beings wouldnt even notice it, because Russia doesnt supply anything of crucial value to humanity. You only supply misery, war, corruption, triple anal sluts, and hydrocarbons, while still presenting yourself as empire due to nuclear blackmail

Amazing video game ;D

youtube.com/watch?v=bZzvdr5Vamk

as far as i know we don't celebrate anything related to russia. One of russian most important annual celebrations is related to getting your idependence from the Poles in 1612. So you could say ur society is built on being scared of us.
well i agree on part that there is very little recognition to Polish achievments but its slowly changing. People are learning truth instead of german propaganda nowdays.

>battle of vienna.
Heard about this because of Jow Forums
>battle of grunwald
Literally never heard about this

Wow, never thought someone was so scared of us. Don't worry, little country, we won't hurt you.

But you heard about Matrix franchise created by two Polish trannies, f.e. or about the Polish death camps, right? Forgive this Polish guy, he thinks that stuff which is well known in Poland is also well known around the world in some magical way.

>Don't worry, little country, we won't hurt you

You would if you could, and you will if you will be able

>>battle of grunwald
its one of the biggest / the biggest medieval battle in the world depending on sources

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Of course we can, you just not important.

You cant for now because we are still under nuclear umbrella of the USA. You could hurt us only of they gave you permission

I thank God every day for having put an ocean between us because I find you slavs so intimidating.

well. you are right between 2 biggest polish diasporas in the world. USA and Brazil.

>american

>confused that someone would know something about a foreign country

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The Wachowski twins? I thought they were Jewish in all honesty. And with Poland being such a strictly religious country are they even liked
>Raised by a "hardcore atheist" father and an "ex-Catholic turned Shamanist" mother, the duo once described their religious beliefs as non-denominational.
Cool. Sorry m8 it's just that most historical stuff that isn't western europe or america (war of independance/slavery, vikings etc) tends to be unknown. Before Jow Forums I didn't know much about Russia either apart from the Mongol conquest and gommunism despite them being so much bigger then you guys.

only America matters

You guys have historically been invaded by bigger nations and are catholic, so you're an exception, we share some similarity through our bad luck.

>The Wachowski twins? I thought they were Jewish in all honesty. And with Poland being such a strictly religious country are they even liked

They are no liked in Poland. Hell, they are completely unknown here. But they are known globally more than this medieval battle of Grunvald mentioned by other Pole. I dont know if they are of jew heritage but they ways identify themselves of polish heritage in interviews.

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>Serbia
>mattered
stop posting this dumb meme

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submission of opinion from far east

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>fractured the ottoman empire, one of the longest lasting empires in eurasia, leading to it's destruction
>started ww1 one of the bloodiest wars in history
>caused one the largest and most publicized wars in the latter 20th century

this desu, bulgaria in the middle ages was more badass than serbia

what's yellow?

>And with Poland being such a strictly religious country
Poland used to be USA before USA was USA - the most multicultural nation in the world. The wwii artificially turned Poland into the most homogenous nation in the world.
>I thought they were Jewish
its kind of a recent thing, zionist thing to consider them as separate identity. What would random american answer if you ask him what nationality is he? he would most likely say hes american. Now imagine that Jews were living in Poland 3 times longer than USA exist. They were identifying themselves as Poles in the first place. We even have muslim tatars who were fighting in both world wars as Poles.

Long story short, you should not pay this much attention to "Poland is super religious" part.

Seems close enough but you missed Iran and Egypt for red. Saudi Arabia should be yellow imo too.

the origin of Western civilization but little impact in the Far East or countries that did one important thing

Seething

Interesting, thanks

thats even worse than OP's map.
India and China...
China was occupied longer than it existed. They were always super isolationist and they literaly developed recently only thanks to Brits. The same applies to India.
China is relevant for the first time in its history now in XXI century.

Who’s “we”

Syria has done more than Serbia and even Poland did more.

Ottomon empire fell to internal issues and died off finally thanks to WW1
WW1 was going to start anyway, Serb shits being the dumb autistic Ottoman gypsy rape babies that they are just happened to be the tards to start it.
Balkans shitter wars was nothing on a global scale. The only thing it served was CNN's ratings.

Mean while Poland SAVED Europe from Turk shits, Poland accidentally started Napoleons war with Russia, Polands invasion started WW2, Poland beat back Russia before WW2.

The most important thing Serbia ever did was have a mutt go live on /tv/ and play his tard wrangler horn for Jow Forumstards to fap to while spamming remove kebab

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>China is relevant for the first time in its history now in XXI century

Uhm, no. They were the richest country on Earth centuries ago already, and their Silk Road also existed centuries ago. They just come back to what is natural for them.

I think Spain had some sort of impact in China economically. The Real de a ocho was the first global currency and I remember that the US currency was based on it and the chinese also used it. I remember also having read that it indirectly caused an economic crisis in southeast asia once, I don't remember the exact detail, but I will try looking a bit further into it.

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There's a difference between militaristic legacy and cultural legacy.

China was one of largest dynasties in the world after Rome and they impacted Japan/Korea immensely. A lot of apparent Japanese/Korean cultural heritage is actually from China.

The same goes for India which played a large role in shaping SEA as they sort of mirrored themselves after it. Tibet's number one greatest cultural influence is from India which developed the Buddhist tradition they have now.

Egypt was never really relevant like so but the writing script of nearly every civilization is from their hieroglyphs.

This is different to the militaristic legacy of the Mongolians.

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>Mean while Poland SAVED Europe from Turk shits, Poland accidentally started Napoleons war with Russia, Polands invasion started WW2, Poland beat back Russia before WW2

All jokes aside: Poland would be remembered globally mainly in context of the Holocaust and i think it would be a good thing serving as a warning what a human can do to other human. Of course if Holocaust denial doesnt become a global mainstream someday

I would say Mongolians had more of a impact on world affairs than china.

>tfw French Guiana's history matters more than Mexico, Brazil, and Argentina.
Americans are delusional.

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silk road is ancient history. There was no cultural expansion with this trade route.
Look at times after the ancient silk road. China was isolationist. They were refusing trading with any foreign country.
Brits literaly beat them few times in wars forcing them to start trading.
What's related to this isolationism is that they were very backward in development, for example in opium wars Brits had only up to 20k soldiers, chinese on the other hand could mobilize even up to 2 mil strong army and of course they lost.

i don't know about "richest country on earth" part but it could be similar to this south china sea claim. They are claiming that they had ships exploring this lands in the ancient times just to have a say in present day land dispute but they can't prove it in any way. Meanwhile Japanese were known to dominate all the waters there at that times.

Mongolians did a lot of stuff indirectly (pushing Turks into Anatolia for one) but they ceased to be relevant within nearly a century or so.

Just because history itself wasn't invented in early 6.000BCs doesn't meant there was no history and Africa absolute irrelevant. Some bigheads pretty sure first civilized human came from there.

ok i can agree on this cultural expansion part, i don't have much knowledge about it so i will agree with you.

hmm im trying to figure out whats ur problem. Marcel is it you?

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Our history is cooler than yours. Burgerland's history:

>some farmers get butthurt by England
>flee
>slaughter natives
>settle down
>enslave blacks
>free blacks
>bla bla bla
>get late to WWII but think of themselves as the hero

Our history is the clash and blending of two different civilizations. Yours is the story of some butthurt immigrants.

Turks taking over constantinopole was the direct reason of why silk road dissapeared and the roman empire collapsed making powers like Venice, Italy decay. This in fact resulted in Northern Europe becoming more important