Your cunt

>X-Files theme starts playing

>i remember when my best friend used to lie to me
I was that friend. I told my friend that you could unlock DBZ characters in smash bros if you beat the game as every character at the hardest difficulty. I think I eventually made it more demanding when he got close to doing it, like saying you had to do it 50 times or something like that

You can steal a little prop plane, but it has cut wings and is hard as fuck to fly

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Well, you can fly on dodo
You can also get inside the giant aircraft in vcs

>that you can steal and fly an airplane in GTA 3
But you can. It's called the Dodo you big dummy

GTA: Belize

My new favorite myth

Flag
That Big Smoke was stalling with his huge order to buy time for Ballas to drive by

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holy fucking fuck

Okay this is epic

I haven't even heard of that one, but it actually makes sense.

All the ones from misterix mod

The one with cjs ghost mom it made me afraid to go into the main house

nah, he was talking about those passenger planes that you can see in the sky. i remember that small cessna-type plane

based

the planes randomly crashing into mountains and hillsides used to spook me

youtube.com/watch?v=bGNZu4yylms

holy fuck this one is good

No it doesn't considering he was inside the car they were gonna shoot full of holes

Not really a myth as much as it's clever writing.

Not real, if it was X-files theme would be playing

Oh but of course.

why would he plan a drive by on a car that hes in
especially since hes the biggest target
and why would average low tier ballas know that smoke is a double agent

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Norman_Bates

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>mfw /v/edditors always whine how new games are shit and nothing will be good as GTA 3, VC and SA
>mfw i had shitloads of fun with GTA 5 and right now im having the most fun in a game playing RDR 2 probably since San Andreas came out
FUCK boomers

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I wonder what myths people will come up with for RDR 2.

the GTA games have gotten better and better per release with few exceptions. GTA V > San Andreas > IV > everything else by order of release

>be me 12 yo
>bought the game right after release
>fren told me you can fuck women in the game
>spent 3 days going through missions
>the one where you are with this crazy chick in wooden shack near some mountain
>tfw black screen and some moans
I stil jerked off to that tho. Also later I found out you can just buy a hooker

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Now that's pod racing

The linked Ed Gein article looks more interesting

tfw only had gta 3 as a kid

Gta 3 had Darkel as it's main myth
gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Darkel

Pirated Vice City was the first game my dad got me when we got our first pc. My 2nd game was Heroes of Might and Magic 3 from a friend

GTA SA videos were the first thing I ever watched when I first discovered YT back in 2007
>tfw remembering all the videos about bigfoot with linkin park playing in the background
Comfy times, miss it loads

Lot of the myth videos from 2007 played a lot of metal/nu metal as background music, then they got an upgrade and went to the x file theme.

gta-myths.wikia.com/wiki/Mothman_(GTA_SA)

>x file theme
Yeah I remember that as well. A lot of them also had the requiem for a dream song and a song from the matrix (don't remember the name)