/brit/ - UK Drill edition

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The absolute state of that thread

/brit/ always was an anime general fuck off virgin

just a colony, probably temporary
apparently there's a long tradition of generals being attempted to be set up on Jow Forums but the "community" of Jow Forums, the pathetic virgins that are the board's regulars, autistically spam anime and porn until the general goes away. They legitimately have autism

if i was a girl i would have shagged literally every boy at school and uni. probably would have done a bukkake with the football team too ngl

Pilled and it's red

lmao imagine watching anime and calling someone else a virgin
the sheer hypocrisy

Have no gsces or degrees. Don't need that shite. Won't be working in b and m bargains

Forgot your trip Mikey

fucking state of sexhavers

the canadian FEARS her

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get fucked you nonce freak

ive never fucked a 14-16 year old girl and i think -18 prostitution is illegal worldwide if im not mistaken

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Seems you're correct. Am a bit drunk

>There's now a setting option under Navigation to display the full list of boards on 4channel.org

Hiro blinked first

So whats the deal with the passes eh cant get my passes working either
>works on my PC
>PM'd you the fix
oh no no no

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Chinky just arrived

Any girl who didn't already do this at school DEFINITELY did it at uni.

When I went to uni (rustlers, Edinburgh), the quiet girls who had been in my year at school all shagged in the first few weeks. Every single one. Even the quiet ones who had never had a boyfriend etc, all got dicked down as soon as they got away from home.

Did you ever make a new friend in your 20s lads? Someone at work invited me out last night and him and his mates are pretty cool.

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good lad. brit is an incel general. we are the hotbed (no pun intended) for global incel extremism

What’s his name?

Yeah but you don't make any more 'friends for life'. Unless you're a soldier or something.

I could have but for some reason I mostly chose to stick with my old close group of friends. I am scared to open myself up to new people and feel I'm in a comfort zone with the few friends I already have.

Are we allowed to post tasteful slags on 4channel?

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You can make new friends at any age.
It's not age that makes it more difficult, it's familiarity.

and yet not one of those so called quiet girls shagged me

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think my mates all think i'm abit nuts, looks to be another night in watching eu4 on twitch

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correct

quiet girls tend to have a higher number during uni bc confidence issues

they use the sex as validation

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almost

in a situation similar to yours, a sound guy from work invited me and another guy from work out along with some of his outside-work mates

we had a really good time but nothing came of it after that. I didn't invite him out in return because I never go out due to my autism and because I have no friends and prefer to be alone, where other people are spared my personality

I make friends easily but I also lose friends easily
A friend to all is a friend to none, as they say

I think people are disposable but not in the "I'm just being edgy" way, but in the "what sthe diagnosis doc?" way

Victoria 2 is better than any eu game and the best eu game is eu3

WTF Woody Allen is Jewish?

>tasteful
Looks like she pops out of cakes at bachelor parties

>a good 2 hours

more space and literally nothing to put there.
alice springs is more relevant than any canadian city.

get that hog on a treadmill

i make zero effort with people . surprised i haven't lost more friends because of it tbf

my friendships started to fade away during my mid 20s. I might go for a quiet pint with an old friend twice a month at the very most.

Vicky 2 is boring shite imo

Ordered my takeaway 40 minutes ago and its still not here

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you didn’t pull in first year of uni so why should I ever take your advice on girls lmao

Are there ANY serious alternatives to tinder? There has to be some other way I can meet a girl tonight surely.

what?

Depends on what ypu're in the mood for. Painting the map after a while gets boring

im a girl

small brain: My Country Tis of Thee
medium brain: God Save the Queen
enormous brain: Heil dir im Siegerkranz

aha mate 75% of Australia is uninhabitable desert

just gave the neighbour child a good smack.

What did you order? Fucking Lucky Charms?

please please PLEASE be in somerset

You've never heard of the old "Stripper in a giant cake" tradition?

