You wake up in denmark

Probably step on a lego by accident

Celebrate I got outta putinland

Buy an airline ticket and go back to Madrid

no mean comments. denmark is a country of love

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Why are you showing pictures of Chernobyl?

Can't do shit in there if I don't know Danish. So I'll try to fuck off to my shithole.

Open up a restaurant and collect debt from drug dealers and gamblers

Fuck every whore on Istedgade.

Ryyb & narc

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Probably try to live asap. I can barely stand winter in France, I can only dread what it must be in denmark, I think i'd go quite mad.

take the 30 min train back home

Kill all swedoids in sight and receive sex from danish ladies

kms

The simpsons really capture that brown sky

start assaulting every dane i come across

go back to France

>buy cheap alcohol
>take train home

I immediately begin running around looking for one of these

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Make sure I'm not in Swedish Denmark, if I am - move to Jutland post haste.

Then drink.

Walk home.

Cry

Based and, dare I say it, redpilled?

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>no one is even reacting
I'm guessing this is a normal occurrence?

overrated

why would they?
the man has to piss, he's had 12 tuborgs
see how he smokes simultaneously, not wasting any precious drinking time

I call that based

Swim back to Ingerland

Take the boat home,fuck that red hot dog pisshole

Ey, those red hot dogs are delish.

They taste like flour

Honestly, kind of ideal. When I was younger, I had this convoluted plan to move to denmark, but plans fell through because of both life responsibilities and the fact that i dont really know how i would move to denmark

>being of sane mind
>wanting to move to d*nmark
Pick one. You do realize you'd be surrounded by d*nes all the time, right?

why is this thread full of butthurt snowniggers?

come visit one day maybe and see for yourself

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Is that århus?

curse the callous turn of the wheel that has condemned me to such a waking hell

yes. taken from aros art museum

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of all the other nordic countries that could have chimed in to give me shit for wanting to live in denmark when i was in high school, it just HAD to be the least desirable one to move to of them all

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>least desireable one
>not denmark
Wew, you sure have painted yourself quite a good dream picture of denmark.

Hey man, I didn't say denmark was some utopian dreamland, I just said it's better than sweden, and so is finland, norway, and iceland.

i would probably try to visit some place related to lego idk

:) ofc they are

Take a train to Lund to see relatives.

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search for the godess ex prostitute milf with the anus of heavens and fuck her till my pee pee hurts

Die apparently

i once had a painting hanging in that museum

Honestly, first thing I'd do is try the beef.
I would get a good burger or steak somewhere.

t. read Denmark has some of the best beef

I would visit my grandparents in Svendborg

Peach time

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start leeching welfare

file for asylum.

kms

i'd cry tears of joy for i made it out of canada. go to immigration office and file for work visa and look to learn danish.