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could easily KICK that aliens ASS
I think I'm gonna go over to my gf's house and we'll take a nice walk around the park
I hope her mom answers the door, she's a nice lady
This is me
*devours food*
Have you guys had sexual intercourse?
With my gf - Yes
With her mom - No
cooking chilli french fries and a chimichanga right now
ah yes, the sweats
and shakes
Is that you Arby's
I just helped Ryan masturbate.
Almost got in a fight with a wh*Toid today, lads. He's lucky his mom was holding him back.
one and only
maybe firefox has started working again and i can get my reddit flags back
get the sickness out of me
What was her name user?
I didn't ask for this feel
gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada
Back when Lil Debbie was a qt
*tells a funny joke*
>what's the matter? too thicc for ya??
warmed up some soup
so do you like semen or smth
can't get enough of it
You should be proud
Only Majin Buu has been able to push me this far
Triple dubs
Noice
making paprikaš currently
Needs something green
ah yes the ol hiccups sweating and vomiting
would like to taste someone elses semen t.bh
No it doesn’t. The end goal is red
boy do i have a surprise for you
It looks so bland with just red
umm yuck?
been drinking this
i admire the art
hello
i'm cold
Piswiser for me
Hi cold I’m Kyle
alcohol and cocaine
pfffft that must be an experience, too bad cocaine is retardedly expensive. is there a good short lasting stimulant like it? need :advice:
neckbeard
When it’s fully cooked you add a good amount of parsley. It’s absolutely not bland in taste either
wish I didnt get tired after every meal I eat
Gaining all my weight back after a week of coke
No regrets
this got-dang state needs to legalize marijuana.
do you know how much coca cola you'd have to drink to gain weight? That's like 30 cans
dubs get
shit, i got double trips
fail
made out with my crush last night. felt all of her body too. tonight is going to be good despite feeling like shit from drinking so much last night. also fuck 4channel this shit is so gay lmao rip 4chanx
Holy fuck
Just blew up the station in deus ex human revolution. Androids are fucking based I want to be one.
Grandma was mad at me at Thanksgiving breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years and didn’t want to talk to my new one
/semen/
vivimos en una sociedad
just right
at least you have one
I bring home the turkey and you bring home the bacon
nice dubs
Great job disappointing your grandma
get
idiot
Thanks
you're welcome
you're wel/cum/*
HEIL HITLER
okay this is epic
this would make your grandma proud
cool it with the dubs
i am jelous
So I did a DNA test and now I'm waiting to get my test results back. I've been told I look Filipino many times, yet my parents are from Central America. I don't even think either side of my family tree has even left the country besides my parents, when they came to the US in the late 80s. Either way, this should be neat.
Jungle Gook...
Enjoy it as much as you can. be in the moment, because nothing lasts forever.
>taking DNA tests seriously
They've been proven again and again to be inaccurate.
The companies have even stated they're not accurate.
You'd think a shitskin mongrel like yourself wouldn't worry about trivial things like that.
Uffie is bangin
Feadz is bangin
ok this is epic
Either way, it was a gift from a friend during my birthday so I didn't have to pay for anything at all.
be my boyfriend pls
>you only get one chance at life
>you can't back up to a previous save
>every single mistake is permanent
How the fuck is this fair
I’m in a relationship
polite get!
either way they record your data and write it in stone so they can use it against you later.
>you only get one chance at life
You don't know that for sure. Even then wouldn't that be an incentive to work on your own personal goals every day? Life is a blessing to me, after that I die and either go to heaven/hell, get reincarnated, or get sent to oblivion.
>i'm gay
not for much longer
>one chance at life
Born rich canadian chink
Lmao get rekt
In what way would they use it against me?
did a pee in the shower again
why the FUCK did my toilet have to stop working
marketing, advertising, social engineering, and general psychological profiling.
All I want is her ass stuffed on my face
That would be heaven
Inhaling her musks
Mmmmmmmmm
Just came inside the mouth of the cutest blue eyed blonde haired twink, he looked like a lesbian. I'm tired and sleepy now.
Ex isn't take the breakup well
She sent me a bunch of drunk messages yesterday
Whoops forgot to mention he was German
real fucking gay, mate
why does his nationality matter?
That sound very interesting to me. I've heard about the data selling but I never looked into it. I see my ignorance now. I'll look into it more and see how deep I'm getting myself into.
Is this enough green?
My guess is that it has something to do with refugees.