/brit/

The British Dream edition

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fishisthedish.co.uk/seafood-stories/seafood-spotlights/tinned-fish-the-facts
livestrong.com/article/518976-is-canned-salmon-tuna-a-good-source-of-omega-3/
health.harvard.edu/newsletter_article/Ask_the_doctor_Is_canned_fish_good_for_the_heart
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that wanker aussie with his late new #bellend

That probably costs a million with a pathetic little garden

that Aussie just got dabbed on LMAO

>laser appointments
that isnt gonna change your ape like visage

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fuck niggers
#humble #hardwork #bussinessfriday # dedicated #gohardorgohome

people will say anything just to look different and edgy won’t they

Only 7 hours remain in the neo-mines

For me?
Its pink buttholes

points taken, but the studies used to present the cases aren't concrete tbf, i only take 1 gram/day so i should be alright

I'd eat more fish but it's fucking expensive here

The British reality

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Would unironically LOVE to be able to afford one of these houses.

nigger friday

its not fucking expensive u idiot you can get 3 tins of tuna for like £2 mongo lol

We need to mobilise lads. /brit/ can make a difference if we get out there. We need to plan our assault. Together we can stop Brexit.

hate the yankoid word "butthole"
so much more childish and vulgar at the same time than "arsehole" or just "hole"

*dies of mercury poisoning*

idiot neurotypical get back to the site where u belong

Have you ever met a woman who's so stupid that you can't tell if she's acting or not? I have.

tuna is very lean though, not much fat in it even if the fat has a good fatty acid ratio

How much is a 1 lb fillet?
Do you lads have salmon over there?

My name is Maximus Deanius Smithius, commander of the Troops of the 2nd Floor Sky call centre, General of the highest ranking sales team 2 months running, loyal servant to the true emperor, financial credit. Father to a non-murdered son named Jayden, husband to a non-murdered wife Chenelle. And I will have my Mercedes on PCP finance agreement, in this life or the next.

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Mmm, baby , I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby, I don't understand this
You're changing, I can't stand it
My heart can't take this damage
And the way I feel, can't stand it
Mmm, baby, I don't understand it

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we did until we sourced the smell and it was a false alarm, it was actually coming from your mum's fanny lmao

Yea this girl at my college kept boasting how she's 1/2 Maltese but couldn't point Malta on the map

tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/search?query=salmon&icid=tescohp_sws-1_m-ft_in-salmon_ab-226-a_out-salmon

we're talking about fish oil you mong

doesn't seem that expensive but I support using supplements to cover gaps

The discusdion us about fresh oily fish.

Mongo.

*stupid yank accent* "DO YOU LADS HAVE SALMON OVER THEREEEEE"

oh god now there's a fake homealone

>he thinks tesco fish is expensive
lmao state of this poor neurotypical

For me, it's farmed salmon

Is today a British holiday?
Trying to reach Living DNA
Actually, I have a favor to ask.
Can someone call this number and find out if they are open?
Verizon's not letting me call to the UK right now

00440204424382

Buttholes?
Yeah, big fan

i have a song for you lads:
will you buyyyyy willl you buyyyyy will you buy my fresh fish

my dream is that we all become homealoneseveryfridaynight on the blessed day

Tins of sardines are literally 30 cents in tesco.

No it's not.

>that weather
A dream indeed

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I'm superior to you neurotypicals even though I'm an ugly virgin with no future

in case you couldnt tell its a photoshop you dumb retard lol

Does anyone have a torrent to the 9hr version of Abel Gance's 'Napoleon' (1927)
Or the version that isn't kiked

Okay, thanks.. were you able to try the number?

Mongs still blubbing about shitty tinned fish.

nope sorry

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My best in Europe internet didn’t let me see the full photo

canned fish is not neccessarily worse than fresh fish, it just depends on the quality. in italy and spain, there are many high-end luxury shops who specialize on canned fish. bet you didn't know that!

go back to clinging on eddie stobart axel's you smelly gyppo

have heard no good things from people I know who've bought new builds
I personally can't see myself ever getting one

>schizoleaf is the fake homealone

do you have no shame?

Pakis giving us travellers a bad name 2bh

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>the fake
>singular fake
rip

As soon as you can it it's shit from the "eat oily fish" pov.

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broke my phone so im printing off porn to take into the bathroom with me
maybe i needed no fap november

Oi get a load of this lad cant make himself go without pictures

another friday night in for turt
might see if I can do a destiny 2 raid

under age

Please help, someone call this number to confirm they are open for me.

00440204424382

You think I'm schizoleaf? let me guess, you're retarded

Omega 3 fatty acids are completely preserved in the canning process

business: idea

Booting up the ol' ASMR

who is on graham norton tonight?

No.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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So this irishman thought that when during medieval times the fish was salted and stored during winter, the omega 3 fatty acids just magically disappeared without being exposed to heat.

I guess they don't teach basic chemistry on Ireland ( sad )

*pulls down my tracksuit bottoms and has a ploppy shit all over your face*

>who is on graham norton tonight?

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Proud to be a traveller 2bh.

screeching and scrooting

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Stephen Fry, Joe Lycett, Geraint Thomas, Nicole Kidman & Take That

who the fuck is geraint thomas, grim line up tho

shit blog incoming

how very bent

fishisthedish.co.uk/seafood-stories/seafood-spotlights/tinned-fish-the-facts
livestrong.com/article/518976-is-canned-salmon-tuna-a-good-source-of-omega-3/
health.harvard.edu/newsletter_article/Ask_the_doctor_Is_canned_fish_good_for_the_heart

the canning/tinning proccess does nothing to the fatty acid profile since there is no high heat exposure

I don’t want to be Gypo Jack no more

Episode 8
The Graham Norton ShowSeries 24
Graham is joined by Nicole Kidman, Stephen Fry, Joe Lycett, and Geraint Thomas. With a musical performance from Take That.

>for a good 2 hours

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faaaaaaaabbbulooooussssss

The irish would rather die than eat fish, learn history.

You better be collecting those fucking stamps louie

loads of top offers out there today

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I ALWAYS HAVE A BONER

Had a lad’s night out
Don’t feel like going to sleep

Lads, the girl blanked the snapchat I sent her

>i LOVE video games!!

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No

hey neurotypical you seem to have stumbled onto Jow Forums(not4channel).org please head back to where you came from i.e. reddit.com.

There is shit literrrrrallly hanging from my arsehole right now

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virgin

shut the fuck up

What the utter fuck it’s friday? Could’ve sworn it was Saturday

Howling, who would even wear that

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do you honestly think you're the first to post that or that we all need to see it again?
what did you get out of this - what did anyone?
fucking waste of space