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GF simulators edition

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lmao did you just post this in the webm for other boards thread
also lei feng twat just posted one too prepare for an incoming feng

GIVE ME AN ASMR GF NOW

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how come i cant find any fellow players in runescape. im out of the tutorial . dont want to quest alone desu

asmr waifus are the most pathetic and sad thing to appear on the internet since Jow Forums itself

PLEASE MASSA TOILBERG, I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M BEGGING YOU JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY! PLEASE! JUST ONE MORE! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK!!!!!

15% of leave voters and 11% of remain voters in Britain believed that, regardless of who was officially in charge in government, the world was run by a secret global cabal of people who control events together.

lol

Do the vocaroo, yank

gf told me she's gonna "flay my dick" with her feet, am extremely aroused

even 3/10 munters get hundreds of messages on dating sites and I get zero
why is life so hard for us men?

Never broken the law.

Fucking HOWLING at the media's obsession with exaggerating far-right terrorism

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sue

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who told them about the bogdanovs?

*pays for a personnalised asmr gf roleplay video*
who said money can't buy happiness?

they're not wrong

British media is EXTREMELY russophobic.

no one cares rorke you're on the wrong board

>Yeah mate, I fucking hate thieving gypo cunts. Fucking pikeys
Say it yank. I want to cringe

women only need to fulfil the same criteria as a fleshlight. men need to be much more

>lmao did you just post this in the webm for other boards thread
Haha wtf!!! No way!

those numbers need to be higher

woke as fuck

It's you that is, paki.

this is way homosexuality is objectively superior to heterosexuality

homealone is mikey the pikey, btw.

Cancel Brexit u fags

don't get aggy i made the thread and got a notification

what is that in real numbers then?
26% of 33 million who voted either way?

Nah

you cannot be aggro louis

Stop being a tax haven

>don't get aggy

the person you're replying to there wasn't the OP of this thread (me)

There was one person left in the world who hadn't chimed in, and now they finally have

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hey guys, I'm the right wing extremists that you've probably already heard about. I'm here today to radicalise y'all a little haha.

so, uh, why don't we start by going around, everyone tell their name and what they do for fun and why you hate black people or "niggers" as I like to call them.

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new tiktok from our queen lads

rare cruise ship twat

Which is good
No one wants to get novichoked

look out it's THE /brit/ POWER RANKINGS

1. silly whimsical /brit/
2. cheeky banterous /brit/
3. comfy supportive /brit
4. patriotic cultural /brit/
5. rebellious janslamming /brit/
6. regional tribal /brit/
7. melancholy introspective /brit/
POWER GAP
8. belligerent abusive /brit/
9. angry political /brit/
10. sycophantic tripfag infested /brit/

Vf

shocked that the numbers are so low.

That's true, we need to have 'baddies' to "be together" against. Russia is the latest candidate and Poot eats it up, as long as the West is aggressive towards Russia he's going to have domestic support.

love some polonium in me drinks

Don't like foreigners. Simple as.

centre right - "I think that we should have better control on immigration to make sure that immigration is an overall benefit to the economy and society as a whole"

far left - "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING RACIST NAZI FAR RIGHT HITLER WANNABE DEVIL WE NEED OPEN BOARDERS AND LESS WHITE PEOPLE NOOOOOOOW"

>About 16% of referrals to the government's anti-radicalisation programme, Prevent, were because of far-right concerns in 2016-17, official figures show.

>That compares to 61% of the 6,093 people who were referred because of Islamist extremism.

Ah yes, so glad to see they're tackling the issues that really matter.

whers su brit

8.58 million people are on track to being redpilled on the JQ? Is that what you're saying?

It takes the right combination of maybe 10-15 men to change the world

where's 190

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

where the fuck is that

what do those numbers look like when scaled to population sizes?

cringe

Any Asmr man in?

based

I don't mean to brag but it's horribly uncomfortable unlike anything you've ever fantasized in these terms when a heap of girls you don't like are after you, it's equally creepy as with fat or ugly girls that insist on dating you and refuse to accept that you're uninterested
It's how women must feel with their orbiters

It's roughly equal to the number of dribbling fucktards in any population.

>cringe

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superior whore

>centre left : i think we need to redistribute wealth a little better, the gap between haves and have-nots is getting too wide

>far right : WTF YOU LITERAL COMMUNIST STALIN WANNABE, YOU GONNA SEND PEOPLE TO THE GULAGS!?!!?

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What’s the best gf simulator game? I want to check it out

If I go to britbongistan, manage to prove KGB/Pootin is after me and get asylum, how much worth of gibs will I get?

she looks vapid and soulless, clearly doing it just for betabux
the other one at least had a sense of innocence about her

it's called life

have shagged her once
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Even worse I imagine.

this slag is literally milking her beta orbiter fame in the most desperate way possible that it makes her look worse than the original orbiters

Difficult crowd, huh?
Alright, tell you what, how about we all think about things the Jews have done to us in the past? Anyone here ever lost their job? Got rejected by a white girl? Come on folks, this could be fun!

dont like her
maybe shes more bearable off camera but i doubt it actually
genuinely dont like her

Thats why I don't vote

whats some good asmr gfs i only know about hungry lips

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That's fucking 35 million people or something isn't it?
WEW

hebraic hands scrawled this post

you will be given a state issued brit gf bodyguard

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I can't vote anyways. I don't pay taxes

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>uses chemical weapons on foreign soil
>media hates the culprit
hm, I wonder why

Right-Wing Radicalizer would be a good band name

am sinti
am proud
am always paying me taxes

Now THAT'S the spirit! Tell me more about your thoughts on the Jewish poeple, or "kikes" as I have nicknamed them. Aren't they horribly obnoxious?

seven should be higher

mate i think you've got us confused with the home office
here you go:
gov.uk/government/organisations/home-office

the waldo moment

yikes

Ah yes, you're on of those "I don't believe Irish Travellers are ethnically Irish even after all those dna tests" people

I already tried that one, it’s too hard for me :(
I‘m going to try this, thanks

God i'm so fucking lonely

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centre right - "it's an objective fact that a higher percentage of non-whites are more likely to commit crime and multiculturalism does not work because non-white communities tend to live closely together are hostile to outsiders"

far left - "WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST BIGOT STOP USING FACTS AND LOGIC TO TRY TO JUSTIFY YOUR HATRED. YOU ARE AN EVIL WHITE MAN AND YOU NEED TO DIE"

il momento del waldo

can't stop thinking about the gf literally mangling my dick with her feet lads is this normal

>inb4 nazi virgins think this is people blaming the jewish boogieman

Good

Why follow some obscure link when you have a Jow Forums full of anons at your service like a personal army, ha?

stop banging on about things that don't exist and/or matter so little that they may as well not exist:
eg. right-wing radicalisation and the Irish

>say something funny
>That is very funny!
wow... the level of realism is astounding honestly

Kikes? I'll tell ya, I don't really like em that much. To tell you the truth, not to sound over the top here, but I think they make great candles.
*crowd laughs*
I was just doing the local kosher candle shop yesterday and the quality of these th--
*crowd erupts in laughter*
You people are racist! You thought I meant the Jewish concentration camp candles, didn't you? You people are sick
*standing ovation*

You've been watching Norm McDonald!

Anyone ever noticed how there's A LOT of black people on TV lately? Anyone think that's too many? Nothing wrong with black people of course; but anyone get the feeling they'd be better off herded into concentration camps and killed off at an industrial scale?

just asking questions, anyone agree?

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proper kino film lads