*dabs on your continent*
*dabs on your continent*
Alexander Thomas
Jackson Myers
Why are europoors so small?
Carson Nguyen
>eurosmalls
Jackson Sanders
Yeehaw mother fuckers
*BANG BANG BANG*
Parker Perry
I usually hate Texas but this pretty based
Brayden Adams
EUROPOORS BTFO
Asher Foster
Luke Mitchell
> Third world countries trying to banter
Jayden Hughes
>tax haven
Ryder Cooper
>swisssmall
Christian Harris
Shut the fuck up Mohamed
Levi Campbell
Bigger than you Tyrone.
Daniel Price
and now for the American version.
Brody Rogers
>peter (((temin)))
Jason Ramirez
> Be american
> Go bankrupt because of medical bills
Cooper Hall
>swisstiny
Charles Phillips
> Be american
> Have almost highest child poverty rate in the world
Liam Gomez
>be swiss
>be neutral like a little bitch
>be irrelevant
William Morales
>swisslittle
Bentley Kelly
Not as tiny as your bank account you poorfag
Joshua Ramirez
Isn't thisnrobbing creditors of valuable information about potential loan customers? How will you know if someone will pay back a mortgage if you don't have a record of consistent medical payments?
Noah Peterson
>swissmini
Cameron Parker
> Be american
> Be poor
Adrian Brooks
The most Chad nations are developing.
e.g. China, India, USA, Poland
Kevin Perez
>swissteeny
Brayden Gray
t. Zhang Patel Ricardo Zbseszszszszszsszejewski
Mason Nelson
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matthew Robinson
> Be mutt
> Be poor
Liam Anderson
So there's millions of spics here, what's new
Noah Sanchez
>swisscramped
Jose Jones
Henry Scott
CLIMATELET
Jose Perez
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
Joseph Phillips
>Japan
What?
William Williams
> Be american
> Have third world infrastructure
Brayden Harris
Why is America's population so small? Given the unfair amount of habitable land and resources they should easily fit a billion people
Adam Gonzalez
In that case it's still embarassing because Switzerland can either:
A) run a country without importing wage-lowering migrants
or B) has wage-lowering migrants but still dabs on our statistics
Anthony Roberts
>swissmicroscopic
Zachary Allen
based
Aaron Adams
Western half is just undeveloped land like mountains, desert, and other isolated shit. The landscape is very pretty, but too remote.
Jordan Gutierrez
>be swiss
>only known for swiss miss hot chocolate mix
Bentley Lopez
Yes but that's the same with China
Brayden Rogers
> Be american
> Lose war against vietnamese farmers
Jose Kelly
huehuehuehuehue
Nicholas Sullivan
The US didn't even exist 300 years ago, now we're the 3rd most populous country on earth
Henry Ward
>swiss "identity" is just pocket knives, chocolate, and being neutral
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Wyatt Murphy
>be swiss
>no historical importance
Samuel Hill
>swisscompact
Jaxon Collins
HUE
Carter Cruz
> Be swiss
> Be best country in the world
Chase Cook
China had like 4000 years to breed like insects.
John Wilson
>swissitty-bitty
Landon Kelly
> Be swiss
> Be better than the United shitstains at literally everything
Jackson Reed
>be american
>Have spacecraft outside the fucking solar system
Ian Thompson
>swisspetite
Henry Allen
> Be american
> Be underdeveloped shithole
David Johnson
> be american
> have identity crisis
Luis Turner
>swissminiscule
Juan Morales
> be american
> have a shit life
Landon Cook
>be swiss
>be tiny
>get angry
Carson Butler
>Be swiss
>Police threaten you with tickets if you drive a nice car
Nathaniel Green
>swissinadequate
Anthony Price
> be american
> life in literal gutters
Ayden Green
>be swiss
>take shower at night
>go to jail
Aiden Lopez
>muh detroit
I get the bantz but some of you seem to take the shitposting memes a bit too seriously.
Chase Clark
*blocks your path and some of Canadas
Sebastian Hughes
He's trying to piss off Americans
Dayum
Jayden Adams
>swissmeager
Oliver Diaz
> Be american
> Get shot
Caleb Harris
>swissmidget
Christian Miller
I'd much rather live in Austria than Switzerland desu
Eli Wood
>be american
>also be rich
>have zero problems
loling at europoors
Hudson Murphy
Ayden Rogers
> Be american
> Be exploited wageslave without paid holiday
Tyler Wood
You also get to keep 75% of your paycheck while they see less than half
Leo Adams
>swisspuny
Anthony Rodriguez
>Australia is around the same size as the United States. United States is approximately 9,833,517 sq km, while Australia is approximately 7,741,220 sq km. Meanwhile, the population of United States is ~324 million people (301 million fewer people live in Australia).
Fuck off we're full.
Luis Cruz
But not better at having sea access and large amounts of land
gottem
Jaxson Sanchez
Is Australia bigger than the lower 48 states?
Bentley Torres
> be american
> Have no history
> Have no identity
> Have no culture
Jordan Powell
>be swiss
>
>...
>who?
Isaiah Nguyen
>swissminiature
Dylan Wilson
Really fresh ideas you're contributing here
Jaxon Fisher
> Be swiss
> Have low taxes and good social services
Oliver Rogers
How many of those do you still have any power over?
Jacob Fisher
More than your government has power over the bits of Mexico controlled by cartels.
Nicholas Fisher
>15,940 sq miles
at least yall niggas bigger than Maryland lmao, our 9th smallest state.
Nathaniel Kelly
> be swiss
> Successfully trigger amerisharts and derail their mutt thread into oblivion
Good night dear mutts, was a pleasure.
Camden Davis
why does every american country end up in a shitty status and with high homicide rate (except canada)
Nolan Green
US history has more accomplishments in the past 70 years than your entire country has since it's founding
Isaiah Bennett
cope
Jayden Richardson
>be anybody
>successfully pwn(?) some random guys on a website
pretty cringe but okay
Tyler Morgan
Most of them are your fault
Nathaniel Roberts
oof
Adam Baker
doesn't change the fact you're tiny
hahahahahaahahahaha
Gabriel Brown
>Be Swiss
>Live in a tiny piece of land compared to Texas
cannot fabricate
Isaiah Campbell
>be swiss
>fail to trigger people
>leave
Carson Walker
Stop bullying little Swiss, or I will do you know what
Justin Evans
doesnt work that way sweetie, they independized themselves from Castille, or are you a butthurt mexinarco that thinks his life is Spain's fault?
Cooper Torres
PEW PEW