Bartender? Give me 568.261 millilitres of beer please

When straws become outlawed, only outlaws will have straws

>grasping at straws

Drinking beer through straws will get you beat up even more quickly than buying beer in 330 ml bottles here in Germany.

Based
My state is moving towards banning them outright but right now we only banned disposable plastic straws

Gotta bring along my goggles when I'm at a dive

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Bartender: FUCK OFF YANK

FUCK UFF YUNK*

What is McDonalds going to do?

>this glass it's about three thumbs and five toenails high

I think nowadays pint is half liter

Make bio degradable ones

>Waiter? I ordered 534.219245084896230 cubic centimetres of water. This is .000258328497294 cubic metres.

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they're making cardboard straws

liquid is sold in round numbers you dumb mutt

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Well, the EU might bringt that to us too.
Pic very much related.

So the bartender takes a sip of every glas before he hands them out and tell you "it was a pint! you totally saw it, right?"
Man, anglos are really weird.

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Wow I am 272626 nails tall and 68 baskets of linen.

>I was sure i bought 23 quarters of a cow's bladder of milk but this is only 15 of a third of a beef's big intestine, what gives?

Bavarians can fuck off.

>(You)s are really gone
>even on mobile
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Yes waiter, I ordered a foot long of bread but I put my bread on the ground next to my foot and not only is it now dirty and unedible but it also isn't as long as my foot

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Loving it desu

Can someone explain the Burgers wrench size system to me? They seem to have really stupid numbers in that.

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Beware the beer nazi

>reeeeee fractions are hard

>why use the decimal system when you can use odd fractions

(You)s were a mistake to begin with, I remember Jow Forums of old (not that old even, just a few years) it was much better without the (You)s.

the migration to 4channel was a mistake, but this isn't.

to be fair you deserve to get beaten up if you drink beer with a straw.

wait (you)s are gone? wtf? someone prove it to me pls

I really don't know how I tolerated using Jow Forums without quote previews and quote backlinking though. You literally had to search following posts for quotes containing your post number to figure out whether someone's replied to you. You can still turn it off today, and it makes it absolutely unbearable.

I don't believe it

True

He's still a nazi though

You can still get (You)s with Jow Forums Gold

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all Germans are.

What did anglo mean by the 568.261 millilitres? We even made a can of this meme size.

Ain't it easier to just use 500ml?

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>Waiter, I'll take a .1135 kilogramer with cheese, please.

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>Jow Forums
What?

or just clover

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Everywhere in the Anglosphere uses Pints at pubs, but bottles of beer are sold in 330ml units.

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