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yasser did nothing wrong Edition

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slags

>yasser did nothing wrong

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How is Russel Howard a cunt? Seems like a nice lad to me

and ting

it was a LARP, lol. I'm actually a white man from Newcastle haha x

Did you forget all the terrorist attacks mate

remember that time Egypt made peace with Israel so Libya got so mad they tried to invade Egypt to stop them making peace with Israel but the Egpytian army heemed the Libyan army into the stratosphere and started invading Libya but then the Arab League said please don't invade Libya so egypt said okay I won't invade Libya and then there was peace again?
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You what? Theres a group of people left in england that are actually conservative of their culture, white, catholic and love having kids a-and they don't pay mr taxberg? Get rid of them now

t. Estrogen addled meat eater

t. Little fairy

All Bristolians are bellends, prove me wrong

>y-y-you must pay mr taxberg l-like me
nah lad, fuck off

Which?

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do you get Heinz tinned spaghetti, beans, etc?

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Consulting the captain's cube

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>Catholic
>English Culture
Don't mix mate

>I'll steal your shit but you can fuck off
this is why everyone thinks you're subhumans

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>'british food' shops
what are they like?

come home white man

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>posts my hand
Not so fast, mr curry
What shit? You haven't given me anything

Chaucer and Shakespeare were catholics
Checkmate

>mikey the paki
yeah I don't think so mate

Used to love crystal maze but all the contestants were always wank and retarded

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Yeah but you can get 'English Recipe' ones too

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Max crisps and whole milk

Straight down the gullet

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Like asian shops here.

kek

USA- Boston Marathon bombings- 3 deaths, 183 injured
UK- Murder of Lee Rigby- 2 deaths
France- La Défense attack- 1 injured
Belgium- Jewish Museum shooting- 4 deaths
Australia- Endeavour Hills stabbings- 1 death, 2 injured
Canada- Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu ramming attack- 1 death, 1 injured
Canada- Parliament Hill shootings- 1 death, 3 injured
USA- Queens hatchet attack- 5 injured
Australia- Sydney hostage crisis- 3 deaths, 4 injured
France- Tour police station stabbing- 1 death, 3 injured
France- Dijon attack- 11 injured
France- Charlie Hebdo attacks- 20 deaths, 22 injured
France- Porte de Vincennes hostage crisis- 4 deaths, 9 injured
Denmark- Copenhagen shootings- 2 deaths, 5 injured
USA- Curtis Culwell Center attack- 2 deaths, 1 injured
France- Saint-Quentin-Fallavier attack- 1 death, 11 injured
USA- Chattanooga shootings- 7 deaths, 2 injured
France- Thalys train attack- 5 injured
Australia- Parramatta shooting- 4 deaths
France- November 2015 attacks- 137 deaths, 368 injured
USA- San Bernardino attack- 14 deaths, 22 injured
France- Paris police station attack- 1 death
Belgium- Brussels bombings- 35 dead, 340 injured
USA- Orlando nightclub shooting- 49 dead, 53 injured
France- Magnanville stabbing- 2 deaths
France- Bastille Day Nice attack- 87 deaths, 434 injured
Germany- Würzburg train attack- 1 death, 5 injured
Germany- Ansbach bombing- 1 death, 15 injured
France- Normandy church attack- 3 deaths
USA- Ohio State University attack- 11 deaths
Germany- Berlin attack- 12 deaths, 56 injured
France- Paris machete attack- 1 injured
France- Orly airport shooting- 4 deaths
UK- Westminster attack- 5 deaths, 49 injured
Sweden- Stockholm attack- 5 deaths, 14 injured
USA- Fresno shooting- 4 deaths
France- Shooting of Paris police officers- 1 death, 3 injured
Italy- Milan stabbing- 3 injured
UK- Manchester Arena bombing- 22 deaths, 116 injured
UK- London Bridge attacks- 7 deaths, 48 injured

Not a full list by any means.

right whos up for a shag

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They're all online because the vast majority of Brits integrate well enough that there isn't reason for them like the chink shops in Aus/NZ or the Pole shops in the UK

all me

I want a posh brit girl to spit in my face, call me a worthless commoner peasant unfit to grace her presence while she jacks me off with her feet.

