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are canadians good people?

get drunk and dance around your house to europop

need a weed or something bf

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Kill yourself!

twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1042155820400619521

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>masc4masc
ew

nerd

Are you a woman? If yes, let me impregnate you

you mean normal looking fit guys?! break out of your thing

Really want to smoke a joint

give british space gf

Is subway shit in the US too?

Yeh, the only thing worth getting is a meatball sub with extra cheese if you want to feel like fat fuck for a bit

lmao no
whats shit about it

Is taco bell shit in mexico too?

ive heard southerners say this but it seems alright in the north east

Meatball sub a best
Loaded potato burrito a best

southerners have shit food
all their dirt is sand

Caught the flu

Kinda regret not getting my flu shot

never had the flu

>getting the flu shot
>ever
are you an elderly woman or something?

vaccines give you autism

No but there's a lot of old people in my condo and one of them probably spread it.

Not an issue if I already have it.

can i get uhhh

finna get drunk and in my feelings tonight boys

can i get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dick in yo mouth

Same bought some russian ale on my way home from thanksgiving

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i always knew you were one of the good ones

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Really wish I had some tramadol desu

han solo cucked again

This
They don’t eat anything that doesn’t have dirt in it

dont get me started on catfish holy shit

How did your thanksgiving go /cum/

We.... we were kings and shit?

still no gf

>wanting a gf
>not being mgtow

based

lol the only taco bell here lasted for about a year, no one likes that crap here.

Mexicans don't like to live mas?

gfs aunt kept talking to me and my gf about how having kids out of wedlock is bad

>being mgtow
>not being incel

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Ha ha ha hello everybody!

Incels are a malignant cancer tumor that needs to be removed. MGTOW is only path to enlightenment as it frees you from the overbearing shackles of women

UMA DELICIA

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Saw this on Twitter, do people really eat this shit

Yassss
I do

Canned shit is all the rage in poor and stupid families.

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but gfs are warm and affectionate

Looks like fucking jello boi why not make your own cranberry sauce shit

cranberry jelly is based

idk why it isnt sold in jars though

The only traditional food I ate today was the turkey
CHI thanksgiving is pretty nice but next year I’ll be celebrating it with my family instead
I’ve never eaten it
My mom always makes it from scratch

STFU nigger I bet you didn't even have a turkey
Because I had other shit to cook

You can obtain the same rate of happiness from a gf (male) and not have to deal with all the bulls hit that comes with a gf (girl)

Nigga if you're already cooking shit you might as well make the cranberry sauce. Next you're gonna tell me you use powdered mashed potatoes

thats some gay shit nigger

Not true because you can’t have babies

We go over shit shit a million times, girl (male) is NOT gay if they have small cute penises

El fumé marijuana despacito

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Adoption is the better choice anyways, you can make sure your kid isn't a genetic disaster

cringe

I'm not fucking Gordon Ramsey nigger. I like the canned jelly anyways.

Not in the slightest

>next time, call the police
>Domestic abuse in the background

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Having your own is pretty great though
Only a few months left for me

Which nigga said you have to be Gordon ramsay to make some fucking cranberry sauce the only person suffering is you with your shut as cranberry jello

so why are you americans posting here instead of talking to your family?

drinking commenced

I wouldn't want to spend time with my family either if they served me that cranberry jello shieeeeet

hey

thats pretty gay

Are you the one with the Mexican wife? Why do so many of you fuckers have Mexican partners

Im enjoying time away from them after being their pet retard for 18-19ish years

If liking feminine features and characteristics makes me gay than you can hog time me and fuck my anus pal

thats more like it

But I'm not gay

its good compared to most fast food at lunch hour

No I have Mexican girlfriend
There’s also apparently some Brit who lives in California and has a Mexican girlfriend too

that bitch in han solo is fucking 32 years old wtf
imagine how much fucking makeup they wear damn

youre the on from new york, right?

I hope you have a wonderful life with you're mutt babies friend

america is brown (not black) people clay

moi aujourd'hui

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Which bitch is this? Also

>unironically watching star wars related movies l

If I wanted to live here I'd marry a brown gf too

I completely agree. I can't wait for whites to be eradicated and for the BROWN man to finally rise up and take what is rightfully theirs

Her real name is Emilia Clarke

I figured it'd be like indiana jones, and it kind of was.
I hate some aspects of it but probably just because Im a virgin freak. Disney probably ruined some of it too.
Might watch the blade runner movies next

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I love the saints!

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Thanks
Good luck with your gf (male)

The state of the white woman

youtube.com/watch?v=c80xi709iXE