I think i heard bumble was alright.

unlike canada, where it's 100% nondescript.

lol

Your ma does call outs now

might do Monkey Madness tonight tbqh

eternal brain: Zeven dagen lang

considering how long Countdown has been on free-to-air television, very roughly how many long-term unemployed middle-aged men do you think chronically masturbate to Susie Dent and Rachel Riley (formerly Carol Vordermann) and keep extensive recordings of every single episode?

I mean people like Tim except not that insane. Think Maisie-bro tier.

Considering it's not that extreme a fetish, they're just fit, and the population size of the UK, I think there must be at least ~50 men like that.

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Anyone ever play superoower 2?

thoughts?

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good thread love ya 190 x

you cant make edgy or offensive posts in /brit/ and get attention, if the op is baby gore it will be ignored

bc as a subnormie chad I've literally seen both sides of the coin

lmao looks like its gonna pop

god i wish i could take it firmly in my hand and yank it back real hard

Bought in January with my inheritance and $700k of my parents money after I convinced them to let me invest in cryptocurrency.

I thought I just needed to figure out a strategy. at first I decided I would do hours and hours of research and then go all-in on a single project, to maximize my return on time spent researching. I picked ODN. bought at $1.70, held way too long because "muh fundamentals" and then finally sold in March for $0.14. Already I only had $90k left. I was ready to kill myself for losing so much. But I figured I could hit a few pumps and at least be back at $500k.

The reason I sold ODN (thank fuck I finally did) was WAN had just been listed on Binance and I was sure it was going to go to $40-50 dollars. I bought WAN a week or two after it went public on binance around $4, then panic sold at $5 sold after nothing was happening after a small pump, thinking I had better just take a little profit then. of course, when it hit $6 I couldn't help throw $30,000 at it. and again at $7. at $8 I was all in again. when things started going down again, I did something very stupid. I thought "I'll just hold it, iron hands, and not even look at the price for a while. when I come back, ill be rich!"

well when I looked at the prices in June I wasn't feeling so good about that approach anymore. I sold and had about $42k left. I thought maybe I needed to diversify. I bought REQ, IPSX, FSN, HOT, 0xBTC, UUU, DRGN, NANO, ZIL, ETH, and BTC. except all my ETH and BTC always ended up being converted into other other crap. I might make 10% on one trade and lose 30% on nine others. it was so depressing I stopped tracking my trades, because I didn't want to know how much I had left.

finally in October I liquidated all my shit coins and bought BTC. I had 2.17 BTC total, around $18,000. I was ready to kill myself, but I figured I had one chance left. I transferred 2 BTC to bitmex, got lucky a few times, then got liquidated. just have the 0.17 BTC left.

fuck off yank

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>pol
nah mate

yeah a lot of people really like victoria im sure it's good
eu4 is pretty blobby but you can play tall as well

cuck

stretching + topical application of salicylic acid cream = cured

t. expert

Seriously considering buying some BTC, riding it to a profit, then dropping

god i wish i could take it firmly in my hand and wank it back and forth real hard

alright janman

nahhh lad

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Nah not yet lad

going to save up a million bucks, sock it in the bank, retire and then live off the interest for the rest of my days

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>amerimutts on Jow Forums coping with the fact that the jews cut off their foreskins again
oh well look at that

>muh foreskin
i for one, thank the jew for chopping my willy

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reporting in
Haven't slept since yesterday morning
0.5g of coke left, I bought 5 yesterday
(pratically snorted it all myself)
50 people at my house since 1pm
10th beer or so

I'm in another dimension of space and time right now

I just wanted to keep you guys informed

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Bradley on BBC One

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oh fuckin hell rorke it's saturday night do you have nothing better to do

Watching Hellboy innit

Need to stick the majority of it in one of those yokes that gives you good interest but ypu can't touch it for like 5 years.

Alright stay safe and hydrated, sweetie x

huh?