Who else living the 9-5 dream?

>work 5/7 days
>spend best part of the day inside
>get a half hour to eat cold food
>get to drive car home everyday with everyone else at the same time
>get to eat whatever you have time to prepare and stomach
>get an hour and a half free time every 24 hours which you can spend preparing for the next day (Including that delicious cold lunch)
>get to wake up to favorite song
>get to eat some cold and damp fibre sugared to perfection
>get to show my car to everyone else on the way to work again
>get to listen to my own music
>when the weekend comes I get to go out and do what I want, and have more time to take it in because everything takes so much longer than during the week
>I'm off work the same time children are out of school
>I get a couple of weeks a year to myself and get to continue working then anyway

Why is the 9-5 life so based Jow Forums?

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is it truly so based

Ahhh, it's the life

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>get out to go and do what you want
try being married or having kids. have fun.

Have you considered having a giant penis and living in poverty instead?

penis enlargement is a thing, but it doesn't make miracles happen. op would still remain a larping virgin no matter what

all work an no play makes jack a dull boy
all work an no play makes jack a dull boy
all work an no play makes jack a dull boy
all work an no play makes jack a dull boy
all work an no play makes jack a dull boy
all work an no play makes jack a dull boy

Heh, life is good. Am I right, boys?

>that feel when worked 10:30pm-7:00am for 2 years
>get based day shift if 7-3:30
>take a promotion and now on 2nd Working 3-11:30

Been about a year and I’m sick of this shift too. Not as bad as 3rd, but just want to go back to days