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How tough is it to learn Jew speak?

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Aleph bet vet gimel daled hay (to the tune of now I know my abcs)...

It's not hard the language is simple but you will need to learn the alphabet and one or two weird pronunciations

Remember to read it right-to-left

If I read the first 5 letters as if it were a word it sounds like the spanish word for a female lawyer lol - it's been some time since I've read without vowels (9r bee in in Israel) but my favorite part is pronouncing without them and having Hebrew speakers tell me if I'm right or not

>female lawyer
advogada?

Abogada if I'm remembering correctly

Arabic is usually rated as one of the most difficult to learn, so I'd guess the same applies for Heeb as they work fundamentally the same

Perhaps. Best part about hebrew learning is recognizing roots - here is an example using english characters:
Lets say P-G-S unconnected by vowels has a root generally meaning "fire". So words like PAGES and SPEGIS have a meaning related to fire. There is a lot of this in Hebrew and some may find it poetic

Yeah that 3 consonant thing seems to be common in those languages

avgadavazachtikalamanasapatzkareshet

hebrew has gendered verbs apparently
miss me with that shit
how do you even translate stuff into hebrew?

>gendered verbs
shit, that reminds of Japanese conjugating adjectives in the past

>how do you even translate stuff into hebrew?

Just like you do with every other language?

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You dont, the goyim can never know!
But seriously, no idea, probably some info gets lost but that's most translation.

Also hebrew is catching up with a fast changing world so new words are added a lot

That's more of a flaw of English rather than a flaw of Hebrew.

>probably some info gets lost but that's most translation.

The opposite is more likely.

Fuck Israel and Fuck America.

We are talking about languages bud, do you see the sticky every time you click f5?

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Part of what makes Arabic difficult is the lack of cognates. Hebrew has a fair amount of cognates.

>hebrew has gendered verbs apparently

So do all Slavic languages. Heck, chances are it's something that was introduced into Hebrew through the Slavic-speaking majority that created the modern state.

>Greece can't be trusted with finances.
>Greeks are actually more stupid than the dumbest bydlo you could ever find on the streets.
Checks out.

Can Jews read ancient Hebrew?