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and he aint gonna jump no more

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did he died

reposting

what is KFC like is it nice
never had it in my life thought i might go tomorrow

what should i get

anyone seen my willy?

LOL

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what to put on tinder profile lads

something short and snappy preferably

new thread, clean sheet
pikey i akshually like you
schizo i don't care for you and enjoy battering you because you're a cunt with the others

I want to thrash about my bed in impotent rage.

nothing funny about a man not being able to walk

Matey from school is a paratrooper
He's a soft cunt, battered him before

get a chicken bucket your first time

any time after just get a chicken burger of some kind.

everything is shite

BEST PM SINCE CHURCHILL - ALL MY FELLOW BREXIT VOTERS REPORT IN

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niggers are not "man"

lads
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lol shut the fuck up you big gay faggot LARP act cringe case

short and snappy

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Me? Cursed with eternal agression and alphaness because of my celtic warrior genetics

over here it's full of actual black as fuck niggers

dad's trying to redpill his junkie ladyfriend on solipsism and why nothing exists

for me, it's the Arbynator

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that's a literal gorilla, lad

battered his willy i bet

Would report this to the IRS if you know what I mean

Edging to ASMR lads

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/brit/ more and more resembles a digital lunatic asylum
need more neurotypicals here desu

celto latin masterrace reporting in

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lol

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This guy might have CTE already

shall be calling schizo by his new nickname: frogsby, short for frog's bitch, because he's my bitch, my ho

asmr should be condemned

it's just soft core porn

Don't have that thing other people have in their brains that make them submit. Would rather die then let a man take my pride

Trying to hard to emulate mike tyson.

almost everything is soft core porn

Slav pride

World wife

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fratris

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love this cut 2bqh

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nice

want arbys so bad now but im on a diet

whatever you say frogsby

someone on cnn just said "niggers are fake news"

how do amputees wank? how do they put their dick in their bird? how do they pick a bogey? how do they itch their face? know what i mean

You call yourself celts? I am the purest form of a celt in the modern world

I am part French myself.
From Vinon-Sur-Verdon, my paternal lineage.
Last name is very french. But it only accounts for maybe 15% of my ethnic bakcground.

what kind of diet, lad?

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mboko

it's not bad but bojangles is better. get fried chicken breasts and macaroni

YEAH BITE THAT PERSON OF COLOUR'S PENIS!

IM GONNA RUB MY WILLY ON YOU ALL

how do I make my dick harder?
got a decent size erection but it's still sort of floppy and soft

saw a pic this week about this
made me lose faith a little
you have no idea how much worse we could have had it

Low test fat fuck

I am a BRVTHONVC EVROPEAN

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stop watching porn

fucking hell youre one of the cringiest posters ive seen here for a good while
just fuck off annoying little prick

I'm a simple fisherman myself but I would support you in your fight against frogsby

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you got the gay user
only men can get you up

where are 190 and turtle?

if you're circumcised you're just going to have to live with it. cut dicks are always floppy and weak

Do you want to meet up and have this conversation in the real world?

>Vinon-Sur-Verdon
>Vinon-sur-Verdon est une commune française située dans le département du Var, en région Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur
alri arab
but no memes, that's your great grand father then? you're no québécois aren't you?

want those bionic hands to crush my bollocks into juice and pulp

ciao fra

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fuck off he's a good lad

this song represents me and my people
youtube.com/watch?v=5JVJMwMQFH0

I love President Trump with all my heart.

someone make a straw poll on what we think of pikey

toby ran off

That's a man

I would install green LEDs on it and spray paint the razor brand logo on it

get yourself on cialis daily. that stuff is amazing.

wonder if this is true
I'll just start doing kegels and more cardio

Voted remain first time will vote leave if second referendum. Anyone else think this?

> that's your great grand father then?
yeah
>you're no québécois aren't you?
no

i aint gonna jump no more people tryna throw me out of planes since i was 18

>Gordon snowmobiles to Jack's

oh fuck off

kegels don't really help your erections get harder, lad. they help you last longer in bed though.

Give me a good movie to watch lads

Sick to death of wannabe hardmen. Especially english ones. Hard to take that feminine poofs accent serious

Me when I come face to face with an alt right incel

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You arrive in the Ulster Theocracy

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past few months there have appeared a few posters i genuinely hate
or maybe its not them i hate, but its the pathetic little gimps that reply and post about them all thread every thread
either way its weird because never hated anyone on brit before, just mildly disliked lisicki

are you interested in your french ancestry? does it play a part in how you define yourself or is it just something you know and don't feel anything about?

kegels for men can strengthen your prostate and make you cum further

actually really good at controlling when I orgasm so I last as long as I like
just wish the cock were harder
not doing cialis though
might sip some gingko tea every now and again and see how that works

name names

hope doug is not one of them

french people are smelly