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born to be wild edition

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who is this bint?

my throat is tickling, I can't stop coughing

Mental how an American janitor hands out bans for things not being related to British culture

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yeah cos people are going to pay me to read books, go on walks and badly play guitar

you're as cold as ice
you're willing to sacrifice... our love

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Dreamt I didn't sleep alone. She was so soft.

will you die

what did you get banned for lad

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If you were a girl they would

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Poo

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saying I left a fetid pyle of crappe on thy bogg

They would if you weren't shit and mediocre at all of them

>She

the bitter truth

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Poo stopper

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Yeah he just needs to learn how to read and walk REALLY WELL

If I had been born differently I would be flying in the top gun academy instead of working for tesco and living in a hovel

>Why don't you jus retire and play vidoe games all day and become a loser like me xD Dude u work in an office bro haha ur so stupid because you dont just do nothing xD

Imagine actually having this mindset

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brexit doesn’t necessarily mean brexit

don't know yet
depends on where they station me at
maybe
i am supposed to be infantry but i want to be a driver instead
too fat and mentally unstable for combat

Is Ramayan Just a Fiction or a True Story? Intense Debate Between Sadhguru and IIM Students

>actually contributing to society
It’s time to wake up, sweetheart.

what does this have to do with British culture?

n*gga look like a dude lmao

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I doubt I would get paid even if I were good. And besides that would limit me to the same hobbies I am doing now. What if I want to learn new hobbies?

SO LONG AGO

WAS IT JUST A DREAM? SEEMED SO REAL TO ME

Oh no yank southerners

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do the slingshot thing haha
like the david vs goliath meme haha
would be funny

just done my 1500 essay on colonialism and economic development
handed in minutes before the 12pm deadline

hope the lecturer doesn't judge me

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shes a girl tho

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Enjoy your giro
You can only be good at maybe 1-2 things. You say you like doing all of those things but you're good at none of them. This is because you are an idiot and none of those things are your passion, nor are you passionate about them

>Pottery class
yanks are so fucking thick

hahahah ledge

>play vidoe games all day
>this is the only alternative he can imagine to work
keep calling it your "passion" if you want to, weirdo, but its still just a fucking job that you're dedicating your life to.

she just ended racism

what does this have to do with British culture?

ahm blue da ba dee da ba die da ba DEEEE da ba die da ba da dee da ba die

why did the irish elect a literal gremlin?

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>too fat
at least you'll be in shape after 32 months. don't die x

Am a Greggs pasty inspector at £555k a year AMA

does this mean you wrote

1) an essay 1500 pages long
2) an essay about colonialism in the year 1500
3) an essay worth 1500 points

?

>modern day Britain
Hmmm

if a deadline is 12:00, is the latest you can submit it at 11:59 or 12:00?

can imagine him going "wehh"

Play videogames all day or contribute to toilbergs bank account... really is a conundrum

ciao lads :3

It's not that I'm good at none of them just not good enough to earn a living from doing just that, nor would I want the stress of being in those fields of work to make ends meet

1500 words you FREAK

defending against CyBeR tHrEaTs is my passion though

lads want me to go out

can't be arsed really (like last weekend) haha

always thought he looked like one of those goblins working in the bank in harry potter

he seems really nice though

haha yeah same with me

minus the lads though, I don't have any haha

59

I am the best man that ever put on a pakr of hands. I'd wear them off your face. As true as I'm here

anyone under 25 is zoomer trash

yas queen slay

The skillet behind that? Absolutely.

well what did you write? post it in a pastebin so I can provide constructive criticism

got work in an hour

Just finished my quarterly review of the Greggs ham roll, it’s hard work but the pay is worth it

Me? I'd beat any man bred from a mother

haven’t been asked to go out for a long long time

has life been fair to me?
no
but have I done my best to be the best version of myself possible, striven each and every day to become the person I know I could be?
also no

hola

None of ye wouldn't be man enough to wear my coat

no don't drink that, that's BREXIT JUICE!

oof ouchie my economy oof

stop talking to yourselves

got a 250 word essay due by next fortnight
absolutely bricking it

lads

Me? I mine FuckToken's

He’s a staffy

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Rune man

i doubt my course would be so autistic as to mark me with 0 for submitting it at 12:00 on the minute
it wasn't 12:01, it was 12:00

how many babies has it mutilated?

A real fight lasts over 40 minutes. Mouths should be broke. Noses should be broke. 15 or 16 stitches. Thats what I call a fight. Thats what I could do. Break a man up

Donde esta Beto?

setting up runscape. give me your character names and ill find you

finns are strange

love how everyone gets intimidated by my dog even though hes the softest mong ever, mr cuddles by name mr cuddles by nature

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