Grim to think what the 'non English' recipe is

the ratio of indians on the english speaking internet is only going to increase at an incredible rate for years to come
the indians in /brit/ are good lads but we're facing the prospect of a billion low caste pajeets asking for bobs and vagine

it's already started and it will only get worse

Normdrones at work were talking about a TV show called Celebs Go Dating

Can't believe I'm the same species as these braindead cretins

B&R

>beaNZ
don't make me come down there

nasty little THOT

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started listening to Yung Lean ironically but now I unironically like him

I genuinely couldn't tell the difference but I do mainly eat beans as part of a full English which I save for the special occassion of when I have hangovers so maybe it's not the best time for a taste test. I'll grab one of each from the shop later on and try them blind tonight i think

The Pakis should have finished the job

Need to pick through those a bit but many of them are entirely legitimate military operations.All attacks on military or police targets and reprisals against global aggressors like the September 11th 2001 operation are to be supported.

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coooooorrr
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Integrate into what? “Kiwi culture”? Lol

I've seen enough pictures of girls posing sticking their arses out in skimpy or no clothing for a lifetime
Think I've become a queer through witnessing the rapid decline of women. Almost every woman in 2018 is about one viral tweet away from being a prostitute or pornstar

Inb4 some fat ugly freak calls me a virgin

i went to a british shop in vienna and bought a can of tango
was a lot of yank, aussie, canadian things too but the shop was advertised as a british shop with big union jacks on the shop front

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pass is unironically not working

forgot about most of these
they aren't very interesting, narratively.

*crack*
*sip*
*ah*
now, 9/11, that was islamic terrorism.

Mboko, hang yourself.

im a gamer

>Normdrones at work were talking about a TV show called Celebs Go Dating
>Can't believe I'm the same species as these braindead cretins

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same
fucking annoying

the bank put Lenny in charge

Don't like dravidians

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Well, yes, integrate into Kiwi life. It's incredibly similar to the UK but there are pretty obvious differences.

Gaymers rise up

>absolutely can't get prawn cocktail crisps in New Zealand unless you pay like 4x the price of a normal pack of crisps
but why? i'm guessing you have smiths in NZ, the aussie walkers
why the fuck don't do they do prawn cocktail?

You need to make sure you manually direct yourself to Jow Forums.org

not been this miserable in well over a year lads

please don't mock my life aspirations

Well if it makes you happy right? Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted right chap? Fuck it

Virgéne Freaque

do you ever get worried about china lads?

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brits have a sense of self-awareness that most other people lack and that's quite admirable
shame about the ugly faces

Stop being so elitist! You’re a meanie!

No

Yeah but then I remember they haven't won a war in over 400 years.

alri mate we're not all brain surgeons

Pass has been on & off all day.

won't be reporting any based racists
won't be reporting any based NSFW spammers

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oh come on now
i wonder why it's easier for us to integrate than chinks or poles
even half of the normal stuff in your shops would be british that you'd struggle to get in continental europe

daddy likes

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im a streamer gamer

Had a hard day today down at the brain surgery clinic

If I become a gamer will I be blissfully unaware of everything outside of gamer world? You know what they say if you can't beat them join them. Going to become a GAMER.

Where do I begin fellow gamers

No idea mate, they also don't do doritos chilli heatwave (red doritos packets are 'cheese supreme') also blue is ready salted, pink is salt n vinegar and cheese and onion are yellow

Isolated incidents, islam is a religion of peace, no true muslim, they did it because of western oppression

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Yes
Their authoritarianism is surgical in it's precision and knows no bounds

no, they're a paper tiger and their supreme leader gets insecure when he's compared to Winnie the Pooh

China is pathetic , I spit on it

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