My house literally looks like an abandoned house

don't you worry that someone over here might trace you based on your pic? I've seen some people here do that

the trip would cost more than whatever they can steal from me, im more worried about locals than Jow Forums

what would they want to steal from you? I think you'd have to worry more about some teenagers going there to have sex or do some sort of prank. anyway, unironically, I would suggest to get some gun (it's the only option that keeps you safe), basing on how you're asking us for advice, I'm guessing you've just moved in?

put up Christmas decorations (and take them down before or around New Year's)

i dont wanna shoot nobody
do you know any good cheap surveillance system? over wifi would be good

sorry man, no idea. you don't have to shoot somebody as if you were some amerimutt who constantly fantasize of a break-in just to pull the trigger, you can simply have it as a self precaution

Part of the problem here is that, if you would go to pait or wash the house to make it look nicer, the locals could think that you get some extra money and you have enougth to waste on luxuries, so if you like a cheap security sistem, why not a dog? maby some bells behaind the doors? a ligth activated by movement on the back of the house? a goose?

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>you don't have to shoot somebody
ppfft

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Well for one thing clean it, you lazy shit.

ok, that is the most american image I've found on this site

just fence off your property then get a couple guard dogs and have them wander round
no one is going to break into a place that looks like THAT with a rottweiler and cane corso walking around out front

damn i wish i had property
my parents are poorfags without any property, i wont inherit anything
feels bad

>spanish
>brainlet
why am I not suprised...
PAINT IT and also fucking retard.

unless they kill it first like your chinese neighbors do

have you thought about locking your doors lol

Clean your house up

>not a single fag itt tried a reverse search
flickr.com/photos/ignaciopraxedes/5492307820

Paint your fucking house.

Get bar windows.

why would you think that image is his home? are you that retarded?

get a machete, if you got a patio, put cement on the top of the walls and then crushed glass poking out of it so any wallhoppers get hurt, put bars on your windows, a second door in your front entrance, keep a spray can, mix hot sauce/vinegar and water to make a retarded homemade pepper spray
te quiero manolo, no mueras

You probably live in a peaceful and small town so you should not be worried

But this building has avarage condition in spain. Possibilities are quite smol for some junkie to come loot your home

Ask to your friends for a pressure jet and wash the filth away. It will take you a couple of hours and it`s done.

Noce pic tho.

You could buy a cheap DVR and some cams (720px is fine). But the truth is, cams don`t protect nothing, and actually gave away the idea that you are protecting something worth of the investment.

The thing about home invasion is, they will always chose the easy target 99% of the times. Just make sure your door can handle a few wacks and you are fine in Europe.
If you are paranoid about this, you can install a sensor in fort of the door that turn on a light. This will make any junkie run away.

looks like a nice house but why did you let it rot like that?

Your house looks cozy af OP.
Buy some white paint and a roller, it's gonna cost like $100 max and you can re-use the roller parts. Don't skimp on it either, wash the wall first, use a coat of primer, and make sure you're using a waterproof exterior paint- preferably eggshell.
Then get a can of tangerine orange, scrape off the white, apply primer, and spice up your winder frames a bit.
Clean those doors, and oil them up so they're a nice rich uniform colour. Those are beautiful wooden doors you have and it's a shame for them to go to waste.
Plant some lavender and iris in that chicken scratch garden of yours, and put a bee hive there too. Bee's are dying so it's important to take care of them, they'll also pollinate your garden and all the plants in your neighborhood. You can get a cheap one online for under $30.
At this point you should probably get a pitbull, name it psycho, and train it to protect your property from thieves.
Now for about $300 you've increased your property value by a good 5 grand, and gotten a dog out of the matter.
At this point, take out a loan against your (now beautiful) house, and hire someone to fix that shit roof of yours. Then put up some bird houses

Just paint it you lazy cunt

Also kill a snake and nail it to your door

Also like Venezuela user said, put some cement and broken glass over walls and stuff. get a gun if applicable and a few signs like pic related or beware of dog

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