I just shat, and at the moment of weeping my ass, I just noticed there was blood on the toilet paper

I just shat, and at the moment of weeping my ass, I just noticed there was blood on the toilet paper

Am I gonna die lads??
And before you ask: no I have never taken a benis up my ass

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No. But if this becomes frequent then there is a chance that you might have Colon cancer.

Hemorrhoids probably

It happened to me in the past randomly a few times. Probably not a big deal but if it persists go to the doctor.

Im 19, aren't those things supposed to happen to old people only?
Also there was NO pain whatsoever, felt like a regular pooping session

This. I was unfortunate enough to have them once

Mine started when I was like 16 ;_;

Eat healthier foods incel freak

Extremely unbased frenchie. You are probably better off just eating a bullet

if it was a huge hard poo that was hard to pres out it's probably just regular bleeding. otherwise go to the ass doctor.

it scratched your rrhoids

It really depends, it could be nothing, it could be something, you haven't provided enough details.

How was your stool? soft or hard? what was the color of the stool? white, yellow, brown or black? How often do you evacuate (how many times per week?) Do you have any idea how much fiber you eat on a daily basis? How much water do you drink daily? Do you smoke? What was the color of the blood, was it bright red or was it a more dull color?

Answer all of these and we might start going somewhere.

Literally nothing, you wiped or shat too damn hard

>weeping my ass
I love cute foreigner grammar mistakes

>How was your stool? soft or hard?
Normal I guess, no diarrea or anything >what was the color of the stool? white, yellow, brown or black?
I didn't notice anything particular so brown
>How often do you evacuate (how many times per week?)
Usually around once every two days or so, sometimes everyday
>Do you have any idea how much fiber you eat on a daily basis?
No idea
>How much water do you drink daily?
A lot
>Do you smoke?
No.
>What was the color of the blood, was it bright red or was it a more dull color?
Bright red

what's wrong with it?

You would say "my ass is weeping"

No I meant when I was cleaning my ass.
Guess the word I was looking for was sweeping ?
Whatever, the panic of having ass cancer made me make mistakes

This, but go see a doctor (seriously). Maybe an irritable colon or a Crohn's

It’s “wiping my ass”, weeping means heavy crying

Like he’s mourning his ass

Dont worry, you are too young to have colon cancer and you didn't shit blood. Was it just on the toilet paper? It's normal, you might have small wounds or hemorrhoids. Happens all the take when I take a big, dry dump.

You just wiped too hard/long unless it’s a shit ton of blood in which case RIP

But yeah if it’s just a little blood that’s normal but you’re gonna have bad stingbutt lol

Right, thanks

Bright red blood is good, it means it means it comes from the end of your digestive system, so no cancer. Check your stool for blood for a while, and go see a doctor if you still bleed in a couple of days

Weeping is when tears come out of your eyes.
So he basically said he was crying from his anus.

he should have said "wiped".

Did you eat beetroots?
Some people will evacuate stools with a reddish color / or notice reddish spots on toilet paper after eating beetroots, that's quite common.

Are your stools usually brown? If they are, I reckon you don't have much to worry about (if they are black, I suggest you visit a doctor immediately). Yellow/white would indicate several other problems but since they're not that color we'll forget about those for now. Sometimes, when you just push hard or you have an abnormally long stool, it's common to have some small bleeding out of your anus.

If you're drinking enough water that's a good thing, but you also need enough fiber - fiber will reduce how much you strain and the pressure on your sphincter, reducing stress on the area and making bleeding/hemo less likely. I suggest you to start calculating how much fiber you eat on a daily basis. For young men (18-60) a general rule would be to eat around 30g of fiber daily. If you're not used to eating a lot of fiber, increase how much you eat "linearly", that is, don't start eating 30g of fiber daily out of nowhere, that'll cause bloating and possibly diarrhea. Start increasing your fiber intake by eating more fruits, adding oats/chia and more veggies to your meals. Keep hydrated, because the more fiber you eat, the more water your body needs.

Some fruits that can help you pass stools easier are:

Oats, papaya, flax meal, chia (ground or seeds), plums, prune juice, apples, bananas.

It doesn't seem like you have anything to worry about, but if this is causing you anxiety, I suggest you visit a gastroenterologist.

You're a man now user! Jokes apart only newfags never shat blood

That happens to me all of the time. Maybe I just wipe too much? But it happens each time...

Once you have them, you'll always have them.
Unless you go to surgery.
t. Has hemorrhoids

ah my 15 years