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I'm from Kaunas myself. Well, I mean I'm from the region and wen't to Vilnius with my brother to see the parade. One of my friends was marching in the parade. And seeing the new IFV of ours was pretty interesting. Finally we're getting some good shit

Maža*
It's all irrelevant, anyway. Small fry like us, if we're getting annexed, it won't be by military means.

Apibūdint "maža"

Why the defeatist attitude? If we have a K/D of at least 2 it'll be worth it.

Anything less than 21cm

Mano penis 15 cm ir plonas.

Truputį neperdideli standartai pas tave?

I like my beer like I like my benis - black.
No gomo xDDd

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>15 cm penis pasiekus pilną erekciją
>plonas kaip pieštukas
Aš NIEKADA nesugebėsiu patenkinti moters.

ot ne poxui

t. Čedas Perkūnbybis su 28 cm bybiu

juodas alus - geriausias alus
FAKTAS

>beerqueers
Degtinė > visas kitas šlamštas

That was very smiliar to Finnish. I tought that just Estonians, Hungarians and some oppressed tribes in Russia were related to us

>degtinė

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You guys like dark bere?

how many tanks does your army have in total?
3? 5? 10?
anyway, I'm sure it's a fucking hilarious number

No we are crypto Germans. Schlager + Lager

youtu.be/dal2otOcr70

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tbqh, the only reason we're buying tech is so that you guys have a forward supply depot
fuck yurop, we're dastardly like that

kai geriu, tai noriu nusigert, o ne apakt

We have a bunch of javelins to pop your tanks like tin cans

Nuo etanolio neapakankama, tai metanolis. Šiaip labai gerai kokteiliams ruošti šitas lenkijos ekstraktas.

>lager
jėzau marija kaip baisu

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What am I supposed to do with a thin 15 cm penis?

Patenkinti merginą. Pornas yra mėmė, kuri nėra tikras gyvenimas

>dydis nesvarbu! merginoms nepatinka dideli bybiai!

Šlūndros eina nachui. Broliai pieš šliūndras

Physically impossible with a modern woman.
Those gaping craters require 30cm at the least.

>30cm
Stop fucking hamplanets.

Oh, nah. Those require actual harpoons. That's beyond my natural capabilities.

Look lad, all I know my dick is about 17-18 centimeters long, and if I stick it all in, my gf squeels like a stuck pig, and the fun is over for the night. If you need an extra decametre to get past the fat flabs you're porking a hamplanet. Don't do that. No one benefits in that scenario.

Broliai mano nekaltybės neatims.
This
It hurts to live knowing a woman will never feel good because of my penis.

Where the fuck are all Estonians and L*tvians?

No such thing. Only russians now.

You are very blessed to have such a caring and empathetic gf.

We wuz balt

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Do you guys have such pics about your cunts?
Pls provide if yes

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>I will NEVER have a gf who squeels like a stuck pig when I stick it all in
>it's only because my penis is 15 cm and thin

Don't think I've ever seen one depicting separate regions, but there a few derogatory ones.

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Every time I take a piss I am reminded of my greatest shame. I will never have a big cock.

>tfw 23cm micropenis

23 cm is enough to satisfy a woman. Stop pretending to be a dicklet like me. You don't know how it feels.

>23 cm is enough to satisfy a woman
Maybe a hundred years ago.

What is the current minimum?

even i know that there was a parade and your lovely friends Poles were there !!!!!

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185cm or 6ft for mutts

Thanks, we appreciate it.

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>twice my size
This is it. I am doomed. My 15 penis is too small to even quality as a penis.

1 m
if it doesn't touch the ground when you are standing then it's over for you

No way, you need atleast a good 32cm for the girl to actually feel anything and thats w/o an orgasm

good one, saved!

>32 cm
>no orgasm
Jesus fucking christ, just give it to me straight, how big to fully satisfy, including an orgasm?

You're basically a girl, sorry to say.
The decadent westerners seem to be into this sort of thing right now, so maybe you'd do well there.

youtube.com/watch?v=yYKyaMPLcws

Thread theme song.

1m when flaccid at the very least.

I don't want to be a woman. I want to be WITH a woman. And my 15 cm penis put an end to that dream.

Well, you know what they say: you play the hand you're dealt with.

How do Chads even contain their cocks in their pants?
I usually cross my legs in public transport because my 15 cm penis feels like nothing.

It okay though. If you get a gf i can let you watch when i satisfy her. Close enough to the real thing?

Thanks, haven't heard that one before.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rz16GnpdLRE

I can't get a gf with a 15 cm penis.

just tuck it between legs and hide between your buttcheeks

Then BE the gf.

just dont tell ur potential gf about dick's size before first sex

>not a real man
>but also not a real woman
I don't want to live in lies anymore

this feels inappropriately nostalgic

>You wake up in Birštonas

WAT DO?

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When she finds out she will take pictures and share it with her followers on Instagram or something. It will be very embarrassing.

walk back to Kaunas, I guess

>she will take pictures
just forbid her to take any pictures of ur small dick
easy

huh

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>rangebanned phone isp
>cant post images or make threads on wifi isp
why do mods hate us?

I'm so bored

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> nick and sammy have plans for some mde stuff again
> charls didn't join
fuck

Varom užsirašyt ant vaisko

What do baltbros wish for christmas this year?

Charls enjoys his comfy construction work and streaming on twitch, let the man be comfy in peace.

ką nx

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a bigger penis

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I just want to see the mde bois back together :(

Aaaah... this is the life... *sip*

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A penis that is bigger than 15 cm and not thin

think mde would have eventually made it big time if they didnt spaghetti too much on their show?

>le joke le ur head lole xDDDDD
Skaldyt galvas tokiem nx

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Thoughts?

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if they watered down their show it wouldn't be good
if sam kept his tone down on twitter things might've been different but probably not, bernstein or some other buzzfeed blogger would've eventually done what was done to pain hyde as NAHTZEE

Someone kill me

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true, but even some of the things they did make was a bit too edgy to get greenlit
youtu.be/4CC5N1_bZsQ

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