Finland Appreciation Post

I love Finland. Story time.

>be me
>dad watches a lot of hockey
>slowly learn more about Finland through hockey
>dad also tells me about his Finnish friend back in the day when he used to play as a hobby
>begin reading about Finnish history on my own
>instinctual freedom senses triggered by Winter/Continuation/Lapland Wars
>this year finally go to Helsinki
>meet my dad's hockey friend
>go to the Carnival of Lights with his family
>they give me delicious Karl Fazer chocolate to take home
>go to Suomenlinna the next day

I unfortunately had to leave shortly after that. But I really want to go back and stay for much longer.

Please share interesting facts about Finland, maybe I will learn something new today

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fuck Finland
desolate shithole full of forest gnomes who are some of most mentally deficient people on earth
subhumans who if killed world would be a better place

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>begin reading about Finnish history
>Winter/Continuation/Lapland Wars
God damnit

I've read more than that though. I've read some about the Swedish period prior to 1809, and the Russian period afterwards. Also prehistory but that's obvious

Helsinki isn't proper Finland it's a wannabe international pseudometropol.

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Fun fact: finland was supposed to be a monarchy with prince Frederick Charles of Hesse as its king, but germany got so fucked in ww1 that the everyone pretty much decided it was probably for the best to forget the whole thing. His whole title was supposed to be: "King of Finland and Karelia, Duke of Ă…land, Grand Duke of Lapland, Lord of Kaleva and the North"

I think the guy still has some relatives alive that could technically claim right to the crown, would be pretty memey if that ever happened.

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According to Aki Kaurismaki's films, Finland is a rock place where everyone smokes, drinks, and talks in a very deadpan way.

>Karelia
take it back, Pekka

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Yeah you're right, I know. I really wanted to visit other places and see the country proper but the time I had for this trip was so short, unfortunately. Maybe someday

Apparently one reason why vikings avoided colonising/invading too deep into finland was that they tought finns were some kind of shamans/witches n shieet. Dont know if they really belived it or if its just some scandi saga exaggerating.

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interesting facts

Those are some good facts tbqh.

Finland dont do this

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You know whats funny.

Fur doesnt sell so good anymore.
So now they just sell their feces.
Think about they are just cages so we can sell their shit and piss.

Absolutely correct

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>So now they just sell their feces.
>Think about they are just cages so we can sell their shit and piss.
For what purpose, as manure?

We sell the high quality shit to germans, they really love their scat.

I cant bealive someone is still buying fur in 2018, what can you do their feces? That doesnt make sense

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fuck finland and their pulp mill companies desu senpai

They sell their feces for bio-fuel. It's like literally the best revenge for all animal activists.

brutal
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>what can you do their feces?
Chinese delicacy

Is this real or mockumentary? youtube.com/watch?v=4cz9Ze_i8X8

Nope. The state cut some forestowners forests instead of the state owned one right next to it and the state refuses to pay back the lost wood.

Karpo was one of our most esteemed investigative journalist

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Kys cuck

>>begin reading about Finnish history on my own
You mean swedish history? :)

>>go to Suomenlinna the next day
>Suomenlinna
>Sulaymania

>Rare proxy

Karl Fazer was a swede who bought the receipt from a Swiss man.

> tfw no this Finnish issaschar tribe gf to breed nonstop
Hold me senpai

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you shut your whore mouth

fucking pampa niggers

Whats the best way to learn finnish? Can't find any good websites to do it.

Not even YLE's?

Typical Finnish "justice" system.

You should definitely go back and stay permanently. I think you will do very well there becase you like the country. You should do everything in your power to permanently settle in Finland, OP. Good luck!

hate the climate otherwise its ok

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