/brit/

we're all in here lads

le taimi savali

classic Irish nepotism

oh right didn't see that one cheers yeah see you in there

this is the best episode
(probably)

it seems like so long ago that i first watched this

I don't think pensioners need their money. They'll be dead soon anyway

the waldô moment

does coke zero hurt your tummy? or give you diarrhea?

best episode imo
youtube.com/watch?v=Fz92prJ3XlM

de waldo momint

had a laugh at this you mad cunt

had to resort to Johnny vaughans kickabout podcast because I've no more of his 4 till 7 podcast
not into footy
need Johnny Vaughan tho

right they've gone
lock the door

just felt bloated. all better now

thanks for listening

threadsplitting irish babby
use the real thread
don't be a child about it

have got the 'itis lads

not that user but glad to hear it

was about to go to sleep but just sent a message in the lads groupchat that absolutely BANGED
buzzing rn,

Fuck off.

could give af what you think subhuman

oh yeah i almost forgot that schizo is a 170cm manlet obsessed with fucking his sister, alanah

I'm not the only one thinking it, poof

could give af

fuck off settler

Anyone save Melvin's wedding announcement cause I think I deleted it - just want to check if anyone's got it in case someone wants to see it

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eating mcvities caramel digestives in bed
controlling the crumb spray is a delicate and high pressure task I thought I was ready for but I'm starting to doubt myself

nah she wants to fuck me to fuck her cause she's a sick fuck
i'm not particularly into it though
kill yourself

By emphasising that this is the thread without them, you're making them the focus again
If you actually hate them then just ignore them, don't complain and make it all about them again because that's what they want

>she wants to fuck me to fuck her

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sinti and proud

Its just typical autism.
Tismopaddy can't handle it.
As per the rules mine was first so it should be the one used.
Oh well.
*she wants me to fuck her
I'll never do it though, too fucked up

Not a fan of anyone outside of Ireland and Britain 2bh

I'd love a copy of this too
Would be very interested in attended Melvin's wedding to, and subsequent defiling of, our goddess Alanah

it's easier to ignore them when they're in a thread that I'm not in
and let that be the last word on the matter

Why would you be projd of being an indian gypsy? Sort yourself out, sham

shut the FUCK up

why have you constantly posted about it in the past then you sick fuck?

As true as I'm here I'd beat any man in this thread. On me six babies lives I would

I have not you idiot.

(((them))) some fiction fucking /brit/ boogeyman ruining your ever so important /brit/ experience
fucking hell go play a video game

>this level of delusion
seek help immediately.

my god the crumbs in my bed right now
I played a high stakes game that I was not ready to lose
trying to sweep them off the bed only makes them break up into more crumbs
getting close to googling a solution

I haven't. I talk about her, I don't talk about wanting to fuck her.

go back to your shitpost thread
/brit/ is not for you

shut up you grim little faggot
I AM /brit/

Suuuuuuuuuure lad.
Archives of this site definitely don't exist, don't worry. Gaslight away.

Fucking hell you little queers are on the warpath this evening holy shit

kek, admiring this confidence.

I've said I found her attractive once or twice, maybe said some vaguely suggestive things. But I certainly don't constantly talk about wanting to have intercourse with my own sister. That is a blatant lie.

VERY high on meth
worried i might not sleep tonight
taking a shower

do you turn every single thread you post in to shit on purpose or is it like a side effect of your mental illness?

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what are you drinking?

Did you hear what Dave said last thread? About you guys and your /brit/ celebrity worship?
Who is deraling the thread right now?
YOU, you stupid little munted faggot queer virgin cocksucker.
Get. Off. My. Fucking. Nuts.
Post away, bitchboy. Lets see that quality fucking content we're all missing out on because of me.
Go on, faggot. Lets see it. Lets fuckin' see it.

I don't, faggot. scour the archives. its not there.

A bottle of Irn bru

>97805502
>97805515
t. Cluster b

I (mentally ill) have gotten a cute mentally ill gf and we seem to be perfect together however I don't think this will last because we're both mentally ill

I could give a fuck.

the sugar has gone to your head

Imagine taking /brit/ that serioulsy
>muh sacred /brit/ experience I must escape him
oh my god

I wish. Irn Bru doesn't taste like it used to since they messed around with the sugar in it. Same with lucozade

shame :(

Genuinely curious at what you get out of being here then? Everyone fucking hates you.

I was actually trying to distract you from the other thread to see if it could be salvaged with you gone from it
but since you can spray your shite in multiple threads I'm just going to walk away from /brit/ for the night and come back when you've gone

thats false
mate, pack it in
just pack it the fuck in yeah

it's not though.

It isn't. GO ON, post something interesting. Come on then. Lets see it.

What gonna spam "the waldo moment" 100 more times?
Oh fucks sake man sorry i'm ruining it for you. Jesus fucking Christ.

When I walk into a room, I command it.
If I go to a party, go to a bar, sit in a restaurant. People feel my presence.
Their body language changes, they're always peering at me through the corner of their eyes, carefully.
When I speak everything stops. When I speak everyone stops and looks and listens.
I make people uncomfortable. I make people frightened. I do not ask for attention, I command it. I do not particularly enjoy it. It is who I am.

Thats a fact.

Did a few dodgy tarmac jpbs in toronto before they kicked me out. Shan't be posting those

laddy
I'm the "the waldo moment" guy and I just got here

the waldo moment

can't believe they let her get away with this

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honestly find suzie so sensual

she reminds me of one of my therapists

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schizo pops his ugly head and the thread dies
oh jolly

smoking more meth

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooooooooo

Ok everyone say NIGGER

fuck, forgot what I was just laughing at but it was funny

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i feel bad having a go at schizo since he seems so fragile

>schizo schizo schizo schizo
you don't even talking about anything else for fucks sake

carry on then

What's the difference between the holocaust and a horse?
After 70 years you stop beating the horse

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Why would you bring a 3 year old to Disney world wouldn't it be very stressful

Is this the thread?